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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v KittyOnyx

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
52
Created
11.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
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Atheista
11.04.2024 15:07:23
SweetasNuts


On this day 11/4/2024 in the courts of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland we do doth declare the following trial. We doth bring forth all Ximboland senators to decide the outcome of this case.

Defendants name = KittyOnyx

Offence = FASHION CRIMES against the fashionable republic of Ximboland
as listed in article 2.7 of the constitution of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland which outlaws UX fashion

On the 11th April 2024 KittyOnyx was spotted in Bimbo City dressed like a 5 year olds teddy bear whom had just come out of a washing machine.  She was spotted by multiple witnesses hanging around the bubble tea bar run by Madame Sankey. 
At 11.30 am she crossed over HeavenLeighBimbo way and headed down to the university campus. 

The prosecution claims that this ugly fashion is not becoming of a bimbo and is undermining our reputation as a Fashionable republic 
 
Evidence =


 


When = 11/04/2024 between 11 - 11.30 am

Where = Bubble tea shop

Punishment if convicted = The defendant will be sent to a fashion rehabilitation camp and have a personal 1 on 1 fashion course hosted by the Prime Bimbo Sweetasnuts himself.

Witnesses = I call you forward.

Senators = please do your thing and protect Ximboland from subversive elements







11.04.2024 15:07:23



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Reasonopia
11.04.2024 15:09:19
Iulja



11.04.2024 15:09:19

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Antitheocra
11.04.2024 15:19:50
Ellie100200

oh my fucking gods. again with this? 
Chris clearly you fucking forgot we had a PXFC last month about fashion subcultures in japan including Decora and Lolita fashion which surprise surprise this is. not like we'd expect xondal xrump to know about any fashion cultures when you're dressed like every generic dude ever. 

11.04.2024 15:19:50
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Atheista
11.04.2024 15:21:50
alexa pro

major eyeroll

11.04.2024 15:21:50
Citizen

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Freethinkerland
11.04.2024 15:37:09
YasSlayPuthy69

you're an actual joke, ANTIFA BIMBOS AGAINST WHATEVER U ARE...

11.04.2024 15:37:09
The ANTIFA of bimbo land I guess according to Chris, a 40 Y/O French Man 
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Reasonopia
11.04.2024 15:40:21
CarCrashBimbo

This case is about more than just the outfit.  Sweetsy is being kind, and humorous, by making it just about the outfit.  I thought Kitty would be brought before the court on a different, and much more serious set of "misjudgements".

Kitty has one of the worst cases of #CFEID I have ever seen in the history of this game.
She is a serial "If I Hate You I Will DOX You" PermaFlatlander. 
And she shows no indication that she will stop talking about Flatlands SAN, his wife, his kids, whatever she can dig up.
A week back she made her infamous "...daddy..." post where it looks like she named two children...
It was clear to me what the reference was to.  Maybe she just made up the names?  You tell us, Kitty.

Serial Flatlanders pose an grossly negative and unsettling risk to the fun, and sanctity and tomfoolery of Ximboland.

But there is now a bigger problem, with an election coming up:
Will she and others in her "Group" of SAN Haters transfer their hatred onto any new PB elect
That has tried to show a little kindness to and tried to go with the flow of
The SweetasNuts/MissBimbo Ximboland 2.0?

What this trial needs to accomplish
Is to put the entire "I'm going to ruin your Flatland Life" on trial
In the hope that that group will finally relax, let things play out,
And let the next PB just try and do a good job with fear of
Being visited by a pickup truck full of armed Bimboassassins.

I think Kitty's outfit is cute, but that not the point here, as I see it.

Naming those two kids in that post a week ago is the point.
As well as her many other posts full of Flatland info about things that don't exist in Ximboland.
But that is not this case, and this case is just the outfit.
And I guess I will have to vote not gullty, because the outfit is cute.
And I don't want her or any of you others (I know who you are)
To DOX me if I win the election.  #EndTheDOXXINGGang

OK Thumbs Downers.  Do your thing!

11.04.2024 15:40:21
Please put down the broomstick and the cat…lol
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Antitheocra
11.04.2024 15:47:44
Deterge

yawn why does it matter 

11.04.2024 15:47:44

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Freethinkerland
11.04.2024 15:53:09
YasSlayPuthy69

' ok redditors do ur thing! ' ahh post 

11.04.2024 15:53:09
The ANTIFA of bimbo land I guess according to Chris, a 40 Y/O French Man 
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Freethinkerland
11.04.2024 15:58:41
LilStank

This is unbelievably and monstrously stupid. How can a simple dress up stoop so low?
ALL FASHION TYPE RIGHTS!!!

11.04.2024 15:58:41
optimum pride uegh eugh ah ah ah
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Freethinkerland
11.04.2024 16:05:18
Crocheting Bimbo

Ximboland isn't fun anymore.

11.04.2024 16:05:18
I will always let the child in me come out to play.

Behind every good Man is a great Woman telling him how to do it.












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