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how is everyone doing, really? vent to me baby.

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498
Created
14.12.2019
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Freia Dysiac
Selkie Queen
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 80958
Reputation: 27943
Posts: 138
Antitheocra
25.06.2023 12:18:46
Selkie Queen

My grandma died on the 17th and we had her funeral yesterday. There's part of me that's scared that since that part is over, the grief we experience won't receive as much sympathy. Grief doesn't end with the body being put to rest.

25.06.2023 12:18:46
。-ᆺ-。 <( Zzz)


Kandi Bardot
Level 275
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23011331
Reputation: 473372
Posts: 2020
Freethinkerland
25.06.2023 13:26:23
Kandi Bardot

I'm so sorry for your loss, Selkie Queen! ❤️ I lost my grandmother in October and I still miss her. ❤️ That a loved one has passed from natural causes or old age doesn't mean you can't mourn them for however long you need. Don't let others decide when your grief should end, but cherish the memories of your grandma and carry her with you in your heart forever. With time grief will turn into fond memories and your tears will come with a smile ❤️

25.06.2023 13:26:23
❤️ Love is the beauty of the soul ❤️
Selkie Queen
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 80958
Reputation: 27943
Posts: 138
Antitheocra
25.06.2023 20:21:07
Selkie Queen

Thank you Kandi ;w;

25.06.2023 20:21:07
。-ᆺ-。 <( Zzz)


niyola
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10408
Reputation: 7350
Posts: 118
Secville
02.07.2023 13:27:01
niyola

My condolences Selkie

02.07.2023 13:27:01

Crocheting Bimbo
Level 106
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 930937
Reputation: 172781
Posts: 1705
Freethinkerland
07.07.2023 23:30:29
Crocheting Bimbo

So sorry Selkie Queen for your Family's loss.I wish I could get my LAZY ASS Son-in-law to get off his ass and clean up the mess his kids make in my house.

07.07.2023 23:30:29
I will always let the child in me come out to play.

Behind every good Man is a great Woman telling him how to do it.












Dripppinggg
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8111
Reputation: 4575
Posts: 241
Freethinkerland
14.07.2023 04:37:34
Dripppinggg

Was just perusing the forums and saw this, and I just need to get this out into the void:

For context, my town (and my dad) are on the conservative side and I'm very...  skittles, so to speak, so naturally I didn't say anything about it to anyone. I'm just minding my own damn business navigating my way through who I am being part of the skittles squad a overall just healing from the damaging religious trauma and SA from earlier years. My dad for our Christmas present wanted to get us all new phones (I had been paying for my own data and bought my phone with my own money, but hey, I wasn't gonna refuse) and by Christmas time, lo and behold, shiny new upgrade.

Where the story takes a turn, my dad had also planted a kind of content watcher on it, and was able to go through some of my texts that I had with my then bf, who I sadly never heard from since the incident. Basically, I was just told by my own father, the one who is supposed to love me yadda yadda... that what I'm doing is against god, it's an abomination (all the very typical stuff)

At least I never had to find the courage to leave the closet, because I was grabbed by the throat and burst through the doors. What's worse is that he dragged my sister into it and threatened to tell my mom and brother and I'm done. I can't move out rn and barely financially independent enough to consider a move. It's been ages since the incident, yet I still just can't stand to be in his presence for a long period of time and he acts like everything is back to normal, and I feel like he only sees me as the mask I wear to keep him comfortable. Sorry for the long rant but GOD DAMN IT I FUCKING HATE IT.
I hadn't the chance to properly scream it out or process it since, so apologies for taking your time, and thank you for reading.

I hope with the best of intentions and all the love in the world none of you or anyone else should ever experience anything similar

14.07.2023 04:37:34
L(O,0)一    )*.。)).*。)


*casts gay. Take 1d4 slay damage*
xX_b4byg1rl_Xx
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17741
Reputation: 14740
Posts: 188
Atheista
14.07.2023 11:29:28
xX_b4byg1rl_Xx

It's been like almost a year since I logged in on here and I'm so happy to be back. It's always exam season when I decide to come back here and I just found out I failed all three of my July exams. I don't think I'll be able to secure a scholarship for next year because of this (unless I somehow manage to pass 8 exams in August) which means I'll have to give  up in my dream school and drop out. My parents have been paying my tuition this year, but they won't do that anymore and I don't think I'll be able to balance a minimum wage job which will barely cover the expenses and schoolwork. It's now or never I guess. I'm really scared.

14.07.2023 11:29:28
i hope you see at least one cat today <3
space_pirate666
Level 57
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 146975
Reputation: 38207
Posts: 912
Antitheocra
16.07.2023 07:20:09
space_pirate666

I hope everyone’s doing relatively well now. Sorry for your loss Selkie Queen and good luck with the rest of your things b4bygirl and Chrocheting Bimbo… kids do be kids so :DDDD
anyway lesson of the week for me is:
Getting ill in general < being sick at home < being sick on vocation 
because now I’m drinking HOT tea left and right while it’s 35Celc outside and I’m loving it. Really. Why am I such a masochist. Oh well. More things to remember…  

16.07.2023 07:20:09
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Sachemvgggdfgfx
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2822
Reputation: 1966
Posts: 12
Atheista
16.07.2023 19:11:13
Sachemvgggdfgfx

I'm doing pretty good, I got my navel pierced the other day and I'm really excited. And I'm super sunburnt from tanning LOL. Also you have my condolences Selkie, I hope you're doing better <3

16.07.2023 19:11:13

g0ose_lord
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 149113
Reputation: 10760
Posts: 104
Agnostica
21.07.2023 02:25:14
g0ose_lord

I am doing shit, especially today when my email booted me out of my old account on here, I am so immensely disappointed, now I'm poor again and have to start over again

21.07.2023 02:25:14

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