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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v bad fashion car crash Ximbos

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
192
Created
26.02.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198371
Reputation: 74703
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
27.02.2024 09:51:07
bxdcherri

I am leading by example, and it’s working :)
Again I will reiterate that the way I have chosen to run is a democracy, not a dictatorship. We will not be policing the way people dress. If you choose to do this, you will show the entire site that it doesn’t matter who they vote for, you will always hold power over everyone and everything. Why have a Prime Bimbo role implemented on the site if you plan to undermine everything they do? 

27.02.2024 09:51:07

SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
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Posts: 890
Atheista
27.02.2024 11:53:22
SweetasNuts

I am not undermining you. We share power. We disagree. We disagree respectfully. I have a job to do and you have a job to do. 
I can not understand how you can say to me that its not Richards or any Ximbos responsibility to look good.  It is. We are a fashion game a fashion site and a Fashionable republic. If you wont hold Bimbos to account or give fashion advice or hold the fashion line then who will?
You are the government and you should be leading by example. 
Even now you lower yourself to ugly standards by having a silly classless avatar.
Essentially what you are saying is that you have fashion police but you refuse to manage fashion or lead by example. 
What type of leadership is that?

In my view we should be prosecuting Ximbos whom are undermining our fashionable democracy.
Of course I am not saying they should be exiled or even jailed for such crimes but they should be punished somehow eg they should be forced to wear an outfit for a few days or forced to clean the Presidents verrucas.
Also the Prime Bimbo and her government should be listing some very clear fashion rules in my opinion that clearly state what is and what is not acceptable. Leading by example  




27.02.2024 11:53:22



SweetasNuts
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Atheista
27.02.2024 11:55:22
SweetasNuts

The Prime Bimbo should be.
Thats partly why we voted them in right?
To lead in every sense of the word

MissKaika
wrote:
Fashion is art, freedom of expression, protest...
Who here is capable of judging something so personal?
There are so many Bimbos and Himbos who created their brands by wearing bold and different looks here in the game, which makes this type of topic retrograde.
So many good things to add to the game, are you going to include just that? Judgment to say whether you are within or outside a fashion standard (unknown until then).
This topic is out of fashion.


27.02.2024 11:55:22



SweetasNuts
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Posts: 890
Atheista
27.02.2024 11:56:25
SweetasNuts

I am the Presidents secretary - personal and legal. That is authority enough. 

Honey Beee
wrote:
What gives you the authority to starts such trials? We would love to know at KSLA. 


27.02.2024 11:56:25



SweetasNuts
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Atheista
27.02.2024 11:59:24
SweetasNuts

I am saying you should do it but of course I respect your right not  to. However you should also respect my right to hold teh line. I am the Presodents secrtary - personal and legal. So I also have responsibilities that I need to uphold to her and to the state.
One of those responsibilities is to ensure our Fashionable state is not undermined - which I am doing by calling out poor fashion.  
In actual fact you should be happy - I am doing your job for you!


bxdcherri
wrote:
In my manifesto I specifically talk about how this will NOT happen. You did not win. Why are you now forcing your points and completely undermining mine? 


27.02.2024 11:59:24



SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20652
Reputation: 12478
Posts: 890
Atheista
27.02.2024 12:02:38
SweetasNuts

Have the confidence in you and your government to assert what is cool. That's why you were chosen - to lead

bxdcherri
wrote:
“No, there will be no policing of bad fashion. The issue with this is that "bad fashion" is interpretational. I believe this website to be a place of expression and creativity, and feel punishing people for doing that is a bad idea. One person might see something as bad, while another person sees it as amazing. It's too much of a can of worms. Not only that, but newer players will really struggle to be making stereotypically "good outfits" due to money restrictions. There is no such thing as bad fashion in the Republic I plan to run, I want to run a democracy, not a dictatorship.” 
This is what I wrote on the matter. This is what was voted in by the players. This is what the players want. 


27.02.2024 12:02:38



Yulianeva
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1530
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Posts: 7
Reasonopia
27.02.2024 12:02:40
Yulianeva

umm.... im not sure whats going on but imo this place need have beautiful leaders... (*ᴗ͈^ᴗ͈)ꕤ*.゚

27.02.2024 12:02:40

SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20652
Reputation: 12478
Posts: 890
Atheista
27.02.2024 12:03:50
SweetasNuts

Rubbish. Everyone needs to take responsibility for the way they dress. Just excuses

bxdcherri
wrote:
I think this just shows the absolute dire state that himbos have to sign up with and proves my point that new players have no hopes of being “good at fashion”. This is picked from the default list you are given when you sign up and it’s already considered “bad”. How is that a new players fault? Seems to me the site owner should address why he forces players to sign up with “bad” clothes and then subsequently threatens to punish them for using said clothes. 


