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how is everyone doing, really? vent to me baby.

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498
Created
14.12.2019
Author
Freia Dysiac
hexesandhoes
Level 10
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 797
Reputation: 920
Posts: 46
Atheista
18.11.2022 18:26:10
hexesandhoes

my vacation is coming to an end and I'm anxious to go back to work bc I really hate my job (customer service) :-(

18.11.2022 18:26:10
Misty Raven Melancholy
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4156
Reputation: 2890
Posts: 55
Atheista
21.11.2022 06:57:55
Misty Raven Melancholy

Just found out i'm emotionally dependent on someone I really care about to an unhealthy extent and having to grapple with that for both her sake and mine. So, not the best, but I am enjoying finding other sources of emotional processing

21.11.2022 06:57:55
My hands are of your color, but I shame to wear a heart so white.
Palooza
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1921
Reputation: 1558
Posts: 8
Atheista
26.11.2022 12:07:30
Palooza

Im not in a good relationship with my mom and i always were, is it just a part of getting older? 

26.11.2022 12:07:30
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snookiismyidol
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4488
Reputation: 3658
Posts: 13
Secville
28.11.2022 09:12:33
snookiismyidol

Moved from "What's on ur min?? Secville vent space", originally posted at 2022-11-28 03:25:17
sounds weird but lately ive been so motivated to actually get my life together and just improve everything about my self. tbh it'll probably be over in 2 days but ill enjoy it while it lasts

28.11.2022 09:12:33
muah <333
trinnnity
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9115
Reputation: 6783
Posts: 91
Atheista
28.11.2022 13:54:21
trinnnity

i can’t stop crying lately I want it all to end

28.11.2022 13:54:21

Emmalyn Colvert
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1821
Reputation: 1599
Posts: 8
Atheista
28.11.2022 21:10:13
Emmalyn Colvert

Palooza wrote:
Im not in a good relationship with my mom and i always were, is it just a part of getting older?

Omg I came here to vent about something rly stupid and shallow, but ur post and the one below (trinnity, I wasnt able to quote it) really got to me.

 I can relate to what you're saying about your mom, I always had the BEST relationship with my mom. I still love her so much but she has changed so much (not blaming her, life has been HARD on her). But yeah... Things feel... Different? Now that I'm all grown up it's like I see stuff so differently as well. 

And to you trinnity, I don't know whats going on but I hope you have someone to talk to. I'm sure there are lots of people in here who would love to offer support, me included!

I think I'll rant about my expensive dress being poor quality and totally wasted money some other day... I guess I got some perspective! Hugs to all



28.11.2022 21:10:13
DumbBitchJuice
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2750
Reputation: 2608
Posts: 42
Atheista
28.11.2022 23:48:23
DumbBitchJuice

Okay I'm bad at constructing and comprehending, so bare with me here. If I don't make any damn sense, I'll try my best to reword, just lmk.

Lately I've been having frequent wet dreams (at least 4) in a row and I'm too scared to tell my husband about them. Not because it'll upset him, but because of our... Well, sex life. I've gotten rather bored of all our toys including my trusty magic wand that I used to use every time we fucked. How does this have to do with how sex is with my husband? Well, I have the magic wand on my clit every fuck because he's... Not to brag but, he's bruised my cervix before and I often have to remind him how big and eager he is (how is this relevant? Magic wand helps me "open up" more and distracts me from minor discomfort because of his size and pace). He's a couple inches shy from a foot and that thing is THICK. I'm talking thicker than a Bad Dragon toy. As for me? Everything about me is small, and to top it off, I'm tight af and sometimes I dissociate because I have PTSD regarding sexual activities. Why not just masturbate? I can't get myself to feel good. In fact, I end up crying. Not because of pain, but because of sexual frustration. I'm about to lose my mind with my current situation, this never happened before and we're newly weds (1 year marriage, 20's age range) so I'm scared that telling him my dilemma might hurt his feelings. I don't know what to do.

28.11.2022 23:48:23
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Gyaruru
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1890
Reputation: 1546
Posts: 3
Reasonopia
29.11.2022 15:11:32
Gyaruru

Palooza wrote:
Im not in a good relationship with my mom and i always were, is it just a part of getting older? 

You and your mom have separate lives, it is part of getting older because when you get older you grow apart from the people you love. But, you have to remember that it’s completely okay for that to happen just remember all the good times instead of the bad ones <3

29.11.2022 15:11:32
hollisterjeans
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 82661
Reputation: 35926
Posts: 1261
Atheista
30.11.2022 00:40:58
hollisterjeans

i have what i believe is a kidney stone trying to escape rn. also i have a tummy ache. i have to work tomorrow and im worried that ill sleep terribly. i feel disconnected n uneasy 

BUT besides that im doin alright B^) this is actually not as bad as it could be.

30.11.2022 00:40:58
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DumbBitchJuice
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2750
Reputation: 2608
Posts: 42
Atheista
01.12.2022 22:12:48
DumbBitchJuice

I was supposed to get paid today from the government because I'm in a disability program. My husband had 1 too many paychecks so I got nothing. How the fuck am I supposed to do Christmas shopping? I was also really looking forward to buying Senator. FML. TT~TT

01.12.2022 22:12:48
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