an unsuspecting insect who was bimbofied after eating some suspicious fruit from infinimart's produce section
Welcome to InfiniMart // A Fashion Contest
an unsuspecting insect who was bimbofied after eating some suspicious fruit from infinimart's produce section
It’s the middle of the night.
You go to this new ‘InfiniMart’ for munchies, since it’s open 24 hours when nothing else is. The neon sign out front makes your head hurt.
Inside, the light seems....wrong. The same nauseating neon as the sign, but diffused over everything. You forgot what you came here for. You aimlessly browse the aisles, hoping that something will jog your memory. How did you get here in the first place?
You decide to grab TP, because you can never have too much TP. They only sell single rolls. There’s one long shelf full of nothing but unmarked single rolls. It stretches on forever — you swear the store didn’t look this big from the outside. All the aisles seem to be getting longer. All the shelves look taller than they were a minute ago. You grab an armful of TP & try to find the register.
You walk down the next aisle, but it looks the same as the one you just left. You turn the corner. It looks like the same aisle again. As you step back, you bump into something, and drop all your goods. You turn to pick them up, and see what — who — you bumped into.
“ ş̸͓̬̥͈͌͑̌̽̒̃̓̐̽̽̉̊̓̎͂̕ͅo̶̡̡̨̟̙̣̫̘̘͉̠̦̲̼͌̾̅ṛ̵̢̗̽͑̀͝r̸̢̧͈͈͔̠̭͖͉͚͎̦̪̐̒̄̌͂́͗̔̓̾̀̚͝͝y̶̜̝̜̘̦͎̬̥̟͚̼̆́̄̐̎͊̓̐͘ ̵̭̘͉̼̜͙̦͕̥͇̩̪̜͎̅̍͗a̸̬̰̓̅̈́̓͌̚͘b̷̥͚͔̖͓͈̩̜̺̖̗͓̈́̓͌̋͆̉͒͂͌̏ͅo̵̧̪̺̝̖͎̜͉̙̺̅̍̃́̓̍̉̌̿́̚͘̕͝ͅǘ̶̢̟̺͓̫̭̺͓̲̺͓͉̘̫̈́̄͗̃̅̿͛̌͜͜t̶̡͚̻͎̟̓́̃̈́͌ ̸̨̛̮̠͇̯̺̤̥̗̈́̇̀͂͆͒̕̚t̷͖̤̭̫̜̮̖͗́̓̑̉̃̊͌̒͌̽̇͂͝͝h̷̨̛̻̻̺͓̹̓̍̿a̶̧͖̗̳̘̱͌̀ͅͅͅt̴̥̬͚͎̥̲̗̠̎̅ “
Is this...entity? trying to talk to you? Its mouth isn’t moving. To your horror, you see a mouth on its torso open. It has rows of teeth like a leech.
“ ȟ̶̢̛̙̹̬̘̱̣͚͎͔̦͇͍̣͈̽̑̉̊͛̏̄̅͛̉̊̂͆̂̈́͊̽̇͜͝ȇ̶̡̡̡̛̛̼̞̯̦̣͖̬͍͉̲̳̍̑͐͜͜͝͝r̸̨̫̮̖͙̘͚̖̖͊̌̓͑̔̉̎͋ę̷̨̱͖͓̯̻͚̻̦͎̙̬̺̦͕̦͔̟͈̼̱̬̹̖͛̑̒͌̓̍͛̓́͑͑̑̿̎̽̀̈́̑̅̚̚ ̶̛̛͎͙͖͖̼͍̰͖̾̾̅͘͜l̸̢̳͓͎̝̞̖̘̙͎͈̳̟̟̘̪̖͝e̸̼̩͔͕̣̠̻̳͌t̵̠̀̍̍̓͆́̈́͊͗͆̊̏̅͆͊͆̂̍̈́̅̆̽́̓̕͘͝͠ ̶̢̛̘͖̘͕̯̻̳̭̲͉̲̦͍̰̪̳̻̜̜̼̰̾̆̌̎̾͋̓̊̋̃̃͆̆̐̋͂̋̓̃̃̅̈́̃̊̆́̕͘̕͝͝͝͝͝ͅm̸̡͔͖̩̪̦̳͚̖͍͎̯͎̯͎̟̤̬͈̲̫̻̘̻͚͈̗͓̔̎͜͜ͅȩ̴̛̥̠̟͙͔̳͕̳͈͓̦͎͎̮̺̯͇̞̩͉̩̞̬̥̯̠̓̈̎̄̾͜͜ ̷̢͖̦̲͇͎͔̠̼̼̤͎̼̙̯͗͋͜͠h̷̞̺̜̘̬̘̬̙̙̠̤̺̮̤̯͚̝̬͂́̾̂͑͂͋̓̅̐̃̕͘̕͝ͅe̶̹͚̬̟͕̫̩̜͙͙̩̙̮͕͎̱̮̩̹̓̈́̏̑̏̏̂̾̕̕͝͠ͅl̷̢̡̧̡̪̩̖͉̼̞̩̝͚̬̮̗͓̤͓̾͂͆̈́͛̒͆̆͛͆̆̆̾̽̾̓͛̒̈́̐̉̂́̚̕͜͜͠͠͝p̶̳̗̬̭̮͉͍̹̆̓̇̚ “
The creature picks up a few TP rolls & hands them to you. Well, ‘hands’ may not be the right word — the being loops its tentacles through the rolls & drops them back into your arms.
“uuuhhhh. thanks?” you squeak
“ i̴͖͙͒̀ṫ̷̢͔̼̹̞̙̤̪̰̰͚̲͇̗̠͐̀͠s̵̢͙̖͕͇̪̭͓̞͓̣̯̃̌̕ ̷̡̧̤͈͕̺̙̜̭̟́̐̇̐̆̿̏̐͘ĉ̴̞͕̪̘͇̗̝̣̮̗̝̟̲̮͉̈́̾̏̀̄̑̐̕͝o̴͚̩͙̬̞͕̱̹̓͌̏ỏ̷̤͔̘̲̻̟͕̎̒̆̊͒̓́̓̒̆͘̕ḻ̸̡̢̡̢̛̛̭͉̼̳͕̰̹̠̹̼̰̮͕̳̓̽́̐̅̓͆̔̓̆ ̴̧͕̥̱̯̫͙̠͉͕͎̼̪̅̑̂̉̎͋̓̀̋͛̀̐̈̀̽̊͘͝m̵͉̞̈́̆a̴̫͔̘̼͇̹̗̦͓͓̭̖̫̗̹̝͖͌̌͌̌͜n̵̢̯̹̩̝̘̩͗̀̆̐̈͒̑̑̎̈̂͒̓̈́́̈́̍̒͘ ̷̢̛͕̠͇̻̙̠̟̟̜̓͆̽̔̋̇̏͑͘d̵͉̳̻̠̅̐̈́̃̆̐͌̄̚̚͜͝ọ̵̎͒̃̓͆͘͘n̴̡̡̛̼͚̻̯͖̖̳̹̩̗̯̽̊̓͗̔̈́͐͌̿́͆̉̏͛͊͐͝t̷̜͍́̀͋̂̇͒̒͗̓͒̄̏͆́̕͘ ̸̠̰̖̯̤̭͎͊͝s̷̛̫̱̱̳̗͋̾͂̍̈̈́̈̊̆͐̓̉̍ẅ̷̡̫̦̲̟̞̲̼̝͖͖̼̮̹́̔͊́ͅͅḛ̵̢̭͈̯̙̲͍̳͚͉̻͔̉͗̀̑̿͆̊̿̓̎͘a̵̛̱̝̙̲̝̦͇͔͙̼͐̏͋͊͑̌͆͂̊̋̄̕͜͜͝͝t̶̩̩̪͊͂́̄̂͐͑͐̂̕̚͝ ̴̛͈̖̯̦̗̩̫̃̋̾͒̾̀̋̾͊͌̀͗̚̚͝ͅī̸̢̧̨̨͔̝͓̯̘̤̬̣̮̪̜́͊̏͆̄̈́̃͆̋̈̄̆̾̌͝͝ͅt̴͈̹̰̫̲̘͖̥̙̩̺̤̳̖̻̬̺́ “
You follow the creature to the register, where it buys a bouquet of flowers and a pack of what looks like condoms. Interdimensional date night, you suppose. You wonder if the condoms are for the tentacles or for something else, then you immediately regret thinking about it.
The intergalactic black Friday is the most waited day for Hayden Lincorn! It's the day of the year that her parents let her, for the first time alone, go shopping with her friends, since she's a young human-unicorn with only 1500 years old. As you can see, this year she's crazy about that punk/gothic trend but with her pink touch to match her fur. First stop? The InfiniMart to buy candies and chocolates for the pijama party they're having later.
A gravelly voice can once again be heard from the speakers. They sound angrier than usual, for some reason.
"TO ANYONE STILL WAITING AT THE CHECKOUT LINE, HERE'S A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT WE'LL BE ON THE MOVE AGAIN IN TWO EARTH DAYS. SO PLEASE DON'T FILE COMPLAINTS AND THREATEN TO SUE US JUST BECAUSE YOU ENDED UP IN THE WRONG UNIVERSE, WHICH WAS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT YOURS. *sigh* WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS JOB?"
"TO ANYONE STILL WAITING AT THE CHECKOUT LINE, HERE'S A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT WE'LL BE ON THE MOVE AGAIN IN TWO EARTH DAYS. SO PLEASE DON'T FILE COMPLAINTS AND THREATEN TO SUE US JUST BECAUSE YOU ENDED UP IN THE WRONG UNIVERSE, WHICH WAS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT YOURS. *sigh* WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS JOB?"
|| they/he pronouns, please ||
A denizen of Planet Unicorn, which as we all know was wished into existence by an 8-year-old gay boy named Shannon*, Galaxsissy and Tom are no strangers to portals and visitors and mysterious ways of coming and going through space and time. Galaxsissy and Tom were practicing vibrating their bodies to resonate with different planes of existence--Tom is familiar with travel through sound, whereas Galaxsissy's experience is mostly noncorporeal and they exist as purple light + unicorn horn, so their partership is epic--when the door to the Infinimart appeared. Tom is curious but not a fan of the Infinimart--the floors are slippery for his hooves--but Galaxsissy is enjoying the hell out of the snacks, and has picked up some solid adornments to set off their fathomless body vortex's sparkly depths.They're trying to make friends with the horrors behind the loudspeaker, but Galaxsissy keeps popping their gum while Tom is talking and Tom's hooves keep slipping as they wander the aisles trying to sense the being behind the voice, so they'll be here awhile yet.
*https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhi5BLHXrWhH9dbj7qzvXalxcA8Cn_p4z
*https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhi5BLHXrWhH9dbj7qzvXalxcA8Cn_p4z
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
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You are working yet another shift at the Infini-Mart. The lights flicker. There is a sickening ripping noise as some sort of portal begins to open. A horrible insectoid buzz fills the store. As the crack widens, bugs begin to pour in. They set about making the hole in reality bigger from this side, chewing the fabric of space-time open with their little mandibles. The hole grows until it is about five feet in height, and then something huge and green begins to writhe its way out. You try not to make eye contact with this whole situation. After about ten minutes, an insectoid woman finally claws her way into your dimension. She buzzes at you. You stare, uncomprehendingly. She buzzes louder. You try to communicate that you don’t understand what she’s saying, and her wings begin to hum, lifting her a foot off the ground, and she looms over you, still buzzing. The buzz takes on a screech like tone. After she vents her rage at you, she descends back to the ground, and stomps off to find her items herself. She gets a plastic bag, goes over to the soda machines, and fills the bag with soda. She tries to pay in bugs, but you can’t figure out how to put bugs in the register, and you’re not even sure how much a bag full of soda costs. She clicks her mandibles at you, and then shoves an assortment of small bills into your hand, and abruptly takes off, swooping back into the hole she came from. She does not wait for her receipt. She does not bother to sew up the interdimensional portal behind her. It will go away when the infinimart changes locations… you hope.
ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ --<-{@
me @ infinimart at 3am to pick up some monster energy for my pet lobster
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
This intergalactic bimbo was at the Infinimart shopping for some new beauty products for her latest date. Suddenly she felt a tugging sensation in her chest and saw swirls of reality imploding around her and ended up transported to another dimension. She didn't mind very much; she just asked herself if these aliens have any advanced skincare that she could buy. After wandering for a while in the makeup section and trying to read the strange labels on all the items, she shrugged and used her telekinesis powers to knock one of each off the shelves and into her cart. Once she finds a handsome sugar alien-parent, she won't have to worry about money anyway. She avoided the Ever-Watching Eye at the checkout and hoped the cashier wouldn't try to eat her. If they do, she has her horns to fight back.
VENUS
inspired by the 5555 interstellar movie. my alien gal at an intergalactic alien and human mall shopping. she communicates with her space guitar ~<3
"
This life of mine is temporary. My real-life begins in heaven.
