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Xemocracy Arena
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215
Created
27.02.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270400
Reputation: 31986
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
11.03.2024 03:09:46
Iowa

the 3 day window for emigration passed so sweetasnuts fanboy and sweetasnuts forever have been banned as per the request of the real sweetasnuts.

11.03.2024 03:09:46
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
pierrot
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 50180
Reputation: 28410
Posts: 242
Antitheocra
11.03.2024 03:20:53
pierrot

this thread is literally a dumpster fire; what even happened here

11.03.2024 03:20:53
reanimated corpse of your dreams -☆゚. ・they/xe/he/it //. ・ ☆゚. ・

Dean Winchester
Level 35
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 31736
Reputation: 21835
Posts: 780
Reasonopia
11.03.2024 06:41:50
Dean Winchester

Hot Topica wrote:
Hot Topica
Smash

11.03.2024 06:41:50
SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8281
Reputation: 6924
Posts: 505
Atheista
15.03.2024 13:36:49
SweetasNuts parody

SweetasNuts fangirl account was unfairly banned and also had no warning to emigrate either. SweetasNuts fanboy and SweetasNuts FOREVER are the only ones that for warningt to emigrate. Teh more time goes on teh more tyrant the pink house goverment get.

SweetasNuts fanboy
wrote:
sweetasnuts said not to moderate forum posts in this section but this post contained an actual literal slur so i'm putting my foot down. sue me.

--iowa, 11/03/2024 at 2:58AM XL time
What an uncultered DUX angry swine your are. Unlike you, i SweetsasNuts have traveled to other countries, i didnt post slur fa**ot (notice i censored it for your snowflakness) is a food in the UK that date back over 100 years. Your testosterone fueled anger and ego has gone way over the line by seriously overstepping. Completely abuse of your tools and yet again undemrined this section and SweetasNuts by not only removing what you said was a slur which in context i used was food, which it is. The fa**ot wood was 1 word in the second sentence of my post not only that if i remember correctly there was also a small paragraph underneath. Whats you excuse for removing all of text and leaving a snarky statement aimed at SweetasNuts? You just proved by deleting all the text from my post you abuse your tools.
You should have never edited posts te h first time which should have you(iowa) and plush removed from your roles. You have done it again after SweetsasNuts posted:
 SweetasNuts wrote:
I have spoken to the Pink House and reminded them not to moderate or edit posts in this section.

A reminder to everyone - if you dont like conflict or criticism and if you cant handle hurty words/abuse then please do NOT post or read the posts and threads in the xemocarcy section of the forums. The rest of the forums are moderated under different rules so stay in that area and avoid this one please.
You went against him after he had to post publicly over teh first time after pink house messing up in this section and you yet think your better and above everyone including SweetasNuts by editing my post again oh wait you havent because edit would mean you edited the so called slur but you deleted all the text. Add my text back into my post which you had no right to remove. You should apologise publicly SweetasNuts for undermining him, to everyone for doing it again and to me for removing all the text from my post which should never had happened or you had any right to do.

Teh fact you have done it a second time should mean your instant removal. But funny enough i said this section wont be respected because you and plush broke the rules by moderating and not being punished for it made this section and decree weak which means no one has to care and it would turn into chaos.
This was posted by you;
 Iowa wrote:
if this section of the forum spirals into tyranny and censorship because i edited the pronouns used in a post i give mr. nuts himself my explicit permission to revoke my title of minister of justice.
you removed the text of my whole post with no reason or right to do so, then after you post above there was then violent post about punching transphobes and this all came after your first editing. You proved that you with the role you have is tyranny and censorship by your own words now you should be removed.



15.03.2024 13:36:49
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
KatieBoutique
Level 271
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 21023859
Reputation: 106046
Posts: 2940
Reasonopia
15.03.2024 15:03:20
KatieBoutique

Since SAN Fangirl was banned for making a single forum post
(banned through association?...sound familiar? Think C.Gang...)
The Slayyycast has invited the last living SweeasNuts Fan
To Host The Fashion CarCrash Ximbo TV Show which airs
as soon as the next Fashion Court Case Drops.

We are beginning to think it was all just some troll...that we have all been set up by some
Wizard of Oz type Q Illuminati puppetmaster who is
Laughing at everyone...me, you, SAN and his fans.

Let me say this to the Sweetster:  You need ALL THE FANS YOU CAN GET!
We'll wait for the next case to drop after the SM Election concludes.
Aprils Fools Day...perhaps?


15.03.2024 15:03:20
Katie Boutique - Ximbledon-Reasonopia Tennis Champion
“No one is better than me”  Ximbledon 2024
Plan R Mission accomplished.  Time elapsed 1 year 10 months 4 days
Dad
Dad
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 80244
Reputation: 33255
Posts: 208
Reasonopia
15.03.2024 17:01:09
Dad

Me when I'm an FTL dynasty/buttlice alt trying to incite SweetAsNuts into attacking his own government and instate one of the dynasty's minions as PB

EDIT: you guys should use your 20+ burner accounts to dislike my posts so it looks like a genuine ratio

SweetasNuts parody
wrote:
SweetasNuts fangirl account was unfairly banned and also had no warning to emigrate either. SweetasNuts fanboy and SweetasNuts FOREVER are the only ones that for warningt to emigrate. Teh more time goes on teh more tyrant the pink house goverment get.

SweetasNuts fanboy
wrote:
sweetasnuts said not to moderate forum posts in this section but this post contained an actual literal slur so i'm putting my foot down. sue me.

--iowa, 11/03/2024 at 2:58AM XL time
What an uncultered DUX angry swine your are. Unlike you, i SweetsasNuts have traveled to other countries, i didnt post slur fa**ot (notice i censored it for your snowflakness) is a food in the UK that date back over 100 years. Your testosterone fueled anger and ego has gone way over the line by seriously overstepping. Completely abuse of your tools and yet again undemrined this section and SweetasNuts by not only removing what you said was a slur which in context i used was food, which it is. The fa**ot wood was 1 word in the second sentence of my post not only that if i remember correctly there was also a small paragraph underneath. Whats you excuse for removing all of text and leaving a snarky statement aimed at SweetasNuts? You just proved by deleting all the text from my post you abuse your tools.
You should have never edited posts te h first time which should have you(iowa) and plush removed from your roles. You have done it again after SweetsasNuts posted:
 SweetasNuts wrote:
I have spoken to the Pink House and reminded them not to moderate or edit posts in this section.

A reminder to everyone - if you dont like conflict or criticism and if you cant handle hurty words/abuse then please do NOT post or read the posts and threads in the xemocarcy section of the forums. The rest of the forums are moderated under different rules so stay in that area and avoid this one please.
You went against him after he had to post publicly over teh first time after pink house messing up in this section and you yet think your better and above everyone including SweetasNuts by editing my post again oh wait you havent because edit would mean you edited the so called slur but you deleted all the text. Add my text back into my post which you had no right to remove. You should apologise publicly SweetasNuts for undermining him, to everyone for doing it again and to me for removing all the text from my post which should never had happened or you had any right to do.

Teh fact you have done it a second time should mean your instant removal. But funny enough i said this section wont be respected because you and plush broke the rules by moderating and not being punished for it made this section and decree weak which means no one has to care and it would turn into chaos.
This was posted by you;
 Iowa wrote:
if this section of the forum spirals into tyranny and censorship because i edited the pronouns used in a post i give mr. nuts himself my explicit permission to revoke my title of minister of justice.
you removed the text of my whole post with no reason or right to do so, then after you post above there was then violent post about punching transphobes and this all came after your first editing. You proved that you with the role you have is tyranny and censorship by your own words now you should be removed.




