On this day 20/3/2024 in the courts of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland we do doth declare the following trial. We doth bring forth all Ximboland senators to decide the outcome of this case.
Defendants name = Dean Winchester
Offence (see above) = Crimes against fashion as listed in article 22.3 of the constitution of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland. The fashion laws states that real himbos can not dress with stupid racoon things in the hair and silly pink thongs. This is far too camp and is not doth what a real himbo should look like. Its a car crash fashion sense of teh highest order and must be punished forthwith.
The Fashionable republic of Bimboland was created by bimbos for bimbos. We pride ourselves on wonderful fashion. We pride ourselves on being the most fashionable, coolest and sexiest beings even to walk this planet.
In order to maintain that we have laws that protect our unique characteristics namely our wonderful 'bimbo' fashion. A fashion that is known, envied and respected all over the world. Bimbos fought and died for our fashion rights and those whom cant dress up to these standards undermine our nation and must be punished. Spies from the flatlands covertly live amongst us trying to undermine our nation and bring it down from within. At this point we have no evidence that Dean is a flatland spy but we must all be vigilant
When = 19/03/2024 between 1 - 4 pm
Where = the defendant was spotted on CCTV and by various witnesses committing this crime in Ximbo City shopping district. CCTV images capture him at Haute coffee shop and walking down Pink alley before crossing Hasselhoff square and entering Cindys sex shop. In total at least 20 witnesses saw this crime and I would like to call them forward.
Punishment if convicted = The defendant will be sent to a fashion 're-education' camp where he will be re educated on fashion, the traditions of bimboism, the culture of bimbosim and how bimbos dress. He will be taught about high end fashion brands and how to wear them and he will be taught about hair and hair styles. He will come back a new Bimbo and one that can be proud of himself
Witnesses = I call you forward.
Senators = please do your thing and protect Ximboland from subversive fashion elements
Defendants name = Dean Winchester
Offence (see above) = Crimes against fashion as listed in article 22.3 of the constitution of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland. The fashion laws states that real himbos can not dress with stupid racoon things in the hair and silly pink thongs. This is far too camp and is not doth what a real himbo should look like. Its a car crash fashion sense of teh highest order and must be punished forthwith.
The Fashionable republic of Bimboland was created by bimbos for bimbos. We pride ourselves on wonderful fashion. We pride ourselves on being the most fashionable, coolest and sexiest beings even to walk this planet.
In order to maintain that we have laws that protect our unique characteristics namely our wonderful 'bimbo' fashion. A fashion that is known, envied and respected all over the world. Bimbos fought and died for our fashion rights and those whom cant dress up to these standards undermine our nation and must be punished. Spies from the flatlands covertly live amongst us trying to undermine our nation and bring it down from within. At this point we have no evidence that Dean is a flatland spy but we must all be vigilant
When = 19/03/2024 between 1 - 4 pm
Where = the defendant was spotted on CCTV and by various witnesses committing this crime in Ximbo City shopping district. CCTV images capture him at Haute coffee shop and walking down Pink alley before crossing Hasselhoff square and entering Cindys sex shop. In total at least 20 witnesses saw this crime and I would like to call them forward.
Punishment if convicted = The defendant will be sent to a fashion 're-education' camp where he will be re educated on fashion, the traditions of bimboism, the culture of bimbosim and how bimbos dress. He will be taught about high end fashion brands and how to wear them and he will be taught about hair and hair styles. He will come back a new Bimbo and one that can be proud of himself
Witnesses = I call you forward.
Senators = please do your thing and protect Ximboland from subversive fashion elements
