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nia78
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30325
Reputation: 11960
Posts: 255
Antitheocra
24.05.2017 12:43:54
nia78

Once upon a time there were five very talented acrobats.They used to be in a better shape, but one of them had an accident. They all have met at the hospital to discuss what went wrong. But, oddly enough a unusual hitching of chairs was heard and they turned to see what they already predicted! Dancing, naked BIMBOS! They had no words to describe the amazing dancer! At last, one day one of the acrobats said, "I love bimbos! They are so cute and sexy!! The acrobats decided that they would be the new secret attraction of their Gig in a Club! The bimbos were very anxious to be involved in their new gig!But no risk no fun! On opening night, the audience already screamed their names. The bimbos felt it like a storm. But something happened that nobody awaited, the acrobats association had called Police to come help. The police realized the bimbos had no Idea how dangerous this district is. Anyway they kept up their act because bimbos are not the brightest. And suddenly a crazy bear appeared. It started dancing and the audio applaused. But under the mask, to everyone's surprise appeared Charlie Rivel.The audience began clapping and cheering. Some even with tears in their eyes were overwhelmed with feelings and sympathy. Tomorrow they talked for all the strange

24.05.2017 12:43:54
c.j. tsang
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 36825
Reputation: 11454
Posts: 197
Atheista
24.05.2017 22:10:39
c.j. tsang

how are you

24.05.2017 22:10:39


Krinka
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 905
Reputation: 1117
Posts: 100
Reasonopia
26.05.2017 17:37:37
Krinka

Once upon a time there were five very talented acrobats.They used to be in a better shape, but one of them had an accident. They all have met at the hospital to discuss what went wrong. But, oddly enough a unusual hitching of chairs was heard and they turned to see what they already predicted! Dancing, naked BIMBOS! They had no words to describe the amazing dancer! At last, one day one of the acrobats said, "I love bimbos! They are so cute and sexy!! The acrobats decided that they would be the new secret attraction of their Gig in a Club! The bimbos were very anxious to be involved in their new gig!But no risk no fun! On opening night, the audience already screamed their names. The bimbos felt it like a storm. But something happened that nobody awaited, the acrobats association had called Police to come help. The police realized the bimbos had no Idea how dangerous this district is. Anyway they kept up their act because bimbos are not the brightest. And suddenly a crazy bear appeared. It started dancing and the audio applaused. But under the mask, to everyone's surprise appeared Charlie Rivel.The audience began clapping and cheering. Some even with tears in their eyes were overwhelmed with feelings and sympathy. Tomorrow they talked for all the strange scene that happened

26.05.2017 17:37:37
Live, love, laugh. ♥
lillyfee
Level 171
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3957892
Reputation: 428078
Posts: 7453
Freethinkerland
29.05.2017 19:11:36
lillyfee

Once upon a time there were five very talented acrobats.They used to be in a better shape, but one of them had an accident. They all have met at the hospital to discuss what went wrong. But, oddly enough a unusual hitching of chairs was heard and they turned to see what they already predicted! Dancing, naked BIMBOS! They had no words to describe the amazing dancer! At last, one day one of the acrobats said, "I love bimbos! They are so cute and sexy!! The acrobats decided that they would be the new secret attraction of their Gig in a Club! The bimbos were very anxious to be involved in their new gig!But no risk no fun! On opening night, the audience already screamed their names. The bimbos felt it like a storm. But something happened that nobody awaited, the acrobats association had called Police to come help. The police realized the bimbos had no Idea how dangerous this district is. Anyway they kept up their act because bimbos are not the brightest. And suddenly a crazy bear appeared. It started dancing and the audio applaused. But under the mask, to everyone's surprise appeared Charlie Rivel.The audience began clapping and cheering. Some even with tears in their eyes were overwhelmed with feelings and sympathy. Tomorrow they talked for all the strange scene that happened still with warm