"
(thank you so much for the invitation! the theme is awesome!)
As InifiniMart's newest hire, R0513-VV is, of course, assigned the bulk of the basic janitorial duties. This is her first *official* job, so she tries to stay chipper, but every time she's positive that an aisle was just cleaned, another mess has taken its place. And for all of the store's alleged endless quantities and varieties of products, there are no buckets or mops to be found; R0513 was only provided a cloth (soon to be quite the rag) and a blade (in case of any... incidents). Gliding over the shallow streams of intergalactic fluids and spilled merchandise, she silently prays that no one else mistakes her for cotton candy. Several customers — mainly the new influx of earthlings unfamiliar with creatures from other planets — have already made a grab at her, believing she was an edible or plush or animatronic for sale. At least she obtained some extra cash for the trouble each time, especially once she bared her teeth. Though potentially lucrative, R0513 isn't sure such encounters are worth the mortification and discomfort.
Well, working on the shop floor is probably more chill than, say, hunting thieves across galaxies as part of InifiniMart's 「Shoplifting Task Force」. Plus, there are random and fleeting employee discount offers and free snacks. R0513-VV is eagerly anticipating her first paycheck! She's planned to allocate a portion of her income to growing her comic book collection (including authors from all kinds of dimensions), along with another fund to eventually try InfiniMart's 「Build-A-Bot Workshop」 (a childhood dream!). It seems that not everyone received or heeded the warning about consumerism, particularly those associated with astronomical markets like InfiniMart — but that's merely a theory. Anyways, R0513's friends, the small and pink M4LT twins, have arrived a bit too early to meet her for lunch. She ought to tell them to b̰̠̍ͯ͌͋ǔ̙͖̠̼ͧ͐̉g̘̬̓͑ͦ̃̎ ̗͍̯ͯ̈́̓͗o̱̒f̲̗f͈̓ until her break begins so she doesn't get reprimanded for being "distracted," since BOSS is always keeping an ⋟eye⋞™ on her...
As InifiniMart's newest hire, R0513-VV is, of course, assigned the bulk of the basic janitorial duties. This is her first *official* job, so she tries to stay chipper, but every time she's positive that an aisle was just cleaned, another mess has taken its place. And for all of the store's alleged endless quantities and varieties of products, there are no buckets or mops to be found; R0513 was only provided a cloth (soon to be quite the rag) and a blade (in case of any... incidents). Gliding over the shallow streams of intergalactic fluids and spilled merchandise, she silently prays that no one else mistakes her for cotton candy. Several customers — mainly the new influx of earthlings unfamiliar with creatures from other planets — have already made a grab at her, believing she was an edible or plush or animatronic for sale. At least she obtained some extra cash for the trouble each time, especially once she bared her teeth. Though potentially lucrative, R0513 isn't sure such encounters are worth the mortification and discomfort.
Well, working on the shop floor is probably more chill than, say, hunting thieves across galaxies as part of InifiniMart's 「Shoplifting Task Force」. Plus, there are random and fleeting employee discount offers and free snacks. R0513-VV is eagerly anticipating her first paycheck! She's planned to allocate a portion of her income to growing her comic book collection (including authors from all kinds of dimensions), along with another fund to eventually try InfiniMart's 「Build-A-Bot Workshop」 (a childhood dream!). It seems that not everyone received or heeded the warning about consumerism, particularly those associated with astronomical markets like InfiniMart — but that's merely a theory. Anyways, R0513's friends, the small and pink M4LT twins, have arrived a bit too early to meet her for lunch. She ought to tell them to b̰̠̍ͯ͌͋ǔ̙͖̠̼ͧ͐̉g̘̬̓͑ͦ̃̎ ̗͍̯ͯ̈́̓͗o̱̒f̲̗f͈̓ until her break begins so she doesn't get reprimanded for being "distracted," since BOSS is always keeping an ⋟eye⋞™ on her...
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Best State Warriors this month:
nullplayer
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Legal Alien - lvl 44
mbbybbby
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State Minister - lvl 270
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Susan Slutzky
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Senator - lvl 260
Eunyce
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Fashion Manager - lvl 260
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Sexiest this week:
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Citizen - lvl 281
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Eunyce
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State Minister - lvl 270
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Citizen - lvl 114
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Citizen - lvl 63
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Senator - lvl 301
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Citizen - lvl 250
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Legal Alien - lvl 18
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