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Miss Bimbo
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13707
Reputation: 7132
Posts: 31
13.01.2022 23:30:56

wanted to add that i'm also very upset about the name change and i think you should have asked the players' opinion first..
at least funny jokes save this situation lmao *happy xenomorph emoji*
and i hope that i won't lose my wife and friends because they won't be able to log in
funny jokes don't really help here anymore *sad xenomorph emoji*

13.01.2022 23:30:56
sorry that i'm naughty but this is how i live <3
Level 103
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 863909
Reputation: 136453
Posts: 1758
14.01.2022 00:15:01

guys, no offense but why do you care so much. i think it's funny.

14.01.2022 00:15:01
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28826
Reputation: 18632
Posts: 471
14.01.2022 00:45:13

Because we like the site and think the new name is shit?

14.01.2022 00:45:13

FullMiddle Malcomist
Level 21
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 7234
Reputation: 4491
Posts: 47
14.01.2022 01:08:41
FullMiddle Malcomist

Tbh its pretty cringey but like, imo I dont think its really a big deal lol

14.01.2022 01:08:41
Any pronouns
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8650
Reputation: 6766
Posts: 72
14.01.2022 04:07:26

if i may make an honest observation i think chris is looking 4 investors but doesnt rly know wut investors actually want >:/ didnt he try 2 make the site 16+ instead of 18+? i wuznt around but ive seen mentions of that
like.... if some1 is put off by the whole bimbo thing i dont think changing a letter iz gona get them on board? and companiez def don't have inclusivity or "wokeness" or whateva yall r complaining about on their minds. an online gayme a la webkinz based around a bimbofication fetish just izn't rly an attractive business prospect my dude!

14.01.2022 04:07:26
dance fucker dance like he never had a chance
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6284
Reputation: 4160
Posts: 9
14.01.2022 04:35:59

Miss Bimbo wrote:
To answer some questions - Ximboland is one of the last remaining politically incorrect non woke places on the internet.
We are standing almost alone. This is a bastion of free speech, fun and openness. Always has been. Thats at the core and part of Bimbo dna. Always has been.
i dont think you can both claim that your website is a free space for community and individuality, divorced from censorship and pandering to societal norms, while also bending over backwards to appeal to advertisers. i dont think that lines up lol. someone please explain to me what point was with this statement like am i missing something??

14.01.2022 04:35:59
artist, performer, lover, champion of kindness, fake news fighter, little german kid with propeller hat and lollipop, cat taking a nap, jojo fan, business man crying at computer stock image, the universe's specialest little boy, etc
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3887
Reputation: 3051
Posts: 46
14.01.2022 05:19:19

I'm new here, so I'm not as invested as most are, and yet I still feel terribly disappointed at the change. The name, the idea, are the reason we even came here. I enjoyed and appreciated this scene enough to spend real money to support it, and I planned to keep doing so, because I think content creators, even "free" ones, deserve my money when they've delivered value. I'm not sure that's the case anymore, and I think this bodes ill, when something absolutely central to the brand, like the word Bimbo can be discarded so easily. What other inconvenient things will be summarily nixed? I'm so tired of having things ruined, just to satisfy people who neither understand nor value a sub-culture and its fanbase.

Then, to be told that it means "elite bimbo" is just insulting. That's like playing with a kid who makes up new rules to the game, or who insists his made up superhero has all the powers, just so he always wins. These things work because people collectively buy into the story. You can't just arbitrarily pull something new out of your nose, call it better than the thing we all came here for, and expect us to gratefully accept it. We want to be bimbos, not something else.

14.01.2022 05:19:19
 Joan Holloway is everything I would love to be.
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 50968
Reputation: 32674
Posts: 1003
14.01.2022 06:39:29

Starscream gonna Starscream. Cersei gonna Cersei. Chris gonna Chris.

14.01.2022 06:39:29
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1078317
Reputation: 241212
Posts: 6634
14.01.2022 07:05:37

Just an observation on my part, but I haven't seen any adverts on any pages since the name changed.... Have all the advertisers run away???

I Love Bimboland and I hope that things can carry on as normal.. Read my profile to understand what it means to me.

In the mean time...

14.01.2022 07:05:37

I'm a socially awkward independent freethinker....
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16907
Reputation: 10444
Posts: 470
14.01.2022 07:06:26

I. Am going to be 100% honest and say I don't really care. I kinda like it tbh bc my first thought was aliens lol. I think a poll would have been nice tho. At least some kind of warning would have been great.

14.01.2022 07:06:26
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Frequently Asked Questions

What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here


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