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how is everyone doing, really? vent to me baby.

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498
Created
14.12.2019
Author
Freia Dysiac
xXXClarissaXXx
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20402
Reputation: 11327
Posts: 9
Atheista
01.06.2021 10:04:19
xXXClarissaXXx

Overwhelmed!! Nothing is actually happening, but my stupid brain is translating nothingness into everything-ness.

01.06.2021 10:04:19
*squeeks* debate me plz
Simon
Level 110
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1061916
Reputation: 75593
Posts: 240
Atheista
10.06.2021 20:42:37
Simon

like slayyyter once said, "im unhappier than ive ever been"

10.06.2021 20:42:37

Ppaw
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1145
Reputation: 868
Posts: 2
Antitheocra
11.06.2021 22:00:48
Ppaw

i feel stressed because of my final exams!! but I think I'm handling well? 

11.06.2021 22:00:48
Kenya Smellit
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3718
Reputation: 2689
Posts: 21
Atheista
15.06.2021 13:20:42
Kenya Smellit

xXXClarissaXXx wrote:
Overwhelmed!! Nothing is actually happening, but my stupid brain is translating nothingness into everything-ness.
I feel you, this is exactly how I feel at the moment, I can't seem to relax. 


15.06.2021 13:20:42

ashtray
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2902
Reputation: 2425
Posts: 8
Atheista
23.06.2021 18:59:03
ashtray

I called out of work cuz I feel like shit lol T_T 

23.06.2021 18:59:03
he/they
mealworm
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116454
Reputation: 60812
Posts: 1175
Atheista
13.07.2021 21:13:14
mealworm

i'm at a rly stagnant point in my life and despite living with my beautiful wife and always having her here for me, i feel lonely because she's all i have rn

13.07.2021 21:13:14
i do fear confusion and accidents
Bubblegumbabey2000
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10806
Reputation: 7034
Posts: 82
Atheista
20.08.2021 13:03:18
Bubblegumbabey2000

not great tbh I usually keep the state of my mental health to myself doing class remotely is incredibly difficult for me and I have no proper self-discipline so i've been sleeping far too much and barely doing my assignments I also have been binge eating lately and then I feel guilty over my weight but I have little control over my cravings and it makes me feel god awful. I need to get my prescription and am considering buying those gummy things that help with cravings

20.08.2021 13:03:18

Mad
Mad
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10427
Reputation: 7724
Posts: 14
Atheista
23.09.2021 08:20:36
Mad

been a while since i've been active, but my birthday is in a few days (Sept 25) and i turn 20!
i'm excited, but also a bit almost depressed? i don't have a job or go to college, so i feel useless in that sense...? i'm still trying to find jobs that will work with my needs (i have scoliosis, arthritis, and am prone to migraines; not to mention mental health) and schedule, but it feels hella hard when all jobs seem to be to able-bodied n healthy people, so i feel like a lost cause.
any advice n good vibes would be appreciated, tysm and ilysm

23.09.2021 08:20:36

Cotton Candy
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4733
Reputation: 4063
Posts: 123
Secville
23.09.2021 18:45:00
Cotton Candy

i'm so depressed that i can barely focus on school and got a 63 on my test :/
but i'm getting better and i'll eventually see a psychiatrist 

23.09.2021 18:45:00
LillyAnn
Level 235
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10829770
Reputation: 591458
Posts: 6338
Freethinkerland
23.09.2021 23:56:33
LillyAnn

Mad wrote:
been a while since i've been active, but my birthday is in a few days (Sept 25) and i turn 20!
i'm excited, but also a bit almost depressed? i don't have a job or go to college, so i feel useless in that sense...? i'm still trying to find jobs that will work with my needs (i have scoliosis, arthritis, and am prone to migraines; not to mention mental health) and schedule, but it feels hella hard when all jobs seem to be to able-bodied n healthy people, so i feel like a lost cause.
any advice n good vibes would be appreciated, tysm and ilysm
Maybe looking for a job which you can do online from home? It gives more chances to adjust it to suit your needs, especially if work time is not fixed. Other pros are you can eat and rest in time, get yourself comfortable working chair, no extra expenses for going to a workplace, no time waste on way to the workplace, and so on... It may also reduce the stress from fear of being late or dealing with other people in person while you don't feel like doing so.

Happy early b-day! :) You are still pretty young, these are wonderful years. Many chances and opportunities are in front of you and yet to be met.

23.09.2021 23:56:33

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