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You wanted to meed the Goddess of Madness then dare to meet her!

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The Founders Inn Pub
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13
Created
16.04.2020
Author
Melkanea

Poll: Am i going too far or are you just a weak bimbo?

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Melkanea
Melkanea
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22643
Reputation: 13210
Posts: 287
Reasonopia
Melkanea
16.04.2020 14:08:58
Melkanea
OKAY THEN YOU ASKED FOR IT!!
First a complaint, a praise & my favorite challenge! Word Fighting as powerful as nukes as soft as my tiddies!
 
Seriously annoyed that my 3 year old posts are getting deleted without warning after one single post!!!! LET ME SAVE THEM FIRST YA SILLY BIMBOS!!!
Happy how our Bimbo.land has grown thanks to the new leaders! I dont forgive weakness with backstabbing words or the unwarranted abuse of  leadership just cus im annoying or exhausting!!! 
I was here during 2017, we barely managed to keep this place alive! Ive fought for it before & will do it again as its my home! 

WARNING
BEFORE POSTING READ THIS FIRST!
Words hurt? not for the reason you believe! 

im a BIMBO ATTRACTED TO POWER; WEALTH & SOCIAL STATUS!  
The Joker & Harley are just minor fragments of myself!  
TO ALL BIMBADMINS! You can kill a meɪniə of mine but you cant kill me! As im the Goddess of Madness!!!
IM SELF CENTERED VAIN & REALLY POWERFUL ILL JUST COME BACK STRONGER WITH A VENGEANCE!
(what it means: Im a web developer, Google Super Admin, i have infinite lives, a Dynamic IP! & enough $$$ to run for leadership & make your days harder than they need to be! 


WHAT I DESIRE? A real challenge & to word fight the good fight!
Outside of the of the reward system to see how far your consciousness can go! All for the frills & giggles & the adventure of sharing our toughts with each other!
Also to teach, learn & get defeated once in a while without cheap tricks! My first ever Prime was a master of the universe! 
A few Primes back, Loosers, quitters that got crushed under the social Presseure of Gouvernement! Our current Prime i respect, she seems to get it!


Disclaimer
This thread is for entertainment purposes only! All said in this thread stays in this thread, is fictional & has no real effect on the regular lives of any Citizen of Bimbo-land or its functioning ruling class! I also immediately apologize to any & all involved! If ya got a real problem PM me using the SFW links in my signature!

 

16.04.2020 14:08:58
Melkanea AllMyLinks
Ulvhild
Ulvhild
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248809
Posts: 5272
Secville
Ulvhild
16.04.2020 14:15:40
Ulvhild
Hi Melkanea, as I told you earlier I didn't delete your old posts or threads, I deleted the post you made today in your New Year 2018-thread, and locked the thread so no new posts could be made there. The thread still very much exists, but it's now a few pages down the forum thread list.

16.04.2020 14:15:40
      - Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics -
Melkanea
Melkanea
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22643
Reputation: 13210
Posts: 287
Reasonopia
Melkanea
16.04.2020 16:26:24
Melkanea
OHHH WOW! Thank you soooo much for that clarification!

Still Ulvhild senator position can be bought! Time cannot!
HOW DARE YOU? How dare you to disrespect your elders?

 TO sSTOP BIMBOLAND HISTORY IN THE MAKING? This is censure! I want my words back!

;)

16.04.2020 16:26:24
Melkanea AllMyLinks
Ulvhild
Ulvhild
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248809
Posts: 5272
Secville
Ulvhild
16.04.2020 16:34:21
Ulvhild
Oh, I'm far older than most people in this game. :)

16.04.2020 16:34:21
      - Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics -
Melkanea
Melkanea
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22643
Reputation: 13210
Posts: 287
Reasonopia
Melkanea
16.04.2020 16:36:26
Melkanea
Yeah, maybe any bot could have wirten 5000 posts!



(i kno! I remember your sig, thats why im trolling you!)

16.04.2020 16:36:26
Melkanea AllMyLinks
Ulvhild
Ulvhild
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248809
Posts: 5272
Secville
Ulvhild
16.04.2020 16:42:28
Ulvhild
There are probably bots that do that, but I bet those posts aren't as fun as mine. ;)

Oh btw, I'm Norwegian, I've run into much bigger trolls before.

16.04.2020 16:42:28
      - Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics -
Melkanea
Melkanea
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22643
Reputation: 13210
Posts: 287
Reasonopia
Melkanea
16.04.2020 17:10:30
Melkanea
Im sure of it!
& you wouldn't even blink while killing me if i was actually trolling you... gee i missed so much growth! but dosent matter, it makes me happy to see the sheer amount of new victims my clever wordings could hook! Giggle.
damn that wiki, that i would have loved to build!
At least i got my hairstyles, with lame ass slowpoke grinding is a way of living BL too.


Im Austrian btw, besides geting my bucket list goal! as entertainer & flesh avatars tiddies will grow larger than ours here. LEL
  (u kno no Quarantine) 
Yeah, splitting of mainland was the best choise evaaaaaa cus technically we are the last totally free country on the planet
now that i actually can read/write the nets languages... HTF can i put my skills to good use?
 instead of being an annoying rando moskito stinging someones balls from time to time id like to actually create content 
Even earn my senators powers? i dunno actually feel the Prime ego flowing trough me for once!





16.04.2020 17:10:30
Melkanea AllMyLinks
Cum_Dumpster
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775723
Reputation: 154875
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
Cum_Dumpster
17.04.2020 02:36:57
Cum_Dumpster
Eh, welcome back?? Lol You don't seem to change much!
I'm curious, what kind of content would you like to create? I was trying to figure out how to see your SecondLife content, but I probably need to be a member :(

17.04.2020 02:36:57
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
Melkanea
Melkanea
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22643
Reputation: 13210
Posts: 287
Reasonopia
Melkanea
01.06.2020 23:44:46
Melkanea
UFFFFAAAAAA! 
Nothing serious! Just be creative with 
Developing, fixing & maintaining the colorfull exteriors of Bimbo.Lands
I mean, SecondLife would be a dream but idunno
YEAH! make a BImbo.Land 3D Alter Universe? in there? GIGGLE! YES! Create & design standard clothes there? nope! but i can make the clothes do stuff! 
But honest? SL im very dark & NSFW for that! WE could stream a SL BL NEW show. 

Meh, Im a social management organizer now, Socail networks & a home alone Bullshit Writer. 






01.06.2020 23:44:46
Melkanea AllMyLinks
Melkanea
Melkanea
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22643
Reputation: 13210
Posts: 287
Reasonopia
Melkanea
02.06.2020 00:09:49
Melkanea
I will never change. Born a Bimbo in here staying a bimbo out there! LMAO!

Dont wanna poach or anything cus the server is dangerous & full of sissies but no oficial bimbos! but im there & a Bimbo so yeah GIggle!
If your serious about me then come to our Discord  http://discord.gg/cpAT227 this is my user Melkanea#6465


02.06.2020 00:09:49
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