What was the last lie you told?

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26.05.2015 19:38:28
sol

What was the last lie you told? Could be about anything. for example the last lie i told was to my mom over the phone. I said i was alone in my dorm even though my significant other is staying with me for a few weeks (she's not particularly fond of him). 

26.05.2015 19:38:28
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27.05.2015 01:16:43
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm not to sure how much you would consider this a lie....  but I allowed a man on-line in a random chat room's private messages. to 'SEXT' me,   I played along for the total amusement of what he was saying to me.  It was too good to not encourage a good writer. He was teasing me to the best of his abilities.  I teased him back.
  I wasn't interested in him in the least,  but only his writing skills were thrilling and a fun distraction.
   A lie of submission?
  It was hell'a entertaining,  and got me wet.  Then, I lied and told him I needed to put my clothes in the dryer,  and closed the box. (BRB)

In reality,  I was just painting my nails, and wanted to do my right hand, because I suck at typing single handed with only my left hand.
  Game OVER.

  I generally don't lie, except to my friends about ugly outfits, that are unflattering for them.  ( Would you tell a Bestie,  that an outfit makes her look fat? or worse ? )
   On-line, I feel no shame about lies to be rid of 'peeps'.
  My BAD !!!!  Muhahahaaaa
  An online boy with the best skills will never get past a SEXT.   (A) Generation.... DOOMED, to never breed. And that isn't a Lie.......  Though he did his BEST and I give credit where credit is due.  He made me into a 'Hot wet mess in need of a bubble bath'.  I can admit that.

27.05.2015 01:16:43
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27.05.2015 04:12:20
Cute

My last lie: "No offense, but . . ."

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28.05.2015 23:07:41
HeavenLeighBimbo

Cute wrote:
"No offense, but . . ."

Please continue,,,
I know it was not really what was expected,  but with Bimboland's forum, I've become bored.  So what the hell.  Talking to random people I care nothing about, seemed like a fun activity to do for the moment...  It's not like I can get pregnant or anything.  I can laugh hysterically, about a silly lie.  The internet is filled with willing men to be teased, at no cost to me.


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28.05.2015 23:34:22
Cute

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Cute wrote:
"No offense, but . . ."

Please continue,,,
I know it was not really what was expected,  but with Bimboland's forum, I've become bored.  So what the hell.  Talking to random people I care nothing about, seemed like a fun activity to do for the moment...  It's not like I can get pregnant or anything.  I can laugh hysterically, about a silly lie.  The internet is filled with willing men to be teased, at no cost to me.

"No offense, but. . . " was my last lie o3o
I should've been more clear, sorry. ovo

28.05.2015 23:34:22

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29.05.2015 23:23:12
HeavenLeighBimbo

o3o=2?
ovo=over?
I wasn't 2 Clear on that.
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30.05.2015 15:49:07
uaegirl4ever

My sister told me a fact, and I said "I know", but I don't. So yeah...

30.05.2015 15:49:07
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30.05.2015 18:17:42
Cute

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
o3o=2?
ovo=over?
I wasn't 2 Clear on that.
 :

They're emoticons, lol.

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01.06.2015 15:36:04
HeavenLeighBimbo

Years ago, I would be burning up the pages in a topic like this.  I seem to have become quite the saint.
The last lie I told, was answering the question : "How are you today?"
I lied and said I was fine.  Even though I hurt all over, and didn't want to move.

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01.06.2015 17:17:36
Bebe92583

Today when I told someone over the phone  to call back..........I was busy

01.06.2015 17:17:36
 Life is too Short ,Live for today, tomorrow may never get here!

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