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Created
17.06.2024
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
17.06.2024 04:00:36
Slayyyocrates

Good evening from The Reasonopia Town Hall Suites.
My name is Slayyyocrates.  That is all I know…for certain…and all you need to know at this moment in time.  Why?
Get ready.  This week, this state will begin to unleash the proverbial hounds.
3 Major Contests…that will make even the Gods themselves shiver with the temptation to be…not just human…
but Bimbos.  And Himbos.
Thank them all, that you have time to prepare.  We have time…
…but the clock is ticking…
I know what’s coming…in July.  
We will get ready together.
I will launch a new thread with the specifics during the week
but for now…start looking at and thinking about tennis outfits.
Yes.  You heard that right.  Tennis Outfits.
That is the most important thing I have ever told anyone.

Plan R is activated.
The R stands for Reasonopia.

Your Humble State Minister
SOC

17.06.2024 04:00:36
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10528
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
17.06.2024 09:25:08
Abu Hamza

نار! سر معي



17.06.2024 09:25:08
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
17.06.2024 16:26:14
Slayyyocrates

As we walk...together...
along our pristine beaches this summer,
talking of all sorts of things
past, present and future

...in whatever language you prefer

know that I want to hear your thoughts
and see your thumbs
both up and down
So do not be afeared
Instead...be aSlayyyed

I am the first Himbo in Bimboland and Ximboland History
To hold a governmental office.
That alone seals my fate...
So talk with me too...as we walk.

All of you.  For The New Restored Reasonopia.

17.06.2024 16:26:14
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683302
Reputation: 128047
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
26.06.2024 15:08:39
halobear8

Hey Slayyyyocrates, did you mean to put KatieBoutique in jail? None of my FP did it, we know Chris doesn't want us to jail anyone. I'm assuming it was you.

26.06.2024 15:08:39
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
27.06.2024 00:17:27
Slayyyocrates

Katrynah…that entry is worth a shoutout.  Well played.  Soc.

27.06.2024 00:17:27
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

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