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how is everyone doing, really? vent to me baby.

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498
Created
14.12.2019
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Freia Dysiac
space_pirate666
Level 57
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 146975
Reputation: 38207
Posts: 912
Antitheocra
13.08.2023 15:59:51
space_pirate666

Good luck Yaz! Last time I was to a friends wedding (as a guest tho) and it lasted 6pm-2am so 8h isn’t as bad I think 
BloodyxRomance… I think you’re better off ppl like that embrace what u have and make best outta it
and I CANT WAIT FOR HALLOWEEN. Anyone else?!?

13.08.2023 15:59:51
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Tinylovevvitch
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 61731
Reputation: 34065
Posts: 140
Antitheocra
24.08.2023 01:48:49
Tinylovevvitch

I’m glad you still had fun with your friend @yazabelle. Having anxiety or just overthinking overall sucks when it comes to situations with people you care about. At least you still managed to pull through for your friend’s special day, and I know she probably appreciated you being there for her!

Also @space_pirate666 I’m already buying the pumpkin flavored food, making pumpkin spice coffee, seeing the leaves fall on the ground, and trying to get my partner watch Halloween movies with me now (we love horror and all that stuff, but he says it’s not close to Halloween yet to share the excitement yet). It was also my anniversary with him today of 7 years! 

24.08.2023 01:48:49

Learn to swim
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 99460
Reputation: 26564
Posts: 289
Freethinkerland
24.08.2023 14:51:34
Learn to swim


I was writing a full poem here, but then without a second thought I erased it D: Just a mark now so you know I was venting to myself here. Very important yesyes.

24.08.2023 14:51:34

Hagure
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4686
Reputation: 3848
Posts: 35
Atheista
27.08.2023 04:15:26
Hagure

I'm a loner both online and irl ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧ I wish I had more connections 

27.08.2023 04:15:26
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snegl
Level 7
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 240
Reputation: 777
Posts: 26
Agnostica
28.08.2023 19:56:06
snegl

BloodyxRomance wrote:
lately, i've realised that people write to me only when they need something. it's always me writing first. poeple who i consider my closer friends don't care about me that much. my one friend wrote to me because they wanted a disscount somewhere and in order to get it someone has to make a acc or smth, i've been trying to meet with them since january and they always can find excuses.''i have to study' GIRL you literally go out drinking with others all the time. it feels so lonely rn.
This hurts to hear :( if it means anything, this internet stranger will hear you out if you ever want to chat.

28.08.2023 19:56:06
lissyliss
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11956
Reputation: 5690
Posts: 23
Freethinkerland
01.09.2023 13:32:20
lissyliss

I spent real money to get clothes for the pxfc contest and when i wanted to pay the registration, it said it was only for level 16+ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im angry for not reading before doing anything else D:
and the worst part is im only 2 levels behind xD and since im a broke bitch i cannot still spend money lololol

01.09.2023 13:32:20
                               
space_pirate666
Level 57
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 146975
Reputation: 38207
Posts: 912
Antitheocra
04.09.2023 19:14:20
space_pirate666

Lmao this weeks been terrible and yes ik it’s only Monday but damn… happy (upcoming) Tuesday hope alls well with you guys

04.09.2023 19:14:20
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2cute4uboo
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14453
Reputation: 9019
Posts: 309
Atheista
13.09.2023 06:46:37
2cute4uboo

tired, a lot of relationship issues with my abusive boyfriend and the guy i like. argues with my family ect. The good thing is i decided to clean my room for once which i never do and revamp. this week is def a cleaning week! (which i never had and haven't cleaned my room fully since i moved back in with my family) 

13.09.2023 06:46:37
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GardeniaFortuniana
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14995
Reputation: 7542
Posts: 82
Reasonopia
22.09.2023 14:37:25
GardeniaFortuniana

Why is finding a job so difficult?? This isn’t what they told me it would be like to study to become a teacher! They told me I would be necessary because no one studies this bullshit, but I guess I underestimated it.

22.09.2023 14:37:25
AudreyParker
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9476
Reputation: 6450
Posts: 76
Atheista
22.09.2023 19:59:06
AudreyParker

I'm genuinely so confused about what's going on here in ximboland lately <3 just logged back on for the first time in months to see the forums have been bombed and my fiance got banned out of the blue for seemingly no reason. It's a little freaky :')

22.09.2023 19:59:06

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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Pink

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
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May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
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Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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