What is your wildest hookup/relationship story? I'll go first by talking about the one (and as of yet only) time I have been invited into an open relationship and how it all went to shit in just 2 weeks. It all started when I met up with a couple old friends from high school. I noticed that one of them brought their at-the-time boyfriend who went by the name Mace (yes im being fr he CHOSE to be named after bear mace). I had actually seen him a few minutes before I met him after he got a shoe thrown at him for getting too close to a girl. As I talked with my friends and Mace, he started to make very clearly flirtatious comments toward me, which I found weird since his partner was LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. Even worse, despite me very clearly being a woman, he somehow assumed I was a femboy which lead to flowery comments such as "if you don't stop acting so fruity, you're going to make me fall for you" (throwing up emoji). Despite his "unique" ways of complimenting me and his numerous other red flags, I made the horrible mistake of giving him my phone number so I could keep in contact with everyone in the group. This act of kindness only motivated more questionable behavior towards me such as him sending me several pics in revealing thigh high socks with closeups of his feet and thighs (another throwing up emoji). I somehow never thought to tell him to stop nor block him, so I instead tried to subtly hint to him that I didn't care for him which did not work. Also, any time I spent time with that specific friend group, he would always be there and he would always get way too close to me and other people. In general, he's very good at making people uncomfortable. This whole fiasco soon reached a climax when I told his partner about this weird behavior, to which they said that the two of them were in an open relationship and that he had a crush on me. Soon after, he confessed to me through text. I told him that I needed time to think about the situation since I didn't feel like outright rejecting him without talking to him in person about it. Unfortunately, I never got the chance to talk to him about it, so he interpreted that as us being friends-with-benefits and the weird behavior continued. After a couple weeks of dealing with even more of this behavior, I got a text from one of my other friends talking about the strange accounts he was following on Instagram. I looked through his following and a good portion of them were underage femboy softcore porn accounts. Of course, as any sane person would, I immediately confronted him about this. During this, he somehow assumed that I had a problem with these people being femboys and not the fact that they were children posting thigh and booty pics on the internet. He promised that he would unfollow all the femboy accounts, only for me to discover a few days later that he had not done this. I argued with him about it again and made him unfollow each and every account while I was calling him. After that, I blocked him on everything and never spoke to him again. My friend also soon after broke up with him since he wasn't being honest about all the people he was seeing in this open relationship. Yes, you heard that right. This guy was so shitty that he somehow found a way to CHEAT IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP ??? Moral of the story: don't be afraid to call people out since they're probably going to keep doing creepy shit if you don't.
