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your fave legends, fabulas, mythology and/or fairytale?

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02.10.2023
v3nic3bitch
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 50478
Reputation: 16192
Posts: 101
Reasonopia
12.01.2024 18:33:41
v3nic3bitch

vampires, werewolves, you name it<3

12.01.2024 18:33:41
evil, ornery, scandalous, & evil
Soobin
Level 91
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 596894
Reputation: 169932
Posts: 1470
Freethinkerland
30.01.2024 23:42:58
Soobin

wait omg, the loch ness monster

30.01.2024 23:42:58

malegirlboss
Level 69
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 256656
Reputation: 91056
Posts: 105
Atheista
31.01.2024 03:31:44
malegirlboss

ever heard of Wołchw? One of my faves!
From wiki:
A volkhv or volhv (Cyrillic: Волхв; Polish: Wołchw, translatable as wiseman, wizard, sorcerer, magus, i.e. shaman, gothi or mage) is a priest in ancient Slavic religions and contemporary Slavic Native Faith.
In contemporary Slavic Native Faith, the volkhvs are those responsible for holding rites for worshipping the gods and leading communities and religious festivals. Volkhvs are the higher rank of the sacerdotal hierarchy, the lesser order being that of the zhrets.[2] The latter are not necessarily shamans, and their function is merely to hold sacrifices (the word zhrets literally means "sacrificer", from Proto-Slavic *žьrti, and is cognate of Slavic words for "offering").[3] Though the majority of priests are males, most groups do not exclude women from the priesthood, so that a parallel female priesthood is constituted by the two ranks of zhritsa and vedunya ("seeress"). Prestige is not limited to male priests; a priestess, Halyna Lozko from Ukraine, is an acknowledged authority within the Slavic Native Faith movement.[4]


31.01.2024 03:31:44

amanda_licious
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33796
Reputation: 16684
Posts: 194
Atheista
06.03.2024 13:03:21
amanda_licious

The man with the golden arm.


There once was a man working late on the rail roads, the train wasn't supposed to run that faithful night when the man accidentally lost his balance and fell bc of the sounds from the train that was coming towards him his was stretched across the rail road as the train passed it cut his arm off...weeks later he got a big insurance check and went home and told his wife, his wife got so excited cause now he would finally be able to retire ''Oh how wonderfull honey! now we get can finally travle and we buy that beach house, oh and we finally get new furniture and now that i think about it i'm gonna need a whole new ward drobe''she said but he shook his head ''no, im gonna buy myself one fine gold arm with these money honey.''he said and as he said he got his gold arm years later he got sick and wrote in his will that he would want his gold arm to be buried with him and when he died he got buried with it. But his wife was NOT happy she was furious she had always looked forward to go around the world and travel but now she couldn't so she got herself the idea to dig her husband up and steal the gold arm so she can pawn it and get money for it, so that very night she went to the graveyard dug her husband up and took the gold arm and buried him back down again, the next the day she went to the nearest pawn shop and pawned it and the next few days she living her best life she was buy herself completley new clothes but after a few days...

She was laying in bed when she sudden heard the front door opening and closing she was to scared to move and then she heard the footsteps and a voice began ''WHO STOLE MY GOLDEN ARM!'' it repeated over and over with the voice getting louder and louder the wife sat up in the bed looked over at her door AND THERE HER HUSBAND STOOD WITHOUT AN ARM ''IT WAS YOU !!!!'' he screamed at her

THE END

06.03.2024 13:03:21

pastello
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2855
Reputation: 2737
Posts: 23
Atheista
06.03.2024 13:27:25
pastello

koshchei the deathless!! watched some soviet animations with him in it as a kid and couldn't forget him since, his story is just so cool with that convoluted way of killing him (needle in an egg, egg in an animal, that animal in another animal etc.) 

06.03.2024 13:27:25

Soobin
Level 91
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 596894
Reputation: 169932
Posts: 1470
Freethinkerland
11.03.2024 20:54:42
Soobin

The whole Pinky Pinky thing in South Africa

11.03.2024 20:54:42

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