So apparently now i am here defending myself in this absolute circus of a website. You know the famous line, "not my circus, not my monkey"? Theres more to that. "not my circus, not my monkey, but i do know the clowns". The Clown in this circus is clearly Chris and his entourage.
Firstly, my outfit. This is a subgenre of japanese fashion.. ie a few months agos PXFC. This is Fairy Kei. A genre of japanese clothing, this genre expresses layering of clothes, motifs, and pastel colors. Are you racist against the japanese, or clearly missing out on the pxfc? That month was fun! I came in 12th i think that month and was one of my most enjoyable times playing the pxfc. Wish theyd come back with more cultural genres like this one, it was super fun.
I took inspiration from Domo and the scene kids of America. anyway..
Imagine a website where you cannot keep your most favorite, beloved outfits because of ONE PERSON? This isnt even my worst outfit, look at my trainwreck of a Red Carpet look LOL major Courtney Love Breakdown vibes. Eesh. Ive had people hate my career outfit for the gun and ive had people dislike my Sexy outfit, but i think Chris is the only one whining about my fairy kei! Its weird thinking about a grown middle aged family man seething in the middle of the night over pastel colors. Im guessing your kids are starting to get into disney and other colorful crap so you have to redirect your rage onto me about it. I get it honey, those colors can be obnoxious! But this is a land of literal pixels and codes and its not that serious <3
Also, carcrash, its not doxxing if he literally posts everything about his life on his easily findable Facebook :) I'm one of his friends and he doesnt even know it. By legal definition doxxing is giving someones full name AND address TO INCITE HARM, which i have not done. I could, dont forget that, but i havent. He made all of his information public, inluding address, childrens names, wifes name, previous address, workplace and vacation spots publi on his own will :) Fight me, im in law school. Its ok to copy and paste someones transition notes from a seperate website but i cant move other info from other websites into this website, the exact same way? Sounds hypocritical. If you ever were to drag me to court for Doxxing, Iowa has a great case too! The difference between you and i is i am not a narcassist who flings my info out there. Im sure you could find my info, but it would be harder, cause i post nothing other than my name. You literally posted your family tree to facebook lmao
Secondly, and this is directed at Chris - you want drama? You got drama. This kind of behavior will bite you in the ass because you don't know what "funrage" is. Heres a suggestion: do funrage by hosting a consenting roast session. People would flock to that. Let people sign up to be roasted by the senators and fashion police WILLINGLY and im sure youll get your online population back up. Listening to your userase is very essential to the growth of a website (but why am i telling you this, mr. first in customer service? you should know this) this circus is driving people down. And now you have all these alts who are clearly alts and not "new members" here, willing to sway elections in your favor. No one will survive on this website the further you destroy it. Id love to see the google foot traffic vs whose actually signing up because i know in the past youve boasted a million visitors in one month, but does it matter if no one is joining and interacting? Oh, they look at a screenpage, we are rich!
Seriously, Chris, this is sad. You know i work hella hours (shoutout to my blue colloar baddies) and maybe youre jealous that i actually work for my money, but this is not the way. Id love to just make money on the backs of bimbos, i respect the hustle. But youre catching this website on fire and subsequently burning your wallet.
I just wat Bimboland to be fun again jfc! If i get kicked, whatever - i work 12 hrs a day, i get on here for an hour before i go to bed to wake up and do it all over again. This websites sucked since like the end of Feb. I can easily take my time elsewhere. The game is not that important to me anymore which is sad cause it used to be. I think my new footspa is more enriching than this website in terms of use of my time.
Do whatever, ill cope. But you wont be able to.
What is Ximboland ?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.
What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.
The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
Ximboland recognizes that democracy is the antidote to this problem.
What is the national flag of Ximboland?
When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007
What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City
How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo
What is a Ximbo xitizen?
A ‘Ximbo xitizen’ is a citizen of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. All citizens must be at least 18 years old.
What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman.
Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.
How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.
What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.
I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 6 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.
What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple
How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland
xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.
Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
Where is MissBimbo.com?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its successor.