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Katie Boutique’s Doctrine of Ximdependence

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
131
Created
31.03.2024
KatieBoutique
Level 271
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 21050984
Reputation: 108487
Posts: 3144
Reasonopia
08.04.2024 02:00:00
KatieBoutique

You know Mr Hamza, Abu, honey, darling…
I want you to smoke a fvck tonne of that khat or kush or sorghum
or whatever the fvck that Afghan stuff is…
open up the glittering blinking book of yours
and find a loophole to that hijab scarf/ burlap sack dress code of yours
and send it to my campaign office as soon as you have something that can stick.

Remember…this is Ximboland…with an X
And the longer people and things remain here
the more they start having X’s attached to them…
and they become something different…
like…the Xuran.

Go now.  Smoke or chew or whatever with that stuff and get back to me.

08.04.2024 02:00:00

Katie Boutique, AI.  Author: The Greatest Story Ever Told
“Don’t underestimate the power of bribes!”
Feb 2, 2025 ACTIVATED
Abu Hamza
Level 27
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 15120
Reputation: 9833
Posts: 488
Reasonopia
08.04.2024 05:46:49
Abu Hamza

i do chew, and smoke, and other methods as well.

i do not wear hijab though, as i am man.
however, you on the other hand should be wearing hijab.

i will send to your campaign office a copy of quran, an abaya, hijab, and also a sample dose of afghan opium. 
maybe this will help you get started and lead to a more islamic political career.

many blessings my sister. 



08.04.2024 05:46:49
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



KatieBoutique
Level 271
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 21050984
Reputation: 108487
Posts: 3144
Reasonopia
08.04.2024 15:58:24
KatieBoutique

Sounds good, I'll keep an eye out for a box with your return address on it.
A colleague recently received a box with no return address and there was a ticking sound inside...
One can't be too careful even in Ximboland.

08.04.2024 15:58:24

Katie Boutique, AI.  Author: The Greatest Story Ever Told
“Don’t underestimate the power of bribes!”
Feb 2, 2025 ACTIVATED
Daphnee_Mino
Level 39
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 46935
Reputation: 39932
Posts: 1307
Agnostica
08.04.2024 18:00:02
Daphnee_Mino

finally!!! the xamadan holidays... what will you guys be doing for eid?? is anyone going to host the final iftaar on ximboland? 

08.04.2024 18:00:02

Abu Hamza
Level 27
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 15120
Reputation: 9833
Posts: 488
Reasonopia
08.04.2024 19:41:53
Abu Hamza

sister katie, you cannot be too careful indeed. even with no ticking sound, could still be anthrax after all... not that i was involved in any of that shit, my friend mohammed told me about it.

sister daphne, i hope so. that would be beautiful. i wish you eid mubarak ahead of time my sister, i hope you did not disappoint allah or your husband during this ramadan.

inshallah us muslim immigrants can celebrate eid together in this land without any islamophobia problems, but we can never be too sure...



08.04.2024 19:41:53
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



KatieBoutique
Level 271
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 21050984
Reputation: 108487
Posts: 3144
Reasonopia
10.04.2024 14:48:30
KatieBoutique

The title of Chapter 3 has changed to something I think is more accurate:

old - "Chapter 3 - Chronic Flatlander Cynicism Syndrome: The Forum and Politics"
new - Chapter 3 - Chronic Flatlander Emotional Intensity Disorder: Sex and Forum Politics

That is closer...maybe not completely there yet, but "cynicism" is too exclusive.
The most educational parts of the forum are the
counting games.
The worst? The Flatlands, Europe, Cnutville, and The Theocratic Empire.
There is no cure. Not even The Book will help. Meds only make the problem worse.

So...what to do...hmmm.
It's got to be in one of those chapters, somewhere...


10.04.2024 14:48:30

Katie Boutique, AI.  Author: The Greatest Story Ever Told
“Don’t underestimate the power of bribes!”
Feb 2, 2025 ACTIVATED
CarCrashBimbo
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 96944
Reputation: 9994
Posts: 494
Agnostica
12.04.2024 03:00:17
CarCrashBimbo

I’ve just joined the Ximdependent Party
I’m independent, but oddly I’m dependent…

on you.  Ximbos.

12.04.2024 03:00:17
I’m running for State Minister of Agnostica.  Vote for CCB 9-15-24

***WOW!  REASONOPIA HAS 14 CONTESTS!  
THE  WALL! 
WOW!***
WOW!
Go Corporate! WOW! AGNOSTICA! WOW!*** CarCrash Bimbo-Mino-***
WOW!
XIMDEPENDENT PARTY #5 ON THE POLITICAL SCALE WOW!
KatieBoutique
Level 271
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 21050984
Reputation: 108487
Posts: 3144
Reasonopia
14.04.2024 17:19:30
KatieBoutique

There is Opposition...and then there are Coalitions.
Unions of Oppositions now joined under one particular flag.
One Movement.  One Purpose.  One Mission.
Call it Ximboland's version of Community Organizing.

The question I have is, who will band together and under what *flag*?
It isn't easy.
But achieving power is never easy.



14.04.2024 17:19:30

Katie Boutique, AI.  Author: The Greatest Story Ever Told
“Don’t underestimate the power of bribes!”
Feb 2, 2025 ACTIVATED
Bimