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Two Sentence Horror Stories ✑

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16
Created
17.10.2023
Author
Melpomene
Melpomene
Level 195
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 5875187
Reputation: 88754
Posts: 1001
Antitheocra
17.10.2023 06:55:23
Melpomene

Are you familiar with the sub-Reddit Two-Sentence Horror? Either way 'tis the season to enjoy such things. The concept, as you might've surmised is fairly self-explanatory. You have exactly two sentences (from the first capital to the full stop period) to evoke a nightmare. So, ximbos of Antitheocra and other states, join me in sharing and inventing a litte horror in small packages.

                  

Here are a few examples from the best picks from the sub-reddit to inspire you:
"All my life, my parents have told me not to open the basement door, but I got curious and disobeyed them. What is that glowing ball in the sky and why does it hurt my eyes?"

"If someone starts cussing on the phone, I immediately hang up on them. In just three short years, I'll be a retired 911 dispatcher."

"My mother had tears in her eyes when she told me that her and dad were taking me to Disneyland. But I’ve been looking for them at this rest stop for the last hour and can’t find them."

"I caught my celebrity boyfriend cheating on me with my best friend! As I tied both of them up, each claimed to not know who I was, as if I’d believe such an obvious lie."

"My roommate kept stealing my salt, so I replaced it with sugar to teach him a lesson. After I hadn't seen him for 4 days I broke into his room to find a circle of 'salt' around his messy bed covered in tiny, caramelized hoofprints."


That last one was a a little funny, right?

17.10.2023 06:55:23

Furiously drawing new designs 

reivalentine
Level 78
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 368804
Reputation: 155909
Posts: 1019
Agnostica
17.10.2023 09:10:04
reivalentine

"What goes up, must come down." ♥️
Teases the Hangman as he pulls the lever.

17.10.2023 09:10:04
DressUp&more:Fae:Bunni♥️Gift:Daphnee♥️Celebration:Katrynah♥️Cats:Dad♥️Wore:Blecky89♥️Care:Pollyx♥Punk:Dean♥️ComicCon:LoveLifeGirl♥️Spooky,Nines:Pollyx&Blecky89♥️Haunt:LLG&Lolsie♥️Reputation:J321♥️️GameGuide:HB8♥️
OvercookedIntellect
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40784
Reputation: 17119
Posts: 590
Antitheocra
17.10.2023 16:04:57
OvercookedIntellect

Someone asks me, "How do you like your coffee?"
I replied when I looked at my boney hands, "Lattes, weirdly it was the last drink that I had." 

17.10.2023 16:04:57
GardeniaFortuniana
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15175
Reputation: 7764
Posts: 82
Reasonopia
17.10.2023 22:59:01
GardeniaFortuniana

Maybe if he could open his eyes now, we could possibly escape. But he has been out cold for three days and I still can’t feel my legs.

17.10.2023 22:59:01
McBling Cutie
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1651
Reputation: 1408
Posts: 8
Secville
18.10.2023 03:37:25
McBling Cutie

The last thing I saw was my alarm clock, which read 3:47, before the creature's long, rotted fingers reached through my ribs and pulled out my still-beating heart while her other hand covered my mouth filled with blood. I shot out of bed, realizing it was only a dream; I looked at my clock on the right, which read 3:46, as I heard my bedroom window creak open.



18.10.2023 03:37:25
MissBimboMaBimbo
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18452
Reputation: 10324
Posts: 57
Freethinkerland
18.10.2023 13:16:56
MissBimboMaBimbo

I sat by a fountain with her. "All good things must come to an end", she whispered gently into my ear before jumping into the fountain and turning into mist, as if she never even existed.

18.10.2023 13:16:56
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( づGarfunkel?⊂ )
lillyfee
Level 171
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3956656
Reputation: 427952
Posts: 7453
Freethinkerland
18.10.2023 14:15:18
lillyfee

Imagine, it is HALLOWEEN
AND NOBODY DOES CARE FOR1

18.10.2023 14:15:18
Glittertallica
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6227
Reputation: 3674
Posts: 10
Reasonopia
18.10.2023 23:04:51
Glittertallica

A coffin is a very lonely way to spend the rest of eternity. If i had known that, I would have chosen to be cremated

18.10.2023 23:04:51
Azurite
Level 57
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 146584
Reputation: 78327
Posts: 27
Freethinkerland
19.10.2023 08:19:48
Azurite

found a picture in my phone of me sleeping... i live alone.

19.10.2023 08:19:48
While Tom running on the beach see hot cat girl - CrazyGifcom
GigiBoo
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 99612
Reputation: 15270
Posts: 22
Freethinkerland
19.10.2023 22:21:28
GigiBoo

We were fighting a long legal battle for my brother to get euthanized since he was terminally ill and in lots of pain, so I escorted him to a foreign country. But due to a mixup that he was perfectly aware of, I am writing this goodbye letter as now I understand that he will fly home with my kidney, and I will return in his coffin.

19.10.2023 22:21:28

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