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Prosecuted bimbos/himbos:

guilty: 63 innocent: 89

The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v bad fashion Ximbos

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
41
Created
20.03.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198391
Reputation: 74734
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 14:40:57
bxdcherri

I’m stepping forward for the defendant.

I have a confession. Despite being with Richard Fromage, the trendsetter of raccoon tails, I’ve been…*clutches pearls* having an affair with Dean! I requested Dean shaved his head and wear the tails because it just gets me going so hard. 

20.03.2024 14:40:57

Melpomene
Level 195
Status: Fashion Worker
Sex Appeal: 5876867
Reputation: 88965
Posts: 1006
Antitheocra
20.03.2024 14:43:14
Melpomene

SweetasNuts wrote:
Thats an outrageous claim. We would never abuse the court system or flout the laws for political gain. Where is your evidence? 
siiiiiiiiiiiiigh I feel like I'm just playing into what you want (desire for engagement) if I actually humor you by answering, but sure, why not. Just to make it super clear to everyone

1. Starting these court cases only against ximbos who seem to disagree with you. By just glancing around a little you will find a dozen similarly dressed individuals, yet you decide to prosecute them "coincidentally" after they've "wronged" you. Examples:
Prosecuting Richard Fromage  after he opposed you in various threads including but not limited to Ximboland democracy failures and how to address it
Prosecuting Dean Winchester simply for making a mockery out "serious" discussion threads you've made
Prosecuting me a mere second after I opened my mouth here
2. Ignoring due process in starting court cases. As previous cases prove, the court has previously only been used to prosecute cases with significant amount of proof as with both the Cowboy Gang Case as well as Pineconeupmyass Case. There is clearly an extensive amount of research and collaboration that has taken place before the decision to prosecute was made in either case. In these new cases of your, you've provided little to no evidence apart from conjecture and subjective feelings.
3. Disregarding the law in starting cases. Nowhere in the constitutional law of Ximboland does it criminalize bad fashion. Since that is the only part of the legal system you're in charge of, you are not allowed to arbitrarily make up new laws to prosecute. In fact, the current government vehemently opposes the idea of decriminalizing bad fashion. As they represent the people, they are also in charge of laws other the ones originally written for the site. Therefore it is up to them which ximbos to prosecute, when, and why.

20.03.2024 14:43:14

Furiously drawing new designs 

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 50790
Reputation: 34008
Posts: 1949
Atheista
20.03.2024 14:43:22
Dean Winchester

CHERRI MY LOVE YOU DONT HAVE TO ADMIT TO THIS I KNOW HOW THIS WILL DAMAGE YOUR REPUTATION!!! *a single tear escapes my eye* 

20.03.2024 14:43:22
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198391
Reputation: 74734
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 14:56:59
bxdcherri

Oh Dean, what are they going to do? Send more alts to dislike my posts and vote against me, however shall I cope! What you and I have…that’s real… and that’s what’s truly important <3

20.03.2024 14:56:59

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 50790
Reputation: 34008
Posts: 1949
Atheista
20.03.2024 15:00:04
Dean Winchester

*another tear falls* thats true… OH CHERRI I LOVE YOU!! *I cling to you like how the female lead clings onto the male lead on the cover of those cheap ass paperback books* with you standing beside me I have no fear for the future!!!

20.03.2024 15:00:04
Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135505
Posts: 2706
Secville
20.03.2024 15:04:17
Honey Beee

WE CALL ON THE HUCOWS TO INVADE THE XIMBOLAND COURT AND FREE DEAN FROM THIS SHIT

20.03.2024 15:04:17

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198391
Reputation: 74734
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 15:04:19
bxdcherri

Oh c’mere you! *begins to groom your raccoon tails like how monkeys do*

20.03.2024 15:04:19

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 50790
Reputation: 34008
Posts: 1949
Atheista
20.03.2024 15:48:39
Dean Winchester

Aw I feel so loved yay!! *leans in closer to you cherri*

20.03.2024 15:48:39
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270735
Reputation: 32348
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 16:05:06
Iowa

back the fuck off cherri he was mine first

20.03.2024 16:05:06
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 50790
Reputation: 34008
Posts: 1949
Atheista
20.03.2024 16:11:59
Dean Winchester

MY BELOVED IOWA!!! 

My loves please don’t fight!! There’s enough dean for everyone

20.03.2024 16:11:59

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