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kITTYStARZ921986
06.04.2017 15:09:19
kITTYStARZ921986
In a country called Fantasyland, ages ago, there were a family whose home was very luxury and dazzling. It was as big as giant beanstalk, and luxury pictures were exposed on every popular cover magazine. They were popular in their town, not for wealth, but for money. They were envied. But once on an early winter morning a knockin door woke up an angry mom and when she opened the door there was a very handsome man. He said she was guilty of killing an old and poor man. That poor man happened to be that handsome man's thief of hearts, whom she'd met one day shopping in a mystic marked of vegetables. The man looked sick and dirty, his nose was black and red. He seemed to be dying quickly of a disease. Can someone help? - was said. But nobody courageous was going to say: "I invite you!" What would she do? But stare and wonder yourself! Then her husband saw the man and he called the attention of their first child, and he told to bring a food,warm clothes and some food. He told to wash his body with warm water. They found nearby a cup of the old mans coffee with bread and a dirty jacket and knife: the bloody knife that was used in cutting animals, w2as heavy in the childs hand. He used it to slash down meat and intestines, but the child afraid that the knife would hurt him. So the husband took it into the woods far away to an unknown place and buried it. But the man found out and become very angry. So, the man shouted out loud! They heard the dirty curses coming as Echo back from the mountains . they are curious what would happen next? No one knew it was deadpool. At first they thought it was a famous person,because they found his latest movie. But this movie was r rated and very exciting. Eventually deadpool told the people around that the time of his success an accident happened. and after that he noticed someone following him everywhere. He become aggressive and decided to catch the followers.Suddenlly he found what he had missed and was very hard for him to remember what it was but through out his cloudy mind, he finally remembered. His old friend, who was insane, had the pleasure of eating a banana and blueberries. The man smiled. He loved fruit.

06.04.2017 15:09:19
Tulip
Tulip
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Freethinkerland
Tulip
06.04.2017 16:32:44
Tulip
In a country called Fantasyland, ages ago, there were a family whose home was very luxury and dazzling. It was as big as giant beanstalk, and luxury pictures were exposed on every popular cover magazine. They were popular in their town, not for wealth, but for money. They were envied. But once on an early winter morning a knockin door woke up an angry mom and when she opened the door there was a very handsome man. He said she was guilty of killing an old and poor man. That poor man happened to be that handsome man's thief of hearts, whom she'd met one day shopping in a mystic marked of vegetables. The man looked sick and dirty, his nose was black and red. He seemed to be dying quickly of a disease. Can someone help? - was said. But nobody courageous was going to say: "I invite you!" What would she do? But stare and wonder yourself! Then her husband saw the man and he called the attention of their first child, and he told to bring a food,warm clothes and some food. He told to wash his body with warm water. They found nearby a cup of the old mans coffee with bread and a dirty jacket and knife: the bloody knife that was used in cutting animals, w2as heavy in the childs hand. He used it to slash down meat and intestines, but the child afraid that the knife would hurt him. So the husband took it into the woods far away to an unknown place and buried it. But the man found out and become very angry. So, the man shouted out loud! They heard the dirty curses coming as Echo back from the mountains . they are curious what would happen next? No one knew it was deadpool. At first they thought it was a famous person,because they found his latest movie. But this movie was r rated and very exciting. Eventually deadpool told the people around that the time of his success an accident happened. and after that he noticed someone following him everywhere. He become aggressive and decided to catch the followers.Suddenlly he found what he had missed and was very hard for him to remember what it was but through out his cloudy mind, he finally remembered. His old friend, who was insane, had the pleasure of eating a banana and blueberries. The man smiled. He loved fruit.The recent rainfall

