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how is everyone doing, really? vent to me baby.

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499
Created
14.12.2019
Author
Freia Dysiac
em_dollbb
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 624
Reputation: 691
Posts: 13
Atheista
02.05.2021 04:01:20
em_dollbb

exams are coming up and im not ready for them. why are we even doing them?? they're going to be online and im not ready to fail ugh

02.05.2021 04:01:20
Em Doll
Dolly Alvah
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13925
Reputation: 6004
Posts: 16
Atheista
02.05.2021 12:28:31
Dolly Alvah

I have to stop skipping my workouts!!!!

02.05.2021 12:28:31
Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1272857
Reputation: 225577
Posts: 1496
Atheista
07.05.2021 23:07:58
Queerla

I made an outfit for the magical girl contest but have no partner! Does anybody wanna go in with me?
Queerla

07.05.2021 23:07:58
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
Wandalanda
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 960
Reputation: 858
Posts: 1
Atheista
08.05.2021 13:04:05
Wandalanda

Dolly Alvah wrote:
I have to stop skipping my workouts!!!!
Same, but in the end it will be worth it. Combining working out with watching television helps a bit staying motivated.

08.05.2021 13:04:05
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224444
Reputation: 313077
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
10.05.2021 19:12:53
CinnamonSugar

My glasses broke. The eye doctor's secretary doesn't think they're fixable. I bought the cheapest frames; lenses cost even more than the frames though. It's ridiculous how much lenses cost.

I have an old pair (7 years old). Hopefully  they will work in the meantime. 

10.05.2021 19:12:53
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
Living with depression? Connect with others at the Mental Health Check-in.
NocturnaHalliwell
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42173
Reputation: 27391
Posts: 124
Atheista
11.05.2021 23:04:44
NocturnaHalliwell

Oh, I really know how you feel. In rl I have to wear glasses too cuz without them I'm blind as a bat so yeah...
And once mine brok too. During a lecture. So that was worse than just unlucky.

11.05.2021 23:04:44
“But our love was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we
Of many far wiser than we
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.”
― Edgar Allan Poe, Annabel Lee
    


" Let's try to make it right, don't wanna start a fight
And we're so sorry if we give you all a little fright
We're not so scary if you see us in the daylight
You'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night "
" Die, die, we all pass away. Don't wear a frown 'cause it's really okay. You might try and hide, and you might and pray, but we all end up the remains of the day. " - Corpse Bride
"I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is." - Corpse Bride
"You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are." - Alice In Wonderland
"We Gladly Feast On Those Who Would Subdue Us" - The Addams Family
“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.” - Dracula
“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!” - Dracula
“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” - Edgar Allan Poe
“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” - Edgar Allan Poe
risotto
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14761
Reputation: 10725
Posts: 110
Atheista
12.05.2021 13:23:10
risotto

two different country and summer themes made it into the pbfc june poll but mine didnt Nobody hmu

12.05.2021 13:23:10


godless weightless
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40089
Reputation: 19886
Posts: 39
Atheista
13.05.2021 18:38:02
godless weightless

got fired the other day but i don't really care. should probably be on a mood stabilizer. love and light besties <3

13.05.2021 18:38:02
blud sucka
LizardKiwi
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30637
Reputation: 17188
Posts: 196
Atheista
19.05.2021 16:13:27
LizardKiwi

I wish I could just get on a plane and run away from my problems. Idk where, I just wish my problems weren't attached to me. 

19.05.2021 16:13:27
Call me Ezra pls :)
Strawberry Shortcake
Lei X
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35533
Reputation: 17159
Posts: 535
Atheista
20.05.2021 05:25:43
Lei X

em_dollbb wrote:
exams are coming up and im not ready for them. why are we even doing them?? they're going to be online and im not ready to fail ugh
HOLY SHIT ME
I'm "studying" for my biology exam right now. Should probably study for my other classes but I'm exhausted. I hate this so much. I need to drop out but I have to get a degree, that way I can get a job and move out already T^T

20.05.2021 05:25:43
     
 

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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Bimbo City

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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