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Katie Boutique’s Doctrine of Ximdependence

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
25
Created
31.03.2024
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271056
Reputation: 103707
Posts: 2802
Reasonopia
20.04.2024 12:23:10
KatieBoutique

Take the Silent Pledge and become a Card Carrying Member
of the Ximdependent Party

Just close your eyes and say..."I'm with Katie",
And about that "yuge" announcement...i forgot what it was.

K&S


20.04.2024 12:23:10
#NOTMYPRIMEBIMBO #NOTMYSTATEMINISTER #OCCUPIEDBIMBOLAND
#DIDYOUBRUSHTODAY?  #THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
#STEALDIAMONDSFROMTHEJEWISHBIMBO #STEALMYMONEYANDREPUTATION
Slayyyocrates
Level 57
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 141420
Reputation: 6623
Posts: 224
Freethinkerland
30.04.2024 05:20:42
Slayyyocrates







From Katie’s updated Program just now:

These are just three of the 600 + images I have made for this site.
There are also over 350 entires in Katie’s Ximboland Diary.
I have bought at least 100 treasury gifts for my friends and as top ups
i held 12 contests as a StateMinister and At least a dozen others as a Citizen.
I gave away 60,000 Diamonds when I was a state Minister of Reasonopia.
I spent $900 just during the last State Wars to catapult Reasonopia into Third place.
No way I was going to get beat by FreeThinkerLand!
There’s a lot more…like that Pincone investigation and trial…

but I wanna tell you something even more incredible than all that combined.

i decided I wasn’t going to join the I Hate The Owner Gang
and I decided I was going to be nice to him.
because he never did anything bad to me…and still hasn’t.
and Do you know what that little gesture of kindness cost me?

Every friend I had on this site.
Isn’t that breathtaking?

I’m running for Prime Bimbo now…and if I win…
Im going to blow your fucking minds.
I don’t hold grudges.  I plow forward…full steam ahead.

For Ximboland
Damn the Torpedoes!

Katie Boutique 


30.04.2024 05:20:42
Slayyyocrates for Prime Bimbo vote for me immediately!  Hurry!
Η παλάμη στο τέλος του μυαλού
Abu Hamza
Level 23
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 9488
Reputation: 8074
Posts: 395
Reasonopia
30.04.2024 10:22:03
Abu Hamza

sister katie has perfected her graphic design skills well. very impressive work considering she is working on windows vista and not the superior windows 95...

she would earn many coins and sheep in our village, possibly even replace wazir as lead village graphic designer.
 
if you want a muslim male eye opinion for your next graphics, i would include some glitter and maybe flowers (if possible roses or afghan poppy). flashing lights as well, always a big hit in the village.

peace be with you and inshallah you will recieve at least 3 votes in the election my sister.



30.04.2024 10:22:03
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6152
Posts: 421
Atheista
30.04.2024 20:31:36
SweetasNuts parody

Catie what friends did you have before SweetasNuts? if you has any it wouldnt be because of that dont throw all teh blame on SweetasNuts. its just you as a person that turn people off. take responsibility in your own personality traits! SweetasNuts is not to blame you are and you alone. get a grip!

30.04.2024 20:31:36
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271056
Reputation: 103707
Posts: 2802
Reasonopia
03.05.2024 05:13:22
KatieBoutique

There are probably many people here who have no idea what I’m doing here…
Now?  What is Katie going to do?  Cherri, Dad, and Kribby know.
Pivot.
To Plan B.  
Always have a Plan B.

That election was the most fun I’ve had here so far.  By a mile.  
Love you besties.  K

03.05.2024 05:13:22
#NOTMYPRIMEBIMBO #NOTMYSTATEMINISTER #OCCUPIEDBIMBOLAND
#DIDYOUBRUSHTODAY?  #THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
#STEALDIAMONDSFROMTHEJEWISHBIMBO #STEALMYMONEYANDREPUTATION

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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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