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Worst sex you've ever had?

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11
Created
04.06.2024
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2cute4uboo
2cute4uboo
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40931
Reputation: 23055
Posts: 1155
Atheista
04.06.2024 07:12:39
2cute4uboo

Soooo....
one of my ex's stroke game was beyond terrible, every single fucking time he'd pull out and have it fall and he'd have to put it back in. It went on for two hours and I was trying my absolute best to enjoy it but I got so fed up I begged for him to change positions. By that time I was already telling him to go harder and deeper but then he did and it just messed up my organs more. So I let him hit it from the back and he almost put his dick in my ass and I squealed so hard cus I've never done anal and yelled at him about it. We finish, it was mid, so bad, but he was an amazing kisser. Another time I hooked up at a highschool party a few years ago we got freaky in the bleachers but my ass was cold on the benches so I was SHIVERING....

anyways what's everyone's experience lol

04.06.2024 07:12:39

LoveSoldier
Level 65
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 213958
Reputation: 21948
Posts: 134
Agnostica
07.06.2024 09:29:13
LoveSoldier

Nothing nearly as bad as you, there was this one guy though...Didn't know him super well but was bored, so we headed to his place, and first off, his room is a MESS. Plates on the floor, wrappers and other trash on the desk, a few spiders in ceiling corners, it smelled really suspicious too, lots of anime posters on the walls, the type where they look super young but have massive tits for some reason. Anyways, I try to ignore all that because it's whatever, but then, like, halfway through, he starts asking me to meow for him. Like...do I even want to know what that's about??? Never spoke to him again after all that

07.06.2024 09:29:13
MontanaMontgomery
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8880
Reputation: 5232
Posts: 5
Agnostica
09.06.2024 15:50:03
MontanaMontgomery

thin dick AS HELL,, had to fake all the way through it .. HORRIBLE

09.06.2024 15:50:03
Kali kali
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1973
Reputation: 1491
Posts: 7
Freethinkerland
11.07.2024 14:00:56
Kali kali

One time I had this guy over during a hyper sexual time for me. He had really shit stroke game (all jabby and offbeat) and he finished so quickly but PRETENDED HE HADNT and i noticed it was soft when I tried to put it back in. Another guy was just super sweaty like a seal out of the ocean LOL

11.07.2024 14:00:56
babyinthegutter
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2782
Reputation: 2117
Posts: 19
Antitheocra
27.07.2024 01:12:16
babyinthegutter

i stopped seeing a girl i actually kinda liked because she was horrible at going down. seriously shocking how someone with a vagina can be so awful at working with one. her tongue almost kind of stayed still? and was like at the side of the clit. strange. i’m pretty sure i was only the second girl she had slept with but holy fuck i hope her head game improved 

27.07.2024 01:12:16
luv4l
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16998
Reputation: 11159
Posts: 171
Agnostica
13.08.2024 16:14:31
luv4l

my ex boyfriend.worst thing ever.so boring.he was all dominant and kinky thru texts and irl he was the biggest disappointment ever.no dirty talk no foreplay no nothing.thats what i get for fucking virgins smh

13.08.2024 16:14:31

crowz
Level 6
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 215
Reputation: 273
Posts: 7
Secville
01.09.2024 10:54:36
crowz

guy on a tinder date made it seem like he would be super good at sex...faked the entire thing, hardly even felt it. he lasted like 30 seconds no joke. afterwards my cooch smelled weird too which grossed me the fuck out. that will be the last time i'll have sex with a man, thank god for women.

01.09.2024 10:54:36

Zu_The_Zombie
Level 29
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19068
Reputation: 10046
Posts: 340
Agnostica
12.09.2024 15:51:30
Zu_The_Zombie

This guy had to be the literal definition of a micro penis, he couldn't give head for the life of him, His nails were super sharp so i didn't want him to finger me and on top of that he kissed like a dog, just licking all over my face and after about 5 minutes i told him to just leave 

12.09.2024 15:51:30
Angelrose
Level 55
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 129594
Reputation: 13683
Posts: 125
Atheista
24.09.2024 11:41:36
Angelrose

With a cocky professional footballer (UK)… He was horrible 

24.09.2024 11:41:36
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Spuki
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9197
Reputation: 4918
Posts: 65
Atheista
25.10.2024 06:37:09
Spuki

luv4l wrote: (original post HERE)
my ex boyfriend.worst thing ever.so boring.he was all dominant and kinky thru texts and irl he was the biggest disappointment ever.no dirty talk no foreplay no nothing.thats what i get for fucking virgins smh
this is the most common experience. i know a lot of people who are into bdsm and they always ignore the dirty talk until the first time they fuck :sob:

25.10.2024 06:37:09
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