06.04.2017 16:32:44
KrizEun
KrizEun
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Reasonopia
KrizEun
07.04.2017 05:54:05
KrizEun
In a country called Fantasyland, ages ago, there were a family whose home was very luxury and dazzling. It was as big as giant beanstalk, and luxury pictures were exposed on every popular cover magazine. They were popular in their town, not for wealth, but for money. They were envied. But once on an early winter morning a knockin door woke up an angry mom and when she opened the door there was a very handsome man. He said she was guilty of killing an old and poor man. That poor man happened to be that handsome man's thief of hearts, whom she'd met one day shopping in a mystic marked of vegetables. The man looked sick and dirty, his nose was black and red. He seemed to be dying quickly of a disease. Can someone help? - was said. But nobody courageous was going to say: "I invite you!" What would she do? But stare and wonder yourself! Then her husband saw the man and he called the attention of their first child, and he told to bring a food,warm clothes and some food. He told to wash his body with warm water. They found nearby a cup of the old mans coffee with bread and a dirty jacket and knife: the bloody knife that was used in cutting animals, w2as heavy in the childs hand. He used it to slash down meat and intestines, but the child afraid that the knife would hurt him. So the husband took it into the woods far away to an unknown place and buried it. But the man found out and become very angry. So, the man shouted out loud! They heard the dirty curses coming as Echo back from the mountains . they are curious what would happen next? No one knew it was deadpool. At first they thought it was a famous person,because they found his latest movie. But this movie was r rated and very exciting. Eventually deadpool told the people around that the time of his success an accident happened. and after that he noticed someone following him everywhere. He become aggressive and decided to catch the followers.Suddenlly he found what he had missed and was very hard for him to remember what it was but through out his cloudy mind, he finally remembered. His old friend, who was insane, had the pleasure of eating a banana and blueberries. The man smiled. He loved fruit.The recent rainfall destruct his mind

07.04.2017 05:54:05
There is always only one truth and it always prevail..
Zeldinha
Zeldinha
Level 22
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Secville
Zeldinha
07.04.2017 07:09:26
Zeldinha
In a country called Fantasyland, ages ago, there were a family whose home was very luxury and dazzling. It was as big as giant beanstalk, and luxury pictures were exposed on every popular cover magazine. They were popular in their town, not for wealth, but for money. They were envied. But once on an early winter morning a knockin door woke up an angry mom and when she opened the door there was a very handsome man. He said she was guilty of killing an old and poor man. That poor man happened to be that handsome man's thief of hearts, whom she'd met one day shopping in a mystic marked of vegetables. The man looked sick and dirty, his nose was black and red. He seemed to be dying quickly of a disease. Can someone help? - was said. But nobody courageous was going to say: "I invite you!" What would she do? But stare and wonder yourself! Then her husband saw the man and he called the attention of their first child, and he told to bring a food,warm clothes and some food. He told to wash his body with warm water. They found nearby a cup of the old mans coffee with bread and a dirty jacket and knife: the bloody knife that was used in cutting animals, w2as heavy in the childs hand. He used it to slash down meat and intestines, but the child afraid that the knife would hurt him. So the husband took it into the woods far away to an unknown place and buried it. But the man found out and become very angry. So, the man shouted out loud! They heard the dirty curses coming as Echo back from the mountains . they are curious what would happen next? No one knew it was deadpool. At first they thought it was a famous person,because they found his latest movie. But this movie was r rated and very exciting. Eventually deadpool told the people around that the time of his success an accident happened. and after that he noticed someone following him everywhere. He become aggressive and decided to catch the followers.Suddenlly he found what he had missed and was very hard for him to remember what it was but through out his cloudy mind, he finally remembered. His old friend, who was insane, had the pleasure of eating a banana and blueberries. The man smiled. He loved fruit.The recent rainfall destruct his mind and also his

07.04.2017 07:09:26
lillyfee
lillyfee
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Freethinkerland
lillyfee
07.04.2017 09:13:26
lillyfee
In a country called Fantasyland, ages ago, there were a family whose home was very luxury and dazzling. It was as big as giant beanstalk, and luxury pictures were exposed on every popular cover magazine. They were popular in their town, not for wealth, but for money. They were envied. But once on an early winter morning a knockin door woke up an angry mom and when she opened the door there was a very handsome man. He said she was guilty of killing an old and poor man. That poor man happened to be that handsome man's thief of hearts, whom she'd met one day shopping in a mystic marked of vegetables. The man looked sick and dirty, his nose was black and red. He seemed to be dying quickly of a disease. Can someone help? - was said. But nobody courageous was going to say: "I invite you!" What would she do? But stare and wonder yourself! Then her husband saw the man and he called the attention of their first child, and he told to bring a food,warm clothes and some food. He told to wash his body with warm water. They found nearby a cup of the old mans coffee with bread and a dirty jacket and knife: the bloody knife that was used in cutting animals, w2as heavy in the childs hand. He used it to slash down meat and intestines, but the child afraid that the knife would hurt him. So the husband took it into the woods far away to an unknown place and buried it. But the man found out and become very angry. So, the man shouted out loud! They heard the dirty curses coming as Echo back from the mountains . they are curious what would happen next? No one knew it was deadpool. At first they thought it was a famous person,because they found his latest movie. But this movie was r rated and very exciting. Eventually deadpool told the people around that the time of his success an accident happened. and after that he noticed someone following him everywhere. He become aggressive and decided to catch the followers.Suddenlly he found what he had missed and was very hard for him to remember what it was but through out his cloudy mind, he finally remembered. His old friend, who was insane, had the pleasure of eating a banana and blueberries. The man smiled. He loved fruit.The recent rainfall destruct his mind and also his mind went blank.

07.04.2017 09:13:26
KrizEun
KrizEun
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Reasonopia
KrizEun
08.04.2017 02:30:45
KrizEun
In a country called Fantasyland, ages ago, there were a family whose home was very luxury and dazzling. It was as big as giant beanstalk, and luxury pictures were exposed on every popular cover magazine. They were popular in their town, not for wealth, but for money. They were envied. But once on an early winter morning a knockin door woke up an angry mom and when she opened the door there was a very handsome man. He said she was guilty of killing an old and poor man. That poor man happened to be that handsome man's thief of hearts, whom she'd met one day shopping in a mystic marked of vegetables. The man looked sick and dirty, his nose was black and red. He seemed to be dying quickly of a disease. Can someone help? - was said. But nobody courageous was going to say: "I invite you!" What would she do? But stare and wonder yourself! Then her husband saw the man and he called the attention of their first child, and he told to bring a food,warm clothes and some food. He told to wash his body with warm water. They found nearby a cup of the old mans coffee with bread and a dirty jacket and knife: the bloody knife that was used in cutting animals, w2as heavy in the childs hand. He used it to slash down meat and intestines, but the child afraid that the knife would hurt him. So the husband took it into the woods far away to an unknown place and buried it. But the man found out and become very angry. So, the man shouted out loud! They heard the dirty curses coming as Echo back from the mountains . they are curious what would happen next? No one knew it was deadpool. At first they thought it was a famous person,because they found his latest movie. But this movie was r rated and very exciting. Eventually deadpool told the people around that the time of his success an accident happened. and after that he noticed someone following him everywhere. He become aggressive and decided to catch the followers.Suddenlly he found what he had missed and was very hard for him to remember what it was but through out his cloudy mind, he finally remembered. His old friend, who was insane, had the pleasure of eating a banana and blueberries. The man smiled. He loved fruit.The recent rainfall destruct his mind and also his mind went blank. He did not

