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how is everyone doing, really? vent to me baby.

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498
Created
14.12.2019
Author
Freia Dysiac
awaluvz
Level 10
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 714
Reputation: 698
Posts: 40
Reasonopia
07.01.2023 14:54:24
awaluvz

slowly getting better, still feel like i'm not supposted to be here though

07.01.2023 14:54:24

Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1272832
Reputation: 225554
Posts: 1496
Atheista
07.01.2023 17:03:33
Queerla

I'm in week 3 of uterus shenanigans which I don't love, but I have some new art supplies to play with and I'm excited about that!

07.01.2023 17:03:33
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 106712
Reputation: 36313
Posts: 543
Secville
07.01.2023 20:45:43
valentinesux

doing.....okay, i guess. low self esteem literally killing me. very lonely and still upset/regretful about shit that went down a few months ago. wish i had closure

07.01.2023 20:45:43
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 (xmas gift from the lovely @filibabie <3)

  (made by @Bimbl6 <3)





alexa pro
Level 73
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 308669
Reputation: 89262
Posts: 1199
Atheista
08.01.2023 22:37:44
alexa pro

been waiting nearly a month for my reapplication to be accepted to the college i used to go to and i'm getting kind of antsy about it :( they award financial aid next month and i just wanna know if i got back in or if they reject me, i can start looking at another school ://

08.01.2023 22:37:44
juno
he/hymn
like forum posts!!

Miss Mayday
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2496
Reputation: 1989
Posts: 5
Freethinkerland
10.01.2023 06:14:42
Miss Mayday

I am constantly up and down despite not much going on in my life because I think I have a fear of not staying productive. It sort of feels like I can never actually breathe because there's always a giant wave ready to hit as soon as I stop swimming to enjoy how something feels. In the terms on what is happening though, I've been without a job for about 10 months now after I moved away from my parents to be with my grandparents and we go through times where it's rough to afford food and shelters have been giving food that's gone bad or have physical contamination. I almost bit into a sandwich that had a bread tie in it and I was just so glad it was me and not a child or my grandparents. Jobs often ghost me and don't even pay me any mind so my depression has grown a bit too much and the only thing keeping me going is the fear of metaphorically drowning...on the bright side though, I'm almost done with my GED and my room is cleaner because I've been a bit manic...ahahaa maybe I have finally lost it :)

10.01.2023 06:14:42
Heheheheheheheheeheheheheheheehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehhehehehe, precisely.
filibabie
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 75164
Reputation: 23120
Posts: 828
Secville
14.01.2023 00:22:50
filibabie

started working out regularly again n it feels rlly good<3 gonna smash my dl pr soon!!!! i can feel it!!!

14.01.2023 00:22:50
on wednesdays, thursdays, fridays, saturdays, sundays, mondays and tuesdays, we wear pink x <3
Irisia
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 41555
Reputation: 17573
Posts: 92
Freethinkerland
14.01.2023 06:30:11
Irisia

Just quit one of the shittiest jobs I've ever had by far, doing my best to ride out the last few weeks without having another breakdown but I can't wait until it's over. But on the plus side I'm looking forward to my new job, and really enjoying learning to crochet lately and making an effort to get back to doing various art stuff this year.

14.01.2023 06:30:11
dunk my balls in some thousand island dressin, cause i got depression
cuntrarian
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15938
Reputation: 8598
Posts: 22
Atheista
14.01.2023 07:02:12
cuntrarian

tryna break my bad habits of isolating and wallowing in self loathing. i'm starting training for my first job i've had in a while, which i'm nervous about but ready to be productive. i didn't do the "homework" my therapist asked me to do cuz i apparently have a phd in procrastinating. i'm meeting with a friend tomorrow. literally the only friend i haven't cut myself off from. my anxiety is bad cuz i'm terrified i'll do something to make her hate me or think i'm boring. i'm not sure how, since we're just going to a museum, but i feel like i can still find a way to fuck up.
also, @Irisia (I don't know how to reply to people on forums yet, bear with me) I'm getting into crochet rn too! I'm looking at clothes patterns since i never end up using the bags/stuffed animals i make. only problem is a lot of them require me to measure myself, which is a BIG NOPE for me. maybe i'll do another hat or fingerless gloves...

14.01.2023 07:02:12
no one tell me what willful ignorance is
filibabie
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 75164
Reputation: 23120
Posts: 828
Secville
15.01.2023 21:19:50
filibabie

terrible im doing fucking terrible lol :p

15.01.2023 21:19:50
on wednesdays, thursdays, fridays, saturdays, sundays, mondays and tuesdays, we wear pink x <3
alexa pro
Level 73
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 308669
Reputation: 89262
Posts: 1199
Atheista
16.01.2023 18:51:19
alexa pro

with the weather rapidly changing and getting colder the nerve damage in my foot/ankle is making it really hard to walk again without any pain. i really wish there was a solution to it but i'm kind of stuck being in pain for the rest of my life and it's really ruining my mood :////

16.01.2023 18:51:19
juno
he/hymn
like forum posts!!

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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