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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v bad fashion car crash Ximbos

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
192
Created
26.02.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Pollyx
Level 127
Status: Minister of Fashion
Sex Appeal: 1602856
Reputation: 60273
Posts: 1166
Antitheocra
27.02.2024 16:22:30
Pollyx

SweetasNuts, this is a thread you made in an area where only Senators can comment. These are the people who are actively paying money to support your site (and those who are using artifacts to do this have stated so, so it's clear who is who). If the people who are paying your bills, who are currently Senators which you want more of, hate your ideas and are telling you that you are wrong, what do you think is going to happen? That these people will all suddenly change their minds and agree with you and in fact that more people will buy Senatorships? That idea is absolutely ridiculous.

People have said here in this very thread that your actions mean they will never, ever spend a dime on your site. Pay attention to that. You are heading for disaster and I would suggest you reverse your course immediately.

If you doubt the relevancy of my opinion, for context, I spend a MINIMUM of 25 hours a week doing unpaid volunteer labor for your site, a figure which does not include any time actually using or enjoying the site. It's just work. I do this for nothing, I even //pay to do it// because I have to be a Senator to be a State Minister, something you said you would change. The absolute only reason I am still a Senator and have not cancelled right the fuck now is because I'll lose my SM status and the gifting tool which I currently need for multiple different tasks, from running contests (optional but desired) to Shop Worker tasks like sending out diamond rewards to Designers and the other Shop Workers. If not for this fact, I would absolutely positively never financially support you. This behavior is egregious.

Chris, I must emphasize again that the people criticizing you in this thread are the people who are paying money on your site. They are senators, and your actions are going to make you lose them, from trying to enforce your subjective fashion taste to actively threatening to remove Cherri as PB and rescind the treasury money. If you want to make more money on this site, this is the absolute worst way to try to go about that, something that is creating a result counter to your stated goal. Right now you have a site which almost entirely runs itself, creating thousands of dollars of passive income for you without you having to lift a finger. It may not be the amount of money you want, but it's what you've got unless you take the extensive suggestions I and others have made instead of shooting yourself in the foot. You're reducing your passive income every moment you continue this, with every single disrespectful comment to Cherri and the rest of the userbase.

And you have the gall to call Cherri greedy or fault her work ethic when you DEMAND more money and work from people who already pay you money and run your site for you unpaid with hour numbers that match actual real full or part-time jobs. Your actions are what I would call greedy, to demand more money from people who give you work and passion unpaid while providing nothing in return and actually even punishing those same people. Disrespectful, disingenuous, disgusting, foul, and deeply, profoundly fucking ungrateful.

27.02.2024 16:22:30
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SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20652
Reputation: 12478
Posts: 890
Atheista
27.02.2024 17:22:12
SweetasNuts

Shut up and promote bimbo senatorship please 

27.02.2024 17:22:12



Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28539907
Reputation: 281129
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
27.02.2024 17:47:59
Sandi Lut

Like you are promoting it? By insulting every user on the site? Yeah that is a sure way to get people to pay on here. People just love to pay to get insulted by you

27.02.2024 17:47:59
Happiness is inside yourself

Theodora Dee
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69515
Reputation: 22236
Posts: 693
Secville
27.02.2024 18:16:13
Theodora Dee

this truly gotta be the worst advertisement ever

27.02.2024 18:16:13

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
27.02.2024 18:18:51
craigslist-stripper

>mfw Mr. Nuts won't even acknowledge my comment because he knows i am too smart and sexy for him and also that he would get absolutely bodied if we were able to vote on his fashion


27.02.2024 18:18:51

Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
27.02.2024 18:19:50
Honey Beee

Sometimes it’s better to admit you were wrong and apologise than digging your heels in the sand and making everything worse. 

27.02.2024 18:19:50

PlushKlavier
Level 135
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1943703
Reputation: 71998
Posts: 1288
Reasonopia
27.02.2024 18:29:54
PlushKlavier

Clearly just talking isn't getting us anywhere, that's why I'm going to make a call for ACTION

If SweetasNuts wants to be the ruler of fashion then he first has to prove himself to be the most fashionable ruler (Second to Miss Bimbo of course)

In this Battle of Fashion I challenge SweetasNuts to make a fashion outfit that proves he's fit to be the one who can judge which Ximbos are fashionable and which ones aren't

The public of Ximboland will cast their vote after SweetasNuts presents his outfit
If the public decides that he is NOT fashionable, then the position of fashion ruler will go to the current ruling Prime Ximbo, which in this case will be bxdcherri
This same outcome applies if SweetasNuts decides to not participate in this battle, therefore forfeiting his dedication to fashion and right to judge other Ximbo's outfits

To get into the spirit of this fashion battle, I have made this Miss Bimbo inspired ruler outfit that represents everything a Bimbo stands for
PlushKlavier
We will be eagerly awaiting the results, Mr. SweetasNuts

27.02.2024 18:29:54

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
27.02.2024 18:45:36
craigslist-stripper

I'll also post my Miss Bimbo inspired outfit for this fashion battle!!
Notice the improved jewelry, dress, shoes, and makeup
She's also a real people pleaser ♥️♥️♥️
craigslist-stripper

27.02.2024 18:45:36

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198371
Reputation: 74703
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
27.02.2024 18:48:49
bxdcherri

My next all state contest is everyone dressing up as their own interpretation of Miss Bimbo, I decided this before all of this shit kicked off lmao but this works too 

27.02.2024 18:48:49

Kribby
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 31964
Reputation: 8845
Posts: 124
Reasonopia
27.02.2024 19:45:08
Kribby

craigslist-stripper wrote:
Ah Mr. “I Have A First In Customer Service” is out here getting all his customers upset again. Just shut up and buy some bimbo dollars amirite??

When does SweetAsNuts go on trial? As several have pointed out your fashion is horrendous according to our standards. Coontails are in and skinny jeans are SO 2014. If this is such a democratic place as you claim, why are we not allowed to call for YOUR trial Mr. Nuts? You finally found some shoes, now let’s find you a hat. I’m thinking one that says “Fashion Failure” on it.
yes omg you ate that fr 

27.02.2024 19:45:08

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
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What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

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Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
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Where do important discussions take place?
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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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