27.02.2024 12:03:50



SweetasNuts
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Status: Prime Ximbo
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Reputation: 12478
Posts: 890
Atheista
27.02.2024 12:06:02
SweetasNuts

Rubbish. Your dress sense is poor and you need to sort it out lest you should be punished accordingly ie you will have to wear a hat saying you are FF ' fashion failure'

Richard Fromage
wrote:
Good evening,

Let's just take a moment here to contemplate what's occurring. Chris has gone out of his way to try and make the site more right wing by saying he'll insert himself in with emergency PB powers unless he loses an election, he then loses an election, but inserts himself in as the roleplay secretary of the roleplay president (which is also himself) in order to justify the fact that he's just going to go in and change whatever he feels like with no pushback despite having no democratically bestowed power within his own democratic website. That's what's happening here.

Then for some reason, despite the fact that the actual democratically elected government have specifically stated that nobody will be punished for their choice of clothing, Chris decides that actually no, this will occur and chooses me to be his first victim. Which I personally think is hilarious, as not only does it show that realistically he doesn't care about the politics or the democracy which he so brazenly claims so often to us all, but actually - he just wants to pressure people into purchasing Senatorships and money packages in order to avoid being punished for the fact that they can't afford "good" clothing.

Not only this, I believe wholeheartedly that the actual reason he's chosen me is completely irrespective of the clothing I have (which is default clothing from the default himbo store when you first create an account). I believe, the real reason he's chosen me, is because at every opportunity; I've taken it upon myself to point out how completely and utterly ridiculous this man is and it has finally bruised his fragile masculinity. No doubt, me pointing out that he's not as politically educated, or in fact intelligent as he believes himself to be was probably the nail in the coffin. 

Let's not kid ourselves, Chris is as we all know, a giant money hungry man child with not a care in the world for this website or it's community. It's goal first and foremost is to make money, he's in fact so completely out of touch with the community and it's players that when ones pipes up to point out his delusions (me) that he just comes up with some random nonsense as a scape goat to get rid of them - case and point, this post.

I mean, he didn't even take the time to look at my profile and realize I've been sitting in a gentleman's club smoking old toby pipe weed in my three piece, double breasted tailored suit, with matching pocket square and bow tie. Meanwhile he's out here wearing the classic Primark blue skinny jeans that don't fit his meagre frame, with a tucked in Primark long sleeve black tee and doesn't even have the decency to wear a belt. Don't even get me started on those completely mismatched loafers with no socks on like some sort of hipster.

Grow up you pillock.

P.S I had to use an artefact just to comment on a forum post within which I'm accused of, I don't know, attempting to bring down an entire nation's democracy by wearing a sports bra to hold in my rippling pectorals. Pectorals that might I add, Chris couldn't grow in another 45 years, the noodle man. If you're gonna try and sentence me with fashion terrorism at least have the cajones to let me respond. Coward.

Dārys Pārman 


27.02.2024 12:06:02



SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20652
Reputation: 12478
Posts: 890
Atheista
27.02.2024 12:09:14
SweetasNuts

I believe in freedom in every sense except Fashion.
That is non negotiable.
The clue is in the name  - The Fashionable republic of Ximboland.
We have to be strictly orthodox on that lest our country stands for nothing right? 

viscerae
wrote:
Dear Sweetasnuts,

As masseuse to the honourable president Miss Bimbo, I believe you may bring truly unique viewpoints to us all. 

You're the only one to have ever seen her feet; the rest of the population has never seen her without her bespoke shiny heels. 

On the topic of fashion, however, I must point out that variety is the spice of life. In all my time as a resident of this beautiful republic, President Sindy has tirelessly worn the same high ponytail hairstyle, which brings up many questions. 

Is it a wig? If it's her natural hair, she may be dealing with substantial traction alopecia and could use a break from the tight pony. 

I notice you have also changed your skin tone, shaved your beard and donned a minimalistic outfit for your presidential candidacy. 

Considering you're a himbo, perhaps you have realised the difference between yours and the bimbo's shops? Upon immigration, we are all assigned a barnet from the Hairdresser section of the shop. In the bimbo shop, this consists of wigs fashioned by the original artist for Miss Bimbo and (if I'm not mistaken) the famous designer AlyssaMoon 2.0. User-made hair items, on the other hand, are uploaded under the "wigs" section. Please correct me if I am wrong.

The issue with himbos, however, is that all of those items are lumped in under the same section. Thus, when himbos sign up, their starter hairstyles are chosen from a wider range of items which vary widely in style.

Based on this, it is unfair to bring someone to trial for being considered "unfashionable" - style is what we make of it, and can a nation truly be free if its citizens cannot dress how they please?

For this reason, I have adopted the "bald with raccoon tails" look in solidarity of the prosecuted party. I hope you understand where we are coming from and help our nation continue to be beautiful, free and just.





27.02.2024 12:09:14



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