What was the last lie you told?

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04.05.2016 03:36:59
Phuckinbimbo

I won't eat that cookie.

04.05.2016 03:36:59
One can not feel when they have no soul.





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12.05.2016 12:53:38
khrysslizzi

I'm NOT PREGNANT!!!!

12.05.2016 12:53:38
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12.05.2016 20:40:14
anunitum

I lied I already did something I hadn`t at that moment

12.05.2016 20:40:14
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15.05.2016 06:24:26
HeavenLeighBimbo

" I'm wearing a swim suit ".
    Yes, this was my last LIE, TODAY.
 A stranger, man needed me to help him, and to do so I had to stand with my legs spread while wearing a skirt, while he was on the ground, wiggling between my legs under the truck we were working on.
   I was only really wearing panties  but with a man looking directly at your Vay-Jay mentioning how 'HO'T it is,   I Had to lie, and wish my panties had an extra layer of EYE, protection.  I wasn't willing to let him die for that silly comment.  
  Better to just let him enjoy my 'Theme Panties' in a JOKING manner.

   Hello Kitty.  I'm ARMED. See that too?
( coincidentally, pointed at his head due to my Stance. )
  A carpet Kitten?    Not !!!!!!!!
 He Put himself under a GUN and his lies became meaningless to me.
   He liked my panties.   That was Honest enough for me to kick his ass into the next county to find the EASY comfort STOP.
   Go for it DUDE, with your Peers.
  I'm not COMMON. Panties like mine can be seen without stress or lies.

15.05.2016 06:24:26
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15.05.2016 07:02:09
Jeet Birdi

My husband asked me today about my shoulder pain and I said its fine.. :P

15.05.2016 07:02:09
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15.05.2016 19:10:17
Trina Jameson

I'll do it in 5 minutes
Lol as if x) 

15.05.2016 19:10:17
"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." - Emily Brontë

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17.05.2016 00:14:10
Phuckinbimbo

No, I'm not thinking about hurting you right now.

17.05.2016 00:14:10
One can not feel when they have no soul.





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17.05.2016 04:22:58
HeavenLeighBimbo

I totally didn't want to be at work, but still was amazing.  I randomly made a list of accomplishment's I had during the day, that I may have only pushed a paper 1 inch forward on my desk.  The thanks, as I walked out the door it convinced me how easy it is to lie in the corporate world and still make money.
       I felt my cramps grow much worse, because of my true shame at that moment.

17.05.2016 04:22:58
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17.05.2016 17:56:27
Betty Byler

"No, it's not THAT small!"

17.05.2016 17:56:27
XXXX Luv, Betty Byler XXXX

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20.05.2016 14:44:39
chrystal calore

I DIDNT SEE IT THERE

20.05.2016 14:44:39

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