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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v bad fashion car crash Ximbos

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
192
Created
26.02.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
29.02.2024 16:10:33
craigslist-stripper

>mfw ignored again for being too smart and sexy and correct 


29.02.2024 16:10:33

ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164696
Reputation: 47190
Posts: 2298
Secville
29.02.2024 16:49:24
ButterfIy

The way I laughed at “smart”, cackled at “sexy”, and screamed at “correct”. You’re definitely funny, I’ll give you that. I have yet to see anyone who has their pronouns in their About Me demonstrate their superlative intellect, however. Just read the Forum rules and ask yourself: would any sane person who isn’t a raging leftie drunk on identity politics and gender euphoria write them—or even take them seriously?

Take your time, I know you’ll be alright if you put effort into sounding out the words you read!

29.02.2024 16:49:24
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950880
Reputation: 112287
Posts: 3406
Atheista
29.02.2024 16:53:10
KatieBoutique

The name and link to "Richard Fromage" has been added to the Title of the Thread.
So this vote will be specific to him.
Two hours to go, and it looks like all the evidence relative to the case has been presented.

29.02.2024 16:53:10

ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164696
Reputation: 47190
Posts: 2298
Secville
29.02.2024 16:54:13
ButterfIy

Wouldn’t be so sure of that, Princess. You could be up for trial in the next two hours, be careful out there. I hope some of you enjoy cleaning other peoples’ feet!

29.02.2024 16:54:13
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950880
Reputation: 112287
Posts: 3406
Atheista
29.02.2024 17:03:06
KatieBoutique

Here is another good thing that is coming out of all this controversy:

Richard now likes the game,
He is giving hearts on the comments he is getting (finally),
He has made lots of new friends, whereas he was not well received when he first appeared
(accused of being a non-player troublemakers by the very people who champion him now)
He has helped rally the cause for more Himbo alts to be created
He has become the King of The Raccoontail Bimbos. (A New Political Party?)

Out of controversy can come new things...his case is no exception.
Congrats to Mr. Fromage from the entire smoldering Slayyycast crew.



29.02.2024 17:03:06

ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164696
Reputation: 47190
Posts: 2298
Secville
29.02.2024 17:44:29
ButterfIy

Amazing, Katie! Have you ever considered covering the Israel-Hamas war? You have a gift for meaningful, thought-provoking journalism.

29.02.2024 17:44:29
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
29.02.2024 18:08:56
craigslist-stripper

I took a look at the new forum rules, and I'm a bit confused which one counts as "extremism" to you? Is it the public infraction system, that gives players multiple warnings for rule breaks (as opposed to the old government which retained the right to "edit and delete posts, to forum ban, jail or perm-ban any player based on their own judgment")? Is it the list of protected characteristics which matches the list of protected classes as defined by the United States government? Or is it the part of the rules where they say no extreme opinions? I know I'm just a dumb bimbo who likes to specify her pronouns, so could you please point to which rule you think is extremist?

ButterfIy wrote:
I have yet to see anyone who has their pronouns in their About Me demonstrate their superlative intellect
That's an interesting litmus test, because you don't have any pronouns in your bio, yet I've never seen you say anything that wasn't completely and utterly braindead, not to mention seething in bitterness and smarmy hatred. I'm just wondering why you feel the need to constantly interject yourself when you seem to despise everything and everyone here. You just radiate negativity everywhere you comment - maybe you would benefit from finding another hobby that you actually enjoy? Or is that genuinely what you like spending your time doing?


29.02.2024 18:08:56

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198371
Reputation: 74703
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
29.02.2024 18:41:35
bxdcherri

Oh its like that in the US too?! We wrote it based on UK law, but its great to know that even more of the player base is familiar with that kind of system than we originally thought 

29.02.2024 18:41:35

KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116756
Reputation: 24462
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
29.02.2024 18:48:04
KittyOnyx

I used my senator artifact to comment on this.
This is literally Barbie(dot)com for adults. At the end of the day, it boils down to user satisfaction.
This is almost laughable it is so ridiculous. So let me understand - Mr.ImNuts is in very last place for every single thing - duels, debates, and fights. You're meaning to tell me that the guy who is last in everything, essentially showing he does nothing but come on here and bitch, wants to be the one to persecute people, even though he holds barely a shred of power on this cite?
Look, I'll just be blunt. I don't remember what the price was for the membership, but I do remember thinking to myself, "What does it benefit me to spend money on this site?" When I get on to Bimboland, I have just a few goals in mind - I want to do my daily task, I want to participate in PXFC, and I want to check in on my friends. I do not see what kind of benefits come from the membership. Especially now knowing how rude Mr.Nutty is. 
At one point I wanted to help the website, I wanted to volunteer to make the code for the houses and pet plans, I had some ideas myself, and was even thinking about putting an ad for XL on my youtube page and twitch, just to reach more people.
There are no advertisements for this site. I found this cite by Googling "adult group rpg games" and it didn't een link me to this website in articles, it went to the old Bimboland. I feel the owner of the game should be f***ing thrilled they have the people they do have, with the fact that there are zero ads and zero word being spread.
Being a dick to your userbase will lead to the ultimate destruction of not only Bimboland, but your pocket change.  I'm kind of disgusted by the notion that our vote clearly doesn't matter, and if I am at risk to be booted at any given time, WHY PLAY?? I don't know who runs this website, or if they know how to run a website, but I can tell you without a doubt the customer service is something to be laughed at. Hell... I though of making my own Bimbo game because I feel this place will start to go to shit if we lay over and let Chris do whatever he wants. 
Seriously, there is no ads. You get users by them finding you, and you get money by chance of those few people who find the game. To spit at them will lead to the destruction of this site.  Someone will def make a better site if they so please, and the disgusting behavior of some in government will just be the fflame to the fire to move elsewhere.
Who the fuck dictates whats ugly? My Bimbo is Helga from Hey Arnold. UUGGLLYY GIRL. ITS INTENTIONAL. Shall I prepare for my own trial, Chris?

29.02.2024 18:48:04

Richard Fromage
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1264
Reputation: 2532
Posts: 49
Reasonopia
29.02.2024 18:52:32
Richard Fromage

I don't know if I'd go as far as to say I like the game Katie if I'm to be perfectly honest. I think it'd be more accurate to say something like, I tolerate it's existence in the pursuit of the contentment I receive by pointing out the idiocies of it's owner. But, I do appreciate the passion the rest of the community has for this place.

29.02.2024 18:52:32

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
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Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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