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how is everyone doing, really? vent to me baby.

Posts
498
Created
14.12.2019
Author
Freia Dysiac
Spezel
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7298
Reputation: 5817
Posts: 38
Atheista
19.07.2022 20:18:06
Spezel

I depressed and tired. But i am visiting doctor. I want to start therapy...

19.07.2022 20:18:06
big_t1ttyh0nk_ers
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14450
Reputation: 9220
Posts: 131
Atheista
19.07.2022 23:28:43
big_t1ttyh0nk_ers

im pretty sure i need some sort of therapy cus i think there's something wrong with me, but therapy is expensive lol


19.07.2022 23:28:43

DGR
DGR
Level 23
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 8965
Reputation: 6491
Posts: 24
Atheista
23.07.2022 04:01:56
DGR

I have a horrible kidney infection that's kept me in bed for a week now. I've had to go to the ER and be on IV drips and take tons of meds and ice baths to keep fever at bay. My birthday is in 2 days and I'm just rescheduling my plans for next month because I'm too sick. :[
That's why I rediscovered my bimbo in it's new form, because I've been so in need of more things to do while in bed.

23.07.2022 04:01:56
jaded west
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12618
Reputation: 10505
Posts: 235
Atheista
24.07.2022 04:26:47
jaded west

god awful headache and ive had a spike in anxiety the past few weeks :/ 

24.07.2022 04:26:47
xs by rina sawayama
uvus
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10082
Reputation: 7501
Posts: 138
Atheista
24.07.2022 15:01:30
uvus

I'm so confused 

24.07.2022 15:01:30

hyenami
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3529
Reputation: 2874
Posts: 6
Atheista
24.07.2022 20:17:28
hyenami

broke and depressed xoxo

24.07.2022 20:17:28
❥ 崩れてゆく前に ~
⠀⠀ ⠀✎ ⁱᶠ ⁱ ᵍᵃᵛᵉ ᵘᵖ ᵒⁿ ᵇᵉⁱⁿᵍ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ, ⁱ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʰᵒʷ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵃˡⁱᵛᵉ
Jinny2223
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1978
Reputation: 2335
Posts: 104
Reasonopia
24.07.2022 21:34:10
Jinny2223

feeling hopeless 

24.07.2022 21:34:10

Kai1
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10304
Reputation: 6842
Posts: 68
Atheista
26.07.2022 21:23:29
Kai1

ok i really need to vent today. for context, i have a mental disability and it affects me so bad that i go to a dayhab during weekdays because its like a community center where they help adults with mental disabilities. so theres this guy that goes there, and he has me on my LAST STRAW. he behaves SO BAD and loves to act like the rudest and grossest person ever. i could seriously list on and on all of the disgusting and rude things he does all day everyday. he has ZERO redeeming qualities. i gave up on trying to be his friend a long time ago. and now i think im giving up on simply tolerating him at all. because i feel like i dont deserve to have to be around someone who acts so horrible. and all the other people who attend the dayhab do not deserve to deal with it either. ive talked to the people who work there and nothing ever changes. i know life isnt fair but dammit, this feels so unfair. he, myself, and everyone else who goes there are all mentally disabled adults, but he is the ONLY one who does this shit. how is this acceptable?! am i missing something? like, is there something that i am just unable to comprehend about this situation because my brain just doesnt know how? advice greatly appreciated!!!

26.07.2022 21:23:29

Vendetta
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42792
Reputation: 22791
Posts: 279
Atheista
27.07.2022 00:18:33
Vendetta

Not quite a vent, but sad we're losing the olympics T_T 

27.07.2022 00:18:33
xXxFEDORALORDxXx
Level 6
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 216
Reputation: 191
Posts: 5
Atheista
28.07.2022 07:57:20
xXxFEDORALORDxXx

im in between a state of not being ready for a big decision and not even being sure if its gonna work out for me. I hope it does

28.07.2022 07:57:20
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