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What did you eat today?

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kathiegym
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Agnostica
02.08.2016 15:53:50
kathiegym

maniatica wrote:
had coffee now
... and after that i am thinking about going back to bed... something went wrong this morning ;)
Why nothing and coffee?? I think you are not receiving potasium and other minerals enough, and that is why you suffer from... I dont remember the name, that pain in your muscles wchih you menctioned yesterday.

Edit: cramps!! God bless my dictionary...

02.08.2016 15:53:50
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Atheista
02.08.2016 16:14:11
maniatica

kathiegym wrote:
maniatica wrote:
had coffee now
... and after that i am thinking about going back to bed... something went wrong this morning ;)
Why nothing and coffee?? I think you are not receiving potasium and other minerals enough, and that is why you suffer from... I dont remember the name, that pain in your muscles wchih you menctioned yesterday.

Edit: cramps!! God bless my dictionary...
no. i am not eating that little! last night i had a couple of beers and a cheese sandwitch... today i had a little bread with cheese jet.
and this evening i am thinking about pasta,... probably lasagna :] i might get out of bed for that

and the cramps yesterday had a "menstruation background"

02.08.2016 16:14:11

anunitum
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Secville
02.08.2016 16:54:28
anunitum

^Dark chocolate helps with cramps, I highly recommend!
Today I`ve eaten veggie burgers,french fries, juice, later maybe blueberry smoothie


02.08.2016 16:54:28
kathiegym
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Agnostica
02.08.2016 18:52:08
kathiegym

anunitum wrote:
^Dark chocolate helps with cramps, I highly recommend!
Today I`ve eaten veggie burgers,french fries, juice, later maybe blueberry smoothie

That is true, but it has to be a very pure chocolate. Even you can buy cacao without added sugars, and have it with mil everyday, or on buttered toasts.... Things like that.
today I am not an exemple of healthy diet either, so, I won't publish my menu...

02.08.2016 18:52:08
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Freethinkerland
02.08.2016 23:22:13
HeavenLeighBimbo

So far.....  A sausage, onion and gravy Pirozhki. and a pint of ale. [Russian: пирожки,]

   Not sure what the English word for the pastry is.....  
  They call them 'Hot pocket's here,  but those are foul when bought in stores pre-made and don't come in awesome flavor's like I make at home.
    American food is so bland and disgusting.

02.08.2016 23:22:13
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kathiegym
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Agnostica
03.08.2016 14:07:44
kathiegym

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
So far.....  A sausage, onion and gravy Pirozhki. and a pint of ale. [Russian: пирожки,]

   Not sure what the English word for the pastry is.....  
  They call them 'Hot pocket's here,  but those are foul when bought in stores pre-made and don't come in awesome flavor's like I make at home.
    American food is so bland and disgusting.

Dont worry, there are many people here who has lived or live in East Europe and they know what it is. I am not, but I studiedRussian and I understood XD because I do Love russian peopleeee!!


03.08.2016 14:07:44
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Atheista
03.08.2016 15:33:21
maniatica

had a coffee this morning.
then i had to go to the dentist and that did make me so nerveous, that i did not have breakfast till now... will cook something soon!

03.08.2016 15:33:21

anunitum
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03.08.2016 15:41:03
anunitum

^Don`t eat anything that makes crumbs (bread, corn flakes etc) if you had wisdom tooth removed or anything to do with gums or local anaesthesia..
Just a kind warning that eating corn flakes will hurt like hell :/



03.08.2016 15:41:03
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Secville
03.08.2016 16:27:37
anunitum

Slice of rye bread with cucumber salad and a glass of fruit soup. No appetite, since I`ve got flu

03.08.2016 16:27:37
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Freethinkerland
03.08.2016 20:37:57
HeavenLeighBimbo

2 children's muti-vitamins and a liter of 'Sobe life water'. Pomegranate flavor.

03.08.2016 20:37:57
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