What's with bimbos in jail?

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16.12.2017
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Lilleth
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Lilleth
16.12.2017 00:36:51
Lilleth
There's a jail in the city and I've seen people comment about jailing people for cheating. Is this *real*? How can you cheat if you're allowed to be married and have a boyfriend/girlfriend and multiple fuck buddies?

16.12.2017 00:36:51

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Sandi Lut
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Antitheocra
Sandi Lut
16.12.2017 21:46:35
Sandi Lut
You can cheat in all sorts of way but I am not going to teach you how to cheat. Also jail is for the few bimbo's who like to harass others

16.12.2017 21:46:35
Happiness is inside yourself

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vivi bambi
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Reasonopia
vivi bambi
16.12.2017 22:16:09
vivi bambi
as bimbo there's no sense in classical cheating, nobody will go to jail for this.
to have multiple possibilities to fulfill the needs of a bimbo is a requirement to be successful in bimbo.land. (three f*** buddies and a relationship or marriage)
what's meant with cheating in this world is to win some extra B$, reputation, sex appeal or fights against the rules of fair play.
but this kind of cheating brings other bimbos up against you and can end in jail (for a short period).
a really good cheater will use its skill in real life: get together with a rich guy who worships you, marry him, don't cheat, but be a bitch in a way that leads to divorce, take half the money and be happy.
before doing this the intelligent bimbo makes a master in law, knowing the rules about marriage contracts, because otherwise the possibility is high to get nothing after the divorce.
if you're not intelligent or not good in this way of cheating, write a good script for a comedy about a bimbo who gets a master in law, getting together with a guy and so on and sell it in hollywood.
i will love to see such a movie :D
and you will get rich.


16.12.2017 22:16:09
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Fifi12
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Fifi12
15.01.2018 13:17:32
Fifi12
Really? I did not know there was a jail Will have to check it out.

15.01.2018 13:17:32
       
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Lally
Lally
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Lally
15.01.2018 19:34:53
Lally
A jail. Yet more proof that this game is awesome

15.01.2018 19:34:53
We're filling it with "ich luge" bullets.

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vivi bambi
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vivi bambi
15.01.2018 20:55:59
vivi bambi
yay. orange is the new black, new season: the bimbos are coming ;)


15.01.2018 20:55:59
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IslandDream
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IslandDream
15.01.2018 21:23:25
IslandDream
I always noticed that jail,but never thought about why it was there,till I read this post :)

15.01.2018 21:23:25
I never wander far like a little butterfly... and everyone else  I wuv everyone in Bimbolands :) 

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24.01.2018 16:09:31
Carmel
Learning a lot about this game...It is AMAZING

24.01.2018 16:09:31
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cutiepieforever
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cutiepieforever
03.02.2018 21:58:27
cutiepieforever
Jail??? Wow! I love how there is everything here.XD

03.02.2018 21:58:27

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