but she couldn't
Three word story
HAS LEFT THE SITE! 
walk any more.
OK, to recap, here is the story so far (it was sodding hard to compile with the website being so messed up atm). Anyway here it is:
It was time for the people to gather at the sacred arena . They all were deadly silent as the moment approached. Then they released the man eating bear pig hybrid. The crowd gasped from sexual tension and rushed to touch its throbbing fully exposed heart.
"Wait!" exclaimed the woman wearing red, "That heart belongs in the cave!"
Rushing forward she tripped on a green garden gnome. She screamed obscenities like a mad green gnome hater. The beast snorted and jumped towards the arena gates, growling gnomes reached, at the edge of the summit. It said hotly,
"Give Us GOLD!"
"What? Now?" replied the ancient wizard.
"Yes, now. Duh!"
They ran across floating turtle shells shouting loudly,
"Virgins , swim turtles Swim!"
Even after the wizard waved a thick, massively engorged staff made of unfulfilled dreams and severed gnome limbs.
"Are those the limbs of my loyal lawn ornaments ?" boomed a voice from Mount Gnome.
A vast cloud of deadly acid came into view, screams came from the Littlewood Orphanage. One brave foundling breathed in deeply, grabbed the crystal and summoned the mighty archangel, Michael. Michael was also known as the Father of all bear pig hybrids! Snorting they sucked with his trusty acid vacuum pointed. Lime-scented rollerblades, he rolled into the literary waste pool. The surface boiled a crimson red, stewed gnome parts saturated the broth.
"By the power of fern fairies I bind thee ferns and flies. Destroy that wizard!"
"The war started eons ago." sighed God as he watched events unfurl.
The destruction was beyond anything the creator could tolerate. He clapped his hands until the carnage stopped and life continued. Many years past. A wonderful young bimbo started to have thoughts about the meaning of life. The kind hearted princess commenced a pilgrimage to the sacred cave of endless possibilities. However a majestic sphinx was not amused. It rose up, glared and leaped, landing on the pile of corpses. The princess smirked a coy grin.
"Answer my riddle and you shall win this toffee."
"What about all the corpses?" said the bimbo.
"They didn't win the toffee." The Sphinx replied malevolently.
Within seconds, the Sphinx produced a chart showing a 75 percent mortality rate. The bimbo gasped,
"Princess you liar!"
The sphinx snickered and pointed challengingly at the bimbo.
"Riddle me this! How many bimbos does it take to fix the faulty bimbo website?"
The bimbo thought long and hard. Then she ran out of the cave and into the barren desert to hide and cry. The sphinx was confused and turned to the princess.
"So... How many bimbos does it take to, fix the faulty Bimbo website?"
Silence followed. The princess said,
"F*ck this, I'm too rich for this sh*t. How much is it to find out the meaning of life? Is a billion dollars enough or what?"
"In cash?" The Sphinx asked casually.
"Yeah sure, whatever."
The princess clicked and cash fell from the sky. The sphinx nodded, clearing her throat but then a knight charged in and killed the Sphinx instantly.
"No! You... You... Wow. You are hot!"
The princess rushed to her emergency contraception kit and prepared herself for a night of unceremonious, protected sex. Not content with just one hero , she pulled the dead sphinx on top of herself and cried out for help. More heroes entered the cave. They had one hell of a night! Afterwards the princess smoked saying,
"Yo, heroes. There is this wussy bimbo twit out in the desert who totally screwed me over. Go kill her."
The knights left . The princess wanted to get up but she couldn't walk any more.
HAS LEFT THE SITE!
(I'm enjoying this so much!)
Meanwhile the bimbo
Meanwhile the bimbo
(tee-hee me too)
was snivelling pitiably
HAS LEFT THE SITE!
in the desert.
She knew that
HAS LEFT THE SITE!
she was a
total chicken poop
HAS LEFT THE SITE! 
Not ready too
Ximboland stats
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Population:
Prime Ximbo:
Treasury (USD): $0.00
Next Prime Ximbo election: 01.01.1970
Next State Minister elections: 01.01.1970
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Best State Warriors this month:
nullplayer
- 2592261 points
Legal Alien - lvl 44
mbbybbby
- 555319 points
State Minister - lvl 273
CarCrashBimbo
- 343302 points
State Minister - lvl 59
Susan Slutzky
- 275409 points
Senator - lvl 262
Eunyce
- 272687 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 260
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Sexiest this week:
Blecky89
- 24852 points
Citizen - lvl 236
Sandi Lut
- 11485 points
State Minister - lvl 289
Spiffyfunpants
- 8964 points
Senator - lvl 307
scacey
- 7128 points
Citizen - lvl 281
Shelly Belly
- 6062 points
Citizen - lvl 85
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Most reputable this week:
tibby
- 10147 points
Minister of Fashion - lvl 307
Spiffyfunpants
- 6928 points
Senator - lvl 307
Mermaidmare
- 2559 points
Citizen - lvl 19
GardenBaby
- 1333 points
Senator - lvl 29
Paramnesia
- 1129 points
Citizen - lvl 13
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Best fighters this week:
Spiffyfunpants
- 100 points
Senator - lvl 307
liveangel
- 90 points
Citizen - lvl 281
Sillinda
- 69 points
Citizen - lvl 34
Slick_D
- 68 points
Citizen - lvl 116
Mermaidmare
- 42 points
Citizen - lvl 19
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Best debaters this week:
AltAcc
- 85 points
Legal Alien - lvl 45
Mermaidmare
- 69 points
Citizen - lvl 19
violaine
- 59 points
Citizen - lvl 27
TheWinxGirl
- 46 points
Citizen - lvl 17
Spiffyfunpants
- 42 points
Senator - lvl 307
