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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v KittyOnyx

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
52
Created
11.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116424
Reputation: 24461
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
11.04.2024 20:57:37
KittyOnyx

Its fun being prosecuted, you can yell at chris, which you can do in the forum, but this feels more direct lmao
the irony of being prosecuted on my day off of work is not lost on me

11.04.2024 20:57:37

kingbabygirlxo
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12640
Reputation: 9933
Posts: 109
Atheista
11.04.2024 21:21:34
kingbabygirlxo

girl you ate that!!!

KittyOnyx wrote:
So apparently now i am here defending myself in this absolute circus of a website. You know the famous line, "not my circus, not my monkey"? Theres more to that. "not my circus, not my monkey, but i do know the clowns". The Clown in this circus is clearly Chris and his entourage.
Firstly, my outfit. This is a subgenre of japanese fashion.. ie a few months agos PXFC. This is Fairy Kei. A genre of japanese clothing, this genre expresses layering of clothes, motifs, and pastel colors. Are you racist against the japanese, or clearly missing out on the pxfc? That month was fun! I came in 12th i think that month and was one of my most enjoyable times playing the pxfc. Wish theyd come back with more cultural genres like this one, it was super fun.
I took inspiration from Domo and the scene kids of America. anyway..
Imagine a website where you cannot keep your most favorite, beloved outfits because of ONE PERSON? This isnt even my worst outfit, look at my trainwreck of a Red Carpet look LOL major Courtney Love Breakdown vibes. Eesh. Ive had people hate my career outfit for the gun and ive had people dislike my Sexy outfit, but i think Chris is the only one whining about my fairy kei! Its weird thinking about a grown middle aged family man seething in the middle of the night over pastel colors. Im guessing your kids are starting to get into disney and other colorful crap so you have to redirect your rage onto me about it. I get it honey, those colors can be obnoxious! But this is a land of literal pixels and codes and its not that serious <3
Also, carcrash, its not doxxing if he literally posts everything about his life on his easily findable Facebook :) I'm one of his friends and he doesnt even know it. By legal definition doxxing is giving someones full name AND address TO INCITE HARM, which i have not done. I could, dont forget that, but i havent. He made all of his information public, inluding address, childrens names, wifes name, previous address, workplace and vacation spots publi on his own will :) Fight me, im in law school. Its ok to copy and paste someones transition notes from a seperate website but i cant move other info from other websites into this website, the exact same way? Sounds hypocritical. If you ever were to drag me to court for Doxxing, Iowa has a great case too! The difference between you and i is i am not a narcassist who flings my info out there. Im sure you could find my info, but it would be harder, cause i post nothing other than my name. You literally posted your family tree to facebook lmao
Secondly, and this is directed at Chris - you want drama? You got drama. This kind of behavior will bite you in the ass because you don't know what "funrage" is. Heres a suggestion: do funrage by hosting a consenting roast session. People would flock to that. Let people sign up to be roasted by the senators and fashion police WILLINGLY and im sure youll get your online population back up. Listening to your userase is very essential to the growth of a website (but why am i telling you this, mr. first in customer service? you should know this) this circus is driving people down. And now you have all these alts who are clearly alts and not "new members" here, willing to sway elections in your favor. No one will survive on this website the further you destroy it. Id love to see the google foot traffic vs whose actually signing up because i know in the past youve boasted a million visitors in one month, but does it matter if no one is joining and interacting? Oh, they look at a screenpage, we are rich!
Seriously, Chris, this is sad. You know i work hella hours (shoutout to my blue colloar baddies) and maybe youre jealous that i actually work for my money, but this is not the way. Id love to just make money on the backs of bimbos, i respect the hustle. But youre catching this website on fire and subsequently burning your wallet.
I just wat Bimboland to be fun again jfc! If i get kicked, whatever - i work 12 hrs a day, i get on here for an hour before i go to bed to wake up and do it all over again. This websites sucked since like the end of Feb. I can easily take my time elsewhere. The game is not that important to me anymore which is sad cause it used to be. I think my new footspa is more enriching than this website in terms of use of my time.
Do whatever, ill cope. But you wont be able to.


11.04.2024 21:21:34
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KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116424
Reputation: 24461
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
11.04.2024 22:24:10
KittyOnyx

hit me up for my Discord cause i know for a fact he now has enough alts to get me booted

11.04.2024 22:24:10

lovelifegirl
Level 235
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 10854218
Reputation: 94527
Posts: 1949
Atheista
11.04.2024 22:32:36
lovelifegirl

guarantee he doesn’t care abt your ‘fashion’, hes only targeting you bc you’re vocal against him and dicktator chris cant handle that - your fit is cute, no one cares what his ass says anyway 

11.04.2024 22:32:36
(( join ximboland comic-con ))    
 


KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116424
Reputation: 24461
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
11.04.2024 22:37:37
KittyOnyx

Oh i know thats the reason why. Ive had this on my profile for months prior, and had a different avatar until literal nights ago. This means he is either targeting people or he is judging you by a quick glance of only one of your avatars.
I wonder if he knows Shropshire Star is working on another expose about him..

11.04.2024 22:37:37

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112258
Posts: 3404
Secville
12.04.2024 03:29:54
KatieBoutique

An expose?  Omg!  Will def read it when you post the link.

Your other Shropshire article was disappointing.
It shows Sweetsy as a kind, hard working professional.


12.04.2024 03:29:54

KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116424
Reputation: 24461
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
12.04.2024 21:49:54
KittyOnyx

mfw im being persecuted by Chris


12.04.2024 21:49:54

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
12.04.2024 22:35:04
craigslist-stripper

these trials are honestly getting so boring. i dont even have anything to say anymore because its just the same boring accusations over and over. where is the engaging and exciting roleplay that chris promised? i just see him pointing at random players and accusing them of generic “bad fashion” whatever that means - since each person seems to violate a different random unspoken rule with little correlation or explanation whatsoever 

at least iowa was accused of treason, which was actually interesting. like okay kitty is dressed as a teddy bear?? wow i am absolutely shaking in my bad fashion ugly bimbo boots (which i bought from you???) 

12.04.2024 22:35:04

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112258
Posts: 3404
Secville
13.04.2024 00:17:01
KatieBoutique

“…where is the engaging and exciting roleplay that chris promised?”

You and I are tasked with providing that.  And anyone else who is creative can too.

13.04.2024 00:17:01

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
13.04.2024 00:34:13
craigslist-stripper

i thought the prime ximbo was tasked with it. i thought that was the whole point of chris changing the description of the position recently. im just wondering if this is the supposed riveting engagement he is intending to be the cornerstone duty of the prime ximbo role

13.04.2024 00:34:13

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