15.03.2024 17:01:09
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

Dean Winchester
Level 35
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 31736
Reputation: 21835
Posts: 780
Reasonopia
15.03.2024 17:54:45
Dean Winchester



15.03.2024 17:54:45
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5194683
Reputation: 73446
Posts: 1999
Reasonopia
15.03.2024 20:05:59
bxdcherri

Dean you gotta use .gif links for them to show up correctly <3

15.03.2024 20:05:59

SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8281
Reputation: 6924
Posts: 505
Atheista
15.03.2024 20:22:05
SweetasNuts parody

Where is the accountability for the minister of justice transgressions? About removing all texts from my post in the Ximboland Arena teh so called protected section from teh government and teh section in which it is supposed to hold them accountable? No one in the pink house has been held accountable.
I will not be quiet until justice is served and teh minister of juistice it removed and they should be according to its own words. (this topic is in the Ximboland Arena do not edit my post)


SweetasNuts fangirl account was unfairly banned and also had no warning to emigrate either. SweetasNuts fanboy and SweetasNuts FOREVER are the only ones that for warningt to emigrate. Teh more time goes on teh more tyrant the pink house goverment get.

SweetasNuts fanboy
wrote:
sweetasnuts said not to moderate forum posts in this section but this post contained an actual literal slur so i'm putting my foot down. sue me.

--iowa, 11/03/2024 at 2:58AM XL time
What an uncultered DUX angry swine your are. Unlike you, i SweetsasNuts have traveled to other countries, i didnt post slur fa**ot (notice i censored it for your snowflakness) is a food in the UK that date back over 100 years. Your testosterone fueled anger and ego has gone way over the line by seriously overstepping. Completely abuse of your tools and yet again undemrined this section and SweetasNuts by not only removing what you said was a slur which in context i used was food, which it is. The fa**ot wood was 1 word in the second sentence of my post not only that if i remember correctly there was also a small paragraph underneath. Whats you excuse for removing all of text and leaving a snarky statement aimed at SweetasNuts? You just proved by deleting all the text from my post you abuse your tools.
You should have never edited posts te h first time which should have you(iowa) and plush removed from your roles. You have done it again after SweetsasNuts posted:
 SweetasNuts wrote:
I have spoken to the Pink House and reminded them not to moderate or edit posts in this section.

A reminder to everyone - if you dont like conflict or criticism and if you cant handle hurty words/abuse then please do NOT post or read the posts and threads in the xemocarcy section of the forums. The rest of the forums are moderated under different rules so stay in that area and avoid this one please.
You went against him after he had to post publicly over teh first time after pink house messing up in this section and you yet think your better and above everyone including SweetasNuts by editing my post again oh wait you havent because edit would mean you edited the so called slur but you deleted all the text. Add my text back into my post which you had no right to remove. You should apologise publicly SweetasNuts for undermining him, to everyone for doing it again and to me for removing all the text from my post which should never had happened or you had any right to do.

Teh fact you have done it a second time should mean your instant removal. But funny enough i said this section wont be respected because you and plush broke the rules by moderating and not being punished for it made this section and decree weak which means no one has to care and it would turn into chaos.
This was posted by you;
 Iowa wrote:
if this section of the forum spirals into tyranny and censorship because i edited the pronouns used in a post i give mr. nuts himself my explicit permission to revoke my title of minister of justice.
you removed the text of my whole post with no reason or right to do so, then after you post above there was then violent post about punching transphobes and this all came after your first editing. You proved that you with the role you have is tyranny and censorship by your own words now you should be removed.



15.03.2024 20:22:05
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Dean Winchester
Level 35
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 31736
Reputation: 21835
Posts: 780
Reasonopia
15.03.2024 22:31:34
Dean Winchester

bxdcherri wrote:
Dean you gotta use .gif links for them to show up correctly <3
please god spare me the misery oif fixintg links

15.03.2024 22:31:34

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