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how is everyone doing, really? vent to me baby.

Posts
498
Created
14.12.2019
Author
Freia Dysiac
drgstorecowboy
Level 61
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 176177
Reputation: 88661
Posts: 3247
Atheista
20.06.2022 11:17:20
drgstorecowboy

really shitty rn, nobody wants to hire me lmao

20.06.2022 11:17:20
a transmasc who takes care of their bimbo 
XoraMinx
Level 15
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 2304
Reputation: 2047
Posts: 7
Atheista
22.06.2022 14:35:53
XoraMinx

kinda nervous. i'm starting a new career path and its just very nerve-wracking for me. big change has always been super scary for me. i'm really hoping i adjust well and the anxiety from it doesn't affect me too bad. 

22.06.2022 14:35:53

_Vivian_
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6344
Reputation: 5189
Posts: 104
Atheista
01.07.2022 05:28:45
_Vivian_

Been a bit emotionally unstable for no real reason lately. This game is really good for escapism though!

01.07.2022 05:28:45
xoxo she/they queen
freakingangel
Level 29
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 17726
Reputation: 11098
Posts: 17
Atheista
01.07.2022 16:06:03
freakingangel

Going thru a hellish bpd episode that’s lasted an entire week now where im manic & want 2 physically fight my mom for being an anti choice fake ally selfish cunt (and not like “cunt” in a good “wandas cunty vision” way she’s just a sad bitch) and im literally considering cutting her off completely buuuut like i’m being safe so like i’ll be fine whenever this stupid episode ends

01.07.2022 16:06:03
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Miss_Mercury
Level 67
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 234918
Reputation: 59932
Posts: 1764
Agnostica
01.07.2022 16:11:38
Miss_Mercury

I hope you get thru it freakingangel. I know how you feel I have BPD as well. I struggle a lot with relationships as well. Just try to stay where you can be alone and comfy. Eat some snacks and binge watch something. <3

01.07.2022 16:11:38
      
Moor
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4475
Reputation: 2979
Posts: 3
Atheista
04.07.2022 15:19:46
Moor

hello everyone, i am not doing so well... :( i was sick the last week and now i'm starting to get sick again, or maybe psychosymatically. i really always hope to get better, because i of course get smarter each year, but now i'm on my summer break from uni and don't have many plans for summer and i'm afraid of getting really depressed. i'm pms-ing right now, so maybe it's all not so terrible. i am laying in bed with someone right now (who is texting with their mum right now, now reading a manga) and that is nice but i felt really desperate and sad today.

04.07.2022 15:19:46

wittykitty
Level 5
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 80
Reputation: 79
Posts: 1
Atheista
04.07.2022 18:59:49
wittykitty

literally just walked out from a job I loved so much bc I was getting bullied so baldy by a fellow coworker. pretty much all of the friends I have are through this job and I have been way too scared to reach out to. anyone for the past few. days


04.07.2022 18:59:49
3mm1e
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3210
Reputation: 2058
Posts: 12
Atheista
05.07.2022 03:35:05
3mm1e

i got broken up with and im having really aggressive self-sabotage thoughts. I've been mentally and emotionally distant from everyone for weeks now because the idea of going out with friends causes me so much anxiety. my bc meds arent doing what they're supposed to, I'm dealing with a bedbug infestation, I have no real friends, and I'm honestly just in pain most of the time. I display signs of a serious mental disorder (I'm guessing BPD but cant officially say) and no one is taking my mental or physical health seriously. I'm honestly just scared and exhausted 

05.07.2022 03:35:05
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antimony
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1316
Reputation: 928
Posts: 3
Atheista
05.07.2022 21:51:52
antimony

mentally, not doing the best, but got myself some cute clothes and a piercing (irl lol) and am getting back on my adhd meds so we're moving!

05.07.2022 21:51:52
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xGiuu_
Level 15
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 2556
Reputation: 2076
Posts: 2
Atheista
06.07.2022 19:21:33
xGiuu_

i'm getting ready to go to a party at college and idk, i told my friends i wasn't gonna drink just smoke weed and chill but i'm now realizing it might be harder than i thought... i've always had a problem with alcohol but for some reason it's gotten *SO MUCH WORSE* over the last few months, like i can't ever drink without blacking out and worrying everyone around me </3 it got to a point last week i had to be taken to the hospital by the police at my campus (i study at a public university in brazil and there's always tons of police around) and i didn't even tell anyone as i usually would bc i'm just so embarassed.. now i'm scared something like that will happen again today, at least my best friend will be there and they said they'll be watching over me, if i decide to drink they'll make sure i don't drink too much, BUT STILL it makes me feel so bad like i'm some annoying kid that needs to be taken care of when actually i'm a 22 year old person who has no control over such basic stuff asdfghjkl i just hope everything works out, shoutout to my fellow alcoholics

06.07.2022 19:21:33

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
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What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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The Forum.

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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