29.05.2017 19:11:36
Krinka
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 905
Reputation: 1117
Posts: 100
Reasonopia
03.06.2017 07:56:11
Krinka

Once upon a time there were five very talented acrobats.They used to be in a better shape, but one of them had an accident. They all have met at the hospital to discuss what went wrong. But, oddly enough a unusual hitching of chairs was heard and they turned to see what they already predicted! Dancing, naked BIMBOS! They had no words to describe the amazing dancer! At last, one day one of the acrobats said, "I love bimbos! They are so cute and sexy!! The acrobats decided that they would be the new secret attraction of their Gig in a Club! The bimbos were very anxious to be involved in their new gig!But no risk no fun! On opening night, the audience already screamed their names. The bimbos felt it like a storm. But something happened that nobody awaited, the acrobats association had called Police to come help. The police realized the bimbos had no Idea how dangerous this district is. Anyway they kept up their act because bimbos are not the brightest. And suddenly a crazy bear appeared. It started dancing and the audio applaused. But under the mask, to everyone's surprise appeared Charlie Rivel.The audience began clapping and cheering. Some even with tears in their eyes were overwhelmed with feelings and sympathy. Tomorrow they talked for all the strange scene that happened still with warm heart and soul.

03.06.2017 07:56:11
Live, love, laugh. ♥
lillyfee
Level 171
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3957892
Reputation: 428078
Posts: 7453
Freethinkerland
03.06.2017 10:10:44
lillyfee

Once upon a time there were five very talented acrobats.They used to be in a better shape, but one of them had an accident. They all have met at the hospital to discuss what went wrong. But, oddly enough a unusual hitching of chairs was heard and they turned to see what they already predicted! Dancing, naked BIMBOS! They had no words to describe the amazing dancer! At last, one day one of the acrobats said, "I love bimbos! They are so cute and sexy!! The acrobats decided that they would be the new secret attraction of their Gig in a Club! The bimbos were very anxious to be involved in their new gig!But no risk no fun! On opening night, the audience already screamed their names. The bimbos felt it like a storm. But something happened that nobody awaited, the acrobats association had called Police to come help. The police realized the bimbos had no Idea how dangerous this district is. Anyway they kept up their act because bimbos are not the brightest. And suddenly a crazy bear appeared. It started dancing and the audio applaused. But under the mask, to everyone's surprise appeared Charlie Rivel.The audience began clapping and cheering. Some even with tears in their eyes were overwhelmed with feelings and sympathy. Tomorrow they talked for all the strange scene that happened still with warm heart and soul. Also the next.

03.06.2017 10:10:44
AliceCara101s
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3170
Reputation: 4481
Posts: 1003
Atheista
03.06.2017 10:17:00
AliceCara101s

Once upon a time there were five very talented acrobats.They used to be in a better shape, but one of them had an accident. They all have met at the hospital to discuss what went wrong. But, oddly enough a unusual hitching of chairs was heard and they turned to see what they already predicted! Dancing, naked BIMBOS! They had no words to describe the amazing dancer! At last, one day one of the acrobats said, "I love bimbos! They are so cute and sexy!! The acrobats decided that they would be the new secret attraction of their Gig in a Club! The bimbos were very anxious to be involved in their new gig!But no risk no fun! On opening night, the audience already screamed their names. The bimbos felt it like a storm. But something happened that nobody awaited, the acrobats association had called Police to come help. The police realized the bimbos had no Idea how dangerous this district is. Anyway they kept up their act because bimbos are not the brightest. And suddenly a crazy bear appeared. It started dancing and the audio applaused. But under the mask, to everyone's surprise appeared Charlie Rivel.The audience began clapping and cheering. Some even with tears in their eyes were overwhelmed with feelings and sympathy. Tomorrow they talked for all the strange scene that happened still with warm heart and soul. Also the next day and the


