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Richard Fromage
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1264
Reputation: 2494
Posts: 48
28.02.2024 01:15:44
Richard Fromage

SweetasNuts wrote:
so you are saying that I should trust Gemima1984s gut feeling because of who you saw more than google analytics which has been embedded in our website for years? 
Hello again,

It's important to note Chris, you have literally no idea how google analytics work. You're literally just looking at a graph that says active users and making the assertion that out of those users they are all individual people that stick around and actively use the website. This is not how data analytics work, you would know this if you had had a 2:1 in data science as well as your 1st degree in bollocks, bullshittery and 2:1 in political misinformation.

Ricky C

28.02.2024 01:15:44
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19252917
Reputation: 100350
Posts: 2580
28.02.2024 04:18:05

This seems to be where things are heading.  I’m getting a jump on this now.  SANuts…watch this video.

28.02.2024 04:18:05
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My Legs are running for Prime Bimbo
Level 34
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 29957
Reputation: 8636
Posts: 123
28.02.2024 09:37:59

Chris, you don't know how to run a profitable website. You are portraying yourself as a man with boots too big to fill. 
If you're going to treat your player base as this, no one is going to buy senatorship, thus your cash cow means nothing. So please actually grow a brain cell which in this case seems quite hard for you to do and wake the fuck up. Yapping on about other bimbos/himbos looking ugly, yet look at you? Your dogs were out and about not long ago.
Get your big boy pants on, stop being a boneheaded man and listen to us, the player base that is filling your pockets. 

28.02.2024 09:37:59
Level 36
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 35874
Reputation: 16925
Posts: 342
28.02.2024 18:06:27

About Sweets attitude - Personally I have only known about Sweets behavior for a few months and that alone doesnt make me want to buy a membership. As a simple citizen, some of you in government can be really big assholes, or at least really catty. Why would I support that with cash?
Also, my bimbo is intentionally ugly. What happens to the intentionally ugly? Who decides who is intentional and who isnt? I wanted my sporty bimbo to look like she just got tf knocked out of her during her roller blading derby. Under Sweets suggestions, id be banned. When it comes to me and my characters, i dont really care about the fashion duels and if others find my characters ugly. I find my ugly character cute and at the end of the day thats what makes me happy so who cares? This place is adult Barbie(dot)com.. why is it being taken as seriously as a dictatorship?

28.02.2024 18:06:27
Why would you destroy your one website that survived 2+ years?
Level 135
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1963548
Reputation: 45963
Posts: 1084
29.02.2024 17:57:13

Pollyx wrote:
^^ important figure, as everyone on the site who is level 21 or higher is FORCED to vote in the PB election if they sign in that day. that means you only had 415 players above level 21 who signed in on the day of the last election, as again, you are FORCED to vote if you open the site, you can't skip it
Which is what i love about this site

29.02.2024 17:57:13

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here


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