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Welcome to our guest…the minister of justice…

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60
Created
23.09.2024
LoveSoldier
Level 65
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 213863
Reputation: 21948
Posts: 134
Agnostica
27.09.2024 02:19:22
LoveSoldier

MR WINCHESTER! CUT THE MICS, CUT THE MICS! THIS IS A HIGHLY IMPORTANT GOVERNMENT SECRET YOU'VE JUST SPILLED TO ALL OF SECVILLE!

27.09.2024 02:19:22
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32509
Posts: 1841
Atheista
27.09.2024 02:55:33
Dean Winchester

IM STILL MICED UP OH XOD OH XOD

27.09.2024 02:55:33
LoveSoldier
Level 65
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 213863
Reputation: 21948
Posts: 134
Agnostica
27.09.2024 03:08:39
LoveSoldier

WHY DID YOU TURN IT BACK ON????????

27.09.2024 03:08:39
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32509
Posts: 1841
Atheista
27.09.2024 03:15:10
Dean Winchester

i didnt MEAN TO I MUST HAVE HIT THE BUTTON ON ACCIDENT


27.09.2024 03:15:10
LoveSoldier
Level 65
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 213863
Reputation: 21948
Posts: 134
Agnostica
27.09.2024 08:04:21
LoveSoldier

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27.09.2024 08:04:21
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32509
Posts: 1841
Atheista
27.09.2024 08:44:43
Dean Winchester

THIS IS SO GOOD AHAHAHAHAHA

27.09.2024 08:44:43
LoveSoldier
Level 65
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 213863
Reputation: 21948
Posts: 134
Agnostica
27.09.2024 08:48:53
LoveSoldier

i drew the same image of boys kissing like 3 times bc i couldnt think of more yaoi cover ideas lol

27.09.2024 08:48:53
Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10529
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
27.09.2024 09:17:30
Abu Hamza

XOD of Bimboland wrote: (original post HERE)
Mr Hamza is back and I implore him to enter the state spirit contest. And if Yusra doesn’t enter here in Secville I will throw her in jail. @Yusra

wife has no money and is not allowed to speak on here. but you cannot send her to jail, who will prepare my arabic opium coffee at home?!!?!

brother dean please do not speak of this anymore. the letters were a mistake, my feelings were confused due to opium withdrawal from my long flights... i need to go to jannah i cannot get confused again... 

27.09.2024 09:17:30
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Bunni_LeFaye
Level 34
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 30960
Reputation: 13757
Posts: 685
Reasonopia
27.09.2024 10:05:11
Bunni_LeFaye

LoveSoldier wrote: (original post HERE)
Lmao amazing! 

27.09.2024 10:05:11
XOD of Bimboland
Level 31
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 21903
Reputation: 6066
Posts: 368
Secville
27.09.2024 21:35:23
XOD of Bimboland

Dean I was able to retrieve your original speech
which was just delivered to me by Slayyyocrates
who found it at the bottom of that HOLE:

Thank u XOD of Secville for the introduction I hope I’m doing the job justice (haha joke intended). MOJ definitely is a hard role to be sure. For anyone who is thinking about being MOJ eventually you need to be able to take shit seriously but not personally. It’s very easy to screw up to be honest but being transparent and apologizing when or if you fuck up is the right thing to do especially when you serve the public. You can’t get an ego about it. Yes it’s an important role but you serve the general ximbo public. I always encourage people to reach out to me if they need help and in my opinion, a good justice minister will have people reach out to them and they won’t feel uncomfortable or scared for doing so. You live to serve the public and to keep it safe and I firmly believe that building that relationship with the xitizens and that trust is one of the most important aspects of the job.

27.09.2024 21:35:23

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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