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how is everyone doing, really? vent to me baby.

Posts
498
Created
14.12.2019
Author
Freia Dysiac
MoxieHun
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9626
Reputation: 7055
Posts: 117
Freethinkerland
02.05.2023 01:42:54
MoxieHun

I just put my baby's daddy on child support! Use these men because they will use you and leave you like a diamond in the dust.

02.05.2023 01:42:54

JulietStretton
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1374
Reputation: 1216
Posts: 5
Atheista
03.05.2023 22:07:15
JulietStretton

I'm working on that beach body, going gym nearly every day and fully changed my waiting habits, it's tiring, but i know it'll be worth it 

03.05.2023 22:07:15
Pls take ur head out of ur own ass and buy some bimbo dollars 
HugeCockLover
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7719
Reputation: 5972
Posts: 591
Freethinkerland
03.05.2023 23:53:31
HugeCockLover

I love pink but and wanted all my fits to be pink but gonna start to create other colour fits too. I got the cash from the craze and an artifact all I need is more fit slots

03.05.2023 23:53:31
Selkie Queen
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 80948
Reputation: 27933
Posts: 138
Antitheocra
05.05.2023 20:04:49
Selkie Queen

I'm graduating from college tomorrow and I'm kinda excited and proud but also these last few years have been so awful mental health wise I just kinda wanna close the door already. I feel kinda ashamed that I took longer even though I know I shouldn't be, especially since I changed majors and also had to deal with going to school during covid.

05.05.2023 20:04:49
。-ᆺ-。 <( Zzz)


2cute4uboo
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14443
Reputation: 9007
Posts: 309
Atheista
07.05.2023 11:42:14
2cute4uboo

tired asf-It's 5:00 AM here and I've been up since 11 PM...my schedule is fuckeddddd ...manifesting this hot guy I saw online to love me <33333 he's so hot n cute, he's like this nerd boy and ugh he's so cute. Nerd dick is soooo hot

07.05.2023 11:42:14
♡₊˚
ximboglizzy
Level 76
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 343851
Reputation: 26962
Posts: 733
Secville
09.05.2023 00:49:59
ximboglizzy

stupid as fuck but originally me and my bf + his cousins were supposed to go out to this weed cafe and i've been meaning to go to it for years and FINALLY i got the chance. i had school till 12:30 and needed time to get out of my scrubs and they ended up going early in the day. ended up missing out on that and last minute they told me they were going to go play golf. at our fucking age??????? the outfit i had planned wouldn't be golfing appropriate but whatever fuck that, ended up not going to that cause i was told my purpose at golf would be to just watch while my stupid ass boyfriend acts like hes the next tiger woods. ''you can maybe have a few swings'' why not ''YES BABE, COME HERE ASAP AND WE TAKE TURNS! WE WANT YOU THERE SO FUCKING BADLY, MY DICK IS BURSTING JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU PULLING UP'' AIYAAAAAAAAAAA. now they're all meeting at my boyfriends apartment cause a cousin has to pick something up and i cant make my grand entrance and i'm genuinely pissed. like i'm so fucking pissed off. i'm letting this all out while theyre 2 mins away.

09.05.2023 00:49:59
click the magic leaf -> 
soffety
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8494
Reputation: 6576
Posts: 31
Atheista
09.05.2023 12:16:35
soffety

ugh okay here we go...

i'm writing my BA thesis right now and have to hand it in by the end of the month and i'm BEHIND. i'm so stressed but i simply can't seem to focus. my love life is in shambles and i'm in a constant state of stress.

in the beginning of the year i got back together with my ex, who i dated and lived with from 2019 - may 2022. we were only broken up for like 9 months, but those months were EXCRUCIATING. i was the one breaking up, because i felt we had a trauma bond which is still very much true <3333 but i don't know how to live without him bc i'm a dumb bitch, but he's also an asshole so that's great. 

when we weren't together we both dated other people. i dated a guy from my uni class, which was also extremely fucking stupid because we're in the same friendgroup and now things are... weird to say the least. my ex is involved in politics, and he dated a girl from his party, but they only dated for like a week lol. we both dumped the other people when we decided to get back together, and the guy from my class didn't take it too well, even though we only hung out like twice a month. i think he's doing better now tho<3 but his girl is NOT TAKING IT WELL AT ALL..... she keeps flirting with my man, asks if he wants nudes and shit, but i made him stop responding to her. they still have to see each other at meetings tho, and she keeps talking shit about me to him even though she doesn't even know me like we have never spoken. i feel like she blames me, when he might be the one to blame instead. and he does nothing about it, he just lets everyone in the party talk shit about us, and i feel like he should stand up for me and himself and us.

a couple of weeks ago we also went out to drink, and his friends from the party joined. the ex girl didn't, but her girlfriends did. i joined with my girlfriend, and the friends of the ex girls were so rude to my friend like wtf, she has nothing to do with all of this drama.... honestly i can't deal with this anymore, i feel like me and my friends are personally victimized by because of my ex boyfriends choice to get back with me, and i feel like me and ESPECIALLY not my friends are to blame. and i feel like new shit is constantly happening and going on, so i have no focus left for my BA, which IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING RN ughhhh 

09.05.2023 12:16:35

reivalentine
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 282399
Reputation: 127711
Posts: 766
Agnostica
09.05.2023 16:51:53
reivalentine

Super long day of work today from morning to midnight. Overtime due to my country's multiple holidays and had lots of problems to solve at my company.

I am so glad and grateful today that Ximboland and everyone here is awesome to be with. ♥️

Keeping a browser window open and chatting with everyone kept me working good till tonight. ♥️

A pleasant Good Night to everyone and do have a good rest too. ♥️

09.05.2023 16:51:53
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For me in contests: Participation only. No diamonds please. Only Banners. Thank you. ♥️
Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107222
Reputation: 64235
Posts: 2732
Atheista
14.05.2023 05:44:54
Heydi

I cant keep up, I think I may actually fail this class, and will have wasted so much money, along with having to repeat it, setting me back timeline wise. I cant see how I am meant to get a job with so little free time. I dont even have time to see my friends anymore.

14.05.2023 05:44:54
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
reivalentine
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 282399
Reputation: 127711
Posts: 766
Agnostica
14.05.2023 09:08:38
reivalentine

Dear lovely Heydi, please do not worry. You will do great in the end. ♥️
I repeated class, passed at second try as already know half of subject. Repeats are normal and happens to everyone. ♥️

Do keep talking to us in Ximboland. We may not see face to face but we'll try to help. Thank you for working hard for your future and making the future better for all of us too. ♥️

14.05.2023 09:08:38
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For me in contests: Participation only. No diamonds please. Only Banners. Thank you. ♥️

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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