03.06.2017 10:17:00

lillyfee
Level 171
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3957892
Reputation: 428078
Posts: 7453
Freethinkerland
04.06.2017 09:38:24
lillyfee

Once upon a time there were five very talented acrobats.They used to be in a better shape, but one of them had an accident. They all have met at the hospital to discuss what went wrong. But, oddly enough a unusual hitching of chairs was heard and they turned to see what they already predicted! Dancing, naked BIMBOS! They had no words to describe the amazing dancer! At last, one day one of the acrobats said, "I love bimbos! They are so cute and sexy!! The acrobats decided that they would be the new secret attraction of their Gig in a Club! The bimbos were very anxious to be involved in their new gig!But no risk no fun! On opening night, the audience already screamed their names. The bimbos felt it like a storm. But something happened that nobody awaited, the acrobats association had called Police to come help. The police realized the bimbos had no Idea how dangerous this district is. Anyway they kept up their act because bimbos are not the brightest. And suddenly a crazy bear appeared. It started dancing and the audio applaused. But under the mask, to everyone's surprise appeared Charlie Rivel.The audience began clapping and cheering. Some even with tears in their eyes were overwhelmed with feelings and sympathy. Tomorrow they talked for all the strange scene that happened still with warm heart and soul. Also the next day and the whole week the

04.06.2017 09:38:24
AliceCara101s
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3170
Reputation: 4481
Posts: 1003
Atheista
04.06.2017 11:50:21
AliceCara101s

Once upon a time there were five very talented acrobats.They used to be in a better shape, but one of them had an accident. They all have met at the hospital to discuss what went wrong. But, oddly enough a unusual hitching of chairs was heard and they turned to see what they already predicted! Dancing, naked BIMBOS! They had no words to describe the amazing dancer! At last, one day one of the acrobats said, "I love bimbos! They are so cute and sexy!! The acrobats decided that they would be the new secret attraction of their Gig in a Club! The bimbos were very anxious to be involved in their new gig!But no risk no fun! On opening night, the audience already screamed their names. The bimbos felt it like a storm. But something happened that nobody awaited, the acrobats association had called Police to come help. The police realized the bimbos had no Idea how dangerous this district is. Anyway they kept up their act because bimbos are not the brightest. And suddenly a crazy bear appeared. It started dancing and the audio applaused. But under the mask, to everyone's surprise appeared Charlie Rivel.The audience began clapping and cheering. Some even with tears in their eyes were overwhelmed with feelings and sympathy. Tomorrow they talked for all the strange scene that happened still with warm heart and soul. Also the next day and the whole week the story continues to


04.06.2017 11:50:21

cute_bimbo
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7256
Reputation: 6712
Posts: 817
Freethinkerland
07.06.2017 02:06:23
cute_bimbo

Once upon a time there were five very talented acrobats.They used to be in a better shape, but one of them had an accident. They all have met at the hospital to discuss what went wrong. But, oddly enough a unusual hitching of chairs was heard and they turned to see what they already predicted! Dancing, naked BIMBOS! They had no words to describe the amazing dancer! At last, one day one of the acrobats said, "I love bimbos! They are so cute and sexy!! The acrobats decided that they would be the new secret attraction of their Gig in a Club! The bimbos were very anxious to be involved in their new gig!But no risk no fun! On opening night, the audience already screamed their names. The bimbos felt it like a storm. But something happened that nobody awaited, the acrobats association had called Police to come help. The police realized the bimbos had no Idea how dangerous this district is. Anyway they kept up their act because bimbos are not the brightest. And suddenly a crazy bear appeared. It started dancing and the audio applaused. But under the mask, to everyone's surprise appeared Charlie Rivel.The audience began clapping and cheering. Some even with tears in their eyes were overwhelmed with feelings and sympathy. Tomorrow they talked for all the strange scene that happened still with warm heart and soul. Also the next day and the whole week the story continues to move on with

07.06.2017 02:06:23

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

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The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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Pink

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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