I say we put it to a vote... oh wait, we already did + the people voted for Cherri + her policy on the matter. Learn how to take the L, dude.
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This is not undermining the current government . Bad fashion is a clear and present danger to our fledgling fashionable democracy . How can we be the most fashionable and beautiful nation ever known to human kind when we have people dressed like Richard fromage amongst us?
It’s clear that dressing like Richard is a form of treason against the state and that kind of dress sense needs to be punished accordingly .
Acts of treason as serious as that fall under the jurisdiction of the presidents office
We now have an example of what The President's Office is talking about:
We at the Slayycast agree - no one is safe with outfits like that running around unsupervised.
(The KSLA Studio is on fire BTW...)
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Exactly. Our president did not cross the world in a boat and risk
Iife and limb for us bimbos only to have our great nation undermined in this way. There’s some basic fashion rules that we must follow and Richard is not following any of them . He must be punished and the state must prosecute lest our whole national identity is at risk.
Iife and limb for us bimbos only to have our great nation undermined in this way. There’s some basic fashion rules that we must follow and Richard is not following any of them . He must be punished and the state must prosecute lest our whole national identity is at risk.
The senators will get to vote on his punishment
Ah yeah that is a good way to get more senators Chris
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I think this just shows the absolute dire state that himbos have to sign up with and proves my point that new players have no hopes of being “good at fashion”. This is picked from the default list you are given when you sign up and it’s already considered “bad”. How is that a new players fault? Seems to me the site owner should address why he forces players to sign up with “bad” clothes and then subsequently threatens to punish them for using said clothes.
Also want to add, that Richard Fromage is not on trial, it appears the court system is either bugged or hasn’t been set up correctly as when Richard tries to comment he is met with the following message:
“Only admins, PB, SMs, senators and prosecuted ximbos are allowed to write in this topic.”
“Only admins, PB, SMs, senators and prosecuted ximbos are allowed to write in this topic.”
Are we seriously not even letting people defend themselves and speak their truths? And you wanted freedom of speech? Laughable.
Chris what are you yappin about. We chose Cherri for a reason, pipe down
Have you ever considered the possibility that Richard Fromage is just broke and has no other option but to dress up like a twat?
Do you condone bullying poor people, Mr. AsNuts?
Do you condone bullying poor people, Mr. AsNuts?
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!
Good evening,
Let's just take a moment here to contemplate what's occurring. Chris has gone out of his way to try and make the site more right wing by saying he'll insert himself in with emergency PB powers unless he loses an election, he then loses an election, but inserts himself in as the roleplay secretary of the roleplay president (which is also himself) in order to justify the fact that he's just going to go in and change whatever he feels like with no pushback despite having no democratically bestowed power within his own democratic website. That's what's happening here.
Then for some reason, despite the fact that the actual democratically elected government have specifically stated that nobody will be punished for their choice of clothing, Chris decides that actually no, this will occur and chooses me to be his first victim. Which I personally think is hilarious, as not only does it show that realistically he doesn't care about the politics or the democracy which he so brazenly claims so often to us all, but actually - he just wants to pressure people into purchasing Senatorships and money packages in order to avoid being punished for the fact that they can't afford "good" clothing.
Not only this, I believe wholeheartedly that the actual reason he's chosen me is completely irrespective of the clothing I have (which is default clothing from the default himbo store when you first create an account). I believe, the real reason he's chosen me, is because at every opportunity; I've taken it upon myself to point out how completely and utterly ridiculous this man is and it has finally bruised his fragile masculinity. No doubt, me pointing out that he's not as politically educated, or in fact intelligent as he believes himself to be was probably the nail in the coffin.
Let's not kid ourselves, Chris is as we all know, a giant money hungry man child with not a care in the world for this website or it's community. It's goal first and foremost is to make money, he's in fact so completely out of touch with the community and it's players that when ones pipes up to point out his delusions (me) that he just comes up with some random nonsense as a scape goat to get rid of them - case and point, this post.
I mean, he didn't even take the time to look at my profile and realize I've been sitting in a gentleman's club smoking old toby pipe weed in my three piece, double breasted tailored suit, with matching pocket square and bow tie. Meanwhile he's out here wearing the classic Primark blue skinny jeans that don't fit his meagre frame, with a tucked in Primark long sleeve black tee and doesn't even have the decency to wear a belt. Don't even get me started on those completely mismatched loafers with no socks on like some sort of hipster.
Grow up you pillock.
P.S I had to use an artefact just to comment on a forum post within which I'm accused of, I don't know, attempting to bring down an entire nation's democracy by wearing a sports bra to hold in my rippling pectorals. Pectorals that might I add, Chris couldn't grow in another 45 years, the noodle man. If you're gonna try and sentence me with fashion terrorism at least have the cajones to let me respond. Coward.
Dārys Pārman
Let's just take a moment here to contemplate what's occurring. Chris has gone out of his way to try and make the site more right wing by saying he'll insert himself in with emergency PB powers unless he loses an election, he then loses an election, but inserts himself in as the roleplay secretary of the roleplay president (which is also himself) in order to justify the fact that he's just going to go in and change whatever he feels like with no pushback despite having no democratically bestowed power within his own democratic website. That's what's happening here.
Then for some reason, despite the fact that the actual democratically elected government have specifically stated that nobody will be punished for their choice of clothing, Chris decides that actually no, this will occur and chooses me to be his first victim. Which I personally think is hilarious, as not only does it show that realistically he doesn't care about the politics or the democracy which he so brazenly claims so often to us all, but actually - he just wants to pressure people into purchasing Senatorships and money packages in order to avoid being punished for the fact that they can't afford "good" clothing.
Not only this, I believe wholeheartedly that the actual reason he's chosen me is completely irrespective of the clothing I have (which is default clothing from the default himbo store when you first create an account). I believe, the real reason he's chosen me, is because at every opportunity; I've taken it upon myself to point out how completely and utterly ridiculous this man is and it has finally bruised his fragile masculinity. No doubt, me pointing out that he's not as politically educated, or in fact intelligent as he believes himself to be was probably the nail in the coffin.
Let's not kid ourselves, Chris is as we all know, a giant money hungry man child with not a care in the world for this website or it's community. It's goal first and foremost is to make money, he's in fact so completely out of touch with the community and it's players that when ones pipes up to point out his delusions (me) that he just comes up with some random nonsense as a scape goat to get rid of them - case and point, this post.
I mean, he didn't even take the time to look at my profile and realize I've been sitting in a gentleman's club smoking old toby pipe weed in my three piece, double breasted tailored suit, with matching pocket square and bow tie. Meanwhile he's out here wearing the classic Primark blue skinny jeans that don't fit his meagre frame, with a tucked in Primark long sleeve black tee and doesn't even have the decency to wear a belt. Don't even get me started on those completely mismatched loafers with no socks on like some sort of hipster.
Grow up you pillock.
P.S I had to use an artefact just to comment on a forum post within which I'm accused of, I don't know, attempting to bring down an entire nation's democracy by wearing a sports bra to hold in my rippling pectorals. Pectorals that might I add, Chris couldn't grow in another 45 years, the noodle man. If you're gonna try and sentence me with fashion terrorism at least have the cajones to let me respond. Coward.
Dārys Pārman
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