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how is everyone doing, really? vent to me baby.

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498
Created
14.12.2019
Author
Freia Dysiac
xxnanaxx
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3663
Reputation: 2677
Posts: 7
Atheista
13.05.2022 05:17:06
xxnanaxx

I'm doing kinda 50/50. My mental health is much better than last year thanks to my amazing partner (long distance sucks tho, we won't see each other until october and hopefully again in december). My physical health on the other hand is going through it. I'll have an at home heart monitoring at the end of this month and another appointment at the beginning of next month so maybe I'll finally find out why my heart's so fucked up!

13.05.2022 05:17:06
lcve
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2170
Reputation: 1604
Posts: 5
Atheista
15.05.2022 21:31:13
lcve

wish i wasn't still in love with them. we broke up last night and we're planning to be friends but literally mid-breakup they were like "do you still wanna watch barry together tomorrow?" like jhvsdihvbisdbi pls a little time to process??? i am literally in love with you, i can't just be your bestie less than 24hours after the breakup

OH and they complimented my intuition before dumping me dhfsgm

15.05.2022 21:31:13
aria_maine
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3495
Reputation: 1821
Posts: 5
Atheista
15.05.2022 23:48:48
aria_maine

im struggling to find a job right now and having problems with not only my future apartment, but the people im staying with right now. not doing too hot and im not sure what to even do

15.05.2022 23:48:48
aria maine <3
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33653
Reputation: 12898
Posts: 278
Atheista
16.05.2022 00:18:56
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX

no job, might drop out of school...... :-S I'm applying to places though! planning to work for a bit and sort out my career (+ work on my art, even as just a side gig if i can manage it...). Hopefully I can get a 'tism diagnosis and maybe get some accommodation accessibility, and maybe i'll go back to school then, but the last couple years have made classes really hard for me, even though I really enjoyed it and was doing well before the pandemic :-( but yk, life hits you with some shit sometimes and you just gotta roll with the punches! trying to stay optimistic definitely helps :-) wish me luck on applications guys <3

16.05.2022 00:18:56
 
Angela Sinner
Level 18
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 4285
Reputation: 3823
Posts: 103
Atheista
16.05.2022 12:45:11
Angela Sinner

A couple of my family members have cancer & I’ve had multiple grandparents pass away this year from it already. Also I have COVID so it’s not going super great.

I try to keep a relatively positive attitude all things considered, because at least I have a successful career so I am financially stable and I am also in a happy, healthy relationship.

Yin and Yang type sh*t.

16.05.2022 12:45:11
Do literally WHATEVER you want honey, as long as you’re not hurting anyone! <3
Accepting of EVERYONE

~ Angela Sinner x
YaBoi
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13313
Reputation: 5873
Posts: 9
Atheista
17.05.2022 03:00:14
YaBoi

Broke up with a p.o.s and still dealing with the fact they sent three people after me and I have to keep working with those people even through knowing they all want me dead. Now I feel like nobody around me wants to stay around me. Wish I never got into that relationship.

17.05.2022 03:00:14
stickyfingers
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4730
Reputation: 3188
Posts: 7
Atheista
17.05.2022 13:15:55
stickyfingers

A lot of assignments, and the number of papers I have to write went up from 2 to 4 its also exam week struggling fr 

17.05.2022 13:15:55


dummydolly
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9372
Reputation: 8262
Posts: 137
Atheista
18.05.2022 17:05:26
dummydolly

i'm doing a lot better than my last check in. my mom is ok.
i got my nexplanon/bc implant out and i feel like shiiiiiiiiiiiiit tho. 

18.05.2022 17:05:26
bigjuicetheangel
j0er0ganp0dcast
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1443
Reputation: 1171
Posts: 10
Atheista
18.05.2022 19:57:04
j0er0ganp0dcast

lots of deaths happening lately and mental issues but other than that!! fine!

18.05.2022 19:57:04
MothmansSpouse
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18143
Reputation: 9597
Posts: 30
Atheista
19.05.2022 06:49:22
MothmansSpouse

oh god I need this. Also, if you're my sibling reading this, no you're not. you're skipping this <3

I'm home from college rn and I completely forgot how much I hate being in my house. It's tiny, cramped, and I feel like everyone is constantly listening to everything I say and do and is constantly judging me. I don't have the healthiest relationship with food because of my family and I didn't realize how much I had broken away from what was considered "normal" in my family until I came back. Now I'm stressed all the time because I'm having to constantly reminding myself that it's ok to eat and while the constant reminders are helping, I can also tell that the reminders are only helping so much and by the time summer is over I'm gonna have to redo a lot of the work I've already done in the past.
I'm disabled and because it's invisible, I constantly have people trying to tell me that I'm fine or have them insist that I can be "fixed" when I can't and it's so tiring. I got used to being at college where I had friends who supported me and understood that I knew my body better than they did and now that I'm home I just have my mother essentially telling me that it's my fault that I'm like this and I hate it so much.
It's also really hard for me to get time away from my family because I don't really go out much and when I do someone insists on coming with me. I've started trying to go on walks or bike just to get time alone, but I feel like they're just gonna start inviting themselves and won't let me say no to them coming with me. And I can't even walk or bike for as long as I want to because of my disability and it's really frustrating because I essentially have to choose between my mental and physical health because of it :(

19.05.2022 06:49:22
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