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29.11.2015 23:18:56
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Teabag innards and very tiny fish bones sprinkled with toe jam

The worst excuse for missing work?


29.11.2015 23:18:56
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LG_stephy
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30.11.2015 00:33:46
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Telling your boss that you had an interview with a competing company.

Worst two animals to put into a room together?

30.11.2015 00:33:46
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30.11.2015 14:14:37
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A male and female duck during mating season (look it up, too many people ignore duck rape)


The worst place to find your keys?


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30.11.2015 17:41:11
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I'm actually going to assume that the worst place to find your keys is between a lioness and a gazelle, though I'm pretty sure that isn't what Liliwen was going for XD

The worst way to teach a child responsibility is by leaving them in the middle of the wilderness, alone with nothing besides the clothes on their back.

Worst way to ask someone to move out of your way?

30.11.2015 17:41:11
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Liliwen Nissa
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30.11.2015 17:48:58
Liliwen Nissa
(Oops sorry, I had no idea Floyd responded already! Deleted my pos before I saw your brilliant fix Stephy! Ugh I should really pay more attention!)

By saying nothing at all before you run them over.

Worst time to announce your engagement?



30.11.2015 17:48:58
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LG_stephy
30.11.2015 17:57:23
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(It's cool. I've made that same mistake before. I just fixed it before anyone saw.)

At someone else's wedding, right before the bride or groom can say "I do." And of course, they shouted their engagement at the top of their lungs.

Worst place to be when a zombie apocalypse begins?

30.11.2015 17:57:23
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30.11.2015 18:04:57
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(it's ok Liliwen, I'll get over it... Eventually :p) In a graveyard that is on an island, in the middle of a lake at your beloved grandma's funeral. Turns out she wasn't quite as dearly departed as you all thought... The worst person to run into at your class reunion?

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30.11.2015 19:20:18
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The loner kid you used to bully, who is carrying a gun and is out for revenge.

Worst way to get out of a meeting?

30.11.2015 19:20:18
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30.11.2015 19:22:46
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Jump from the top of the office building.

Worst way to ask someone on a date?

30.11.2015 19:22:46
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30.11.2015 19:37:34
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Kidnap them, keep them in your basement, don't feed them and when they are suitibly malnourished push a folded piece of paper under the door with 'you want to go out for dinner sometime?' written on it............................................. The worst time to get a bath?

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