08.04.2017 02:30:45
There is always only one truth and it always prevail..
lillyfee
lillyfee
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Freethinkerland
lillyfee
08.04.2017 09:27:47
lillyfee
In a country called Fantasyland, ages ago, there were a family whose home was very luxury and dazzling. It was as big as giant beanstalk, and luxury pictures were exposed on every popular cover magazine. They were popular in their town, not for wealth, but for money. They were envied. But once on an early winter morning a knockin door woke up an angry mom and when she opened the door there was a very handsome man. He said she was guilty of killing an old and poor man. That poor man happened to be that handsome man's thief of hearts, whom she'd met one day shopping in a mystic marked of vegetables. The man looked sick and dirty, his nose was black and red. He seemed to be dying quickly of a disease. Can someone help? - was said. But nobody courageous was going to say: "I invite you!" What would she do? But stare and wonder yourself! Then her husband saw the man and he called the attention of their first child, and he told to bring a food,warm clothes and some food. He told to wash his body with warm water. They found nearby a cup of the old mans coffee with bread and a dirty jacket and knife: the bloody knife that was used in cutting animals, w2as heavy in the childs hand. He used it to slash down meat and intestines, but the child afraid that the knife would hurt him. So the husband took it into the woods far away to an unknown place and buried it. But the man found out and become very angry. So, the man shouted out loud! They heard the dirty curses coming as Echo back from the mountains . they are curious what would happen next? No one knew it was deadpool. At first they thought it was a famous person,because they found his latest movie. But this movie was r rated and very exciting. Eventually deadpool told the people around that the time of his success an accident happened. and after that he noticed someone following him everywhere. He become aggressive and decided to catch the followers.Suddenlly he found what he had missed and was very hard for him to remember what it was but through out his cloudy mind, he finally remembered. His old friend, who was insane, had the pleasure of eating a banana and blueberries. The man smiled. He loved fruit.The recent rainfall destruct his mind and also his mind went blank. He did not found track anymore

08.04.2017 09:27:47
kITTYStARZ921986
kITTYStARZ921986
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Atheista
kITTYStARZ921986
08.04.2017 15:07:59
kITTYStARZ921986
Are we just throwing in random words? This is terrible! LOL
Can we start over yet?
In a country called Fantasyland, ages ago, there were a family whose home was very luxury and dazzling. It was as big as giant beanstalk, and luxury pictures were exposed on every popular cover magazine. They were popular in their town, not for wealth, but for money. They were envied. But once on an early winter morning a knockin door woke up an angry mom and when she opened the door there was a very handsome man. He said she was guilty of killing an old and poor man. That poor man happened to be that handsome man's thief of hearts, whom she'd met one day shopping in a mystic marked of vegetables. The man looked sick and dirty, his nose was black and red. He seemed to be dying quickly of a disease. Can someone help? - was said. But nobody courageous was going to say: "I invite you!" What would she do? But stare and wonder yourself! Then her husband saw the man and he called the attention of their first child, and he told to bring a food,warm clothes and some food. He told to wash his body with warm water. They found nearby a cup of the old mans coffee with bread and a dirty jacket and knife: the bloody knife that was used in cutting animals, w2as heavy in the childs hand. He used it to slash down meat and intestines, but the child afraid that the knife would hurt him. So the husband took it into the woods far away to an unknown place and buried it. But the man found out and become very angry. So, the man shouted out loud! They heard the dirty curses coming as Echo back from the mountains . they are curious what would happen next? No one knew it was deadpool. At first they thought it was a famous person,because they found his latest movie. But this movie was r rated and very exciting. Eventually deadpool told the people around that the time of his success an accident happened. and after that he noticed someone following him everywhere. He become aggressive and decided to catch the followers.Suddenlly he found what he had missed and was very hard for him to remember what it was but through out his cloudy mind, he finally remembered. His old friend, who was insane, had the pleasure of eating a banana and blueberries. The man smiled. He loved fruit.The recent rainfall destruct his mind and also his mind went blank. He did not found track anymore. THE END

08.04.2017 15:07:59
lillyfee
lillyfee
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Freethinkerland
lillyfee
10.04.2017 11:27:15
lillyfee
New start >>>>>
Once upon a time

10.04.2017 11:27:15
Zeldinha
Zeldinha
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Secville
Zeldinha
10.04.2017 14:45:00
Zeldinha
Once upon a time there were five

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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