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how is everyone doing, really? vent to me baby.

Posts
498
Created
14.12.2019
Author
Freia Dysiac
Dogma
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16077
Reputation: 11743
Posts: 64
Atheista
08.07.2022 14:49:19
Dogma

Shit really, anxiety levels have been at a maximum since my grandma saw my self harm scars. They´re old, the most recent 2 years old. I don't want to cause her pain, I love her so much. She took it well but I still feel extremely bad.

08.07.2022 14:49:19
mother help me there's a head attached to my neck and i'm in it
NekoBoiNyan
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16594
Reputation: 12542
Posts: 104
Atheista
09.07.2022 17:04:20
NekoBoiNyan

Like utter garbage honestly. Feeling ugly, large and tired. My parents came to visit me and I don't like being around them since they don't accept me as I am. Having to put up with all the misgendering, homophobia and comments about my weight is just too much for me. I wish I could just not talk to them ever again. 

09.07.2022 17:04:20


emmaleeigh
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2684
Reputation: 2265
Posts: 5
Atheista
10.07.2022 20:25:29
emmaleeigh

im okay just bored most of the time

10.07.2022 20:25:29
lobsterin
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7244
Reputation: 5478
Posts: 10
Atheista
10.07.2022 21:10:10
lobsterin

kinda bored but i don't get too emotional anymore so that's good, even though i'm a little touch deprived and i wanna make some more irl friends and find a partner. it's been my birthday recently and i didn't rlly want to celebrate it with anyone but my family but it was an okay day. i'm planning on making a little picnic and buying some clothes and hopefully i'll be ok !!!

10.07.2022 21:10:10
Heax
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1157
Reputation: 1147
Posts: 12
Atheista
12.07.2022 00:54:03
Heax

Well, I Have an irl dillema in which, I am a part of a trio. My best friend and one of my guy friends, my guy friend is attractive and my best friend has told our other close friends and me except for him that she has a crush on him. She says that nothing but a friendship will come from her crush (she's being realistic). I had known him for a few months before her and became a little close with him. I have found him attractive and could never decipher my feelings towards him and have only made jokes about how I feel about him. I like to spend time with both of them and honestly I'm happy with the friendship we've formed but recently I have just been wanting a deeper relationship with him, I know it probably will never happen and we will start working together this week, (yes I applied to where he works but not because of him.) Anyways just had to get it off my chest, in the end I just want to have a drama-free and fun summer. 

12.07.2022 00:54:03
 
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* 
ignorantkumquat
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4293
Reputation: 3653
Posts: 101
Atheista
17.07.2022 01:22:15
ignorantkumquat

Fighting the idea that I will continuously fail throughout my life and that its too late, I got fucked over and this is my life now. 

17.07.2022 01:22:15
1ndigo_n1ghtz
Level 7
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 235
Reputation: 118
Posts: 1
Atheista
17.07.2022 03:44:04
1ndigo_n1ghtz

To get straight to the point, I've contracted lymes disease. Im waiting on the blood work results to come back but going off how how my bug bite looked theres really no other thing it could be. I'm on antibiotics now but I cant help but still panic even though I caught it relatively fast. I'm not used to hospitals, medicine, or being super sick other than my common stomach problems which are more than enough for me. Whenever theres something even remotely wrong with me I act like a total baby about it cause who wants to be sick? Even worse I think my dog gave it to me because she's been giving all the signs of having it as well and I cant help but worry even more about her. I hope me and her don't have too painful experiences and will get back to normal soon.

17.07.2022 03:44:04
Lasagna
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 38188
Reputation: 21233
Posts: 123
Atheista
18.07.2022 11:44:40
Lasagna

Depression babyyy, I got it at like 15, or earlier can't really say lmao, now (20) I honestly don't remember what it felt like to be "happy" ? And most of my memories of childhood are getting destroyed. My parent's house doesn't look like anything it was before because my dad changed it and I don't even talk to him anymore. Also my neighborhood is getting destroyed, the two first buildings got turned into dust. I feel like there is no way I can be happy again, I'm losing every part that could remind me how it was before. And I don't know I can be happy because obviously I changed a lot since, so I have no idea how I can be "happy" now. It's something brand new, a completely unknown feeling. Here you go lmao was this good vent djfnqjdknff,doi. 

18.07.2022 11:44:40
No hetero bro

pussypoppin
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 905
Reputation: 798
Posts: 4
Atheista
18.07.2022 20:10:14
pussypoppin

nothing feels real anymore.

18.07.2022 20:10:14
you just got slayed  ★
Mary1210
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8936
Reputation: 7457
Posts: 111
Atheista
19.07.2022 20:01:02
Mary1210

I feel okay. Wbu?

19.07.2022 20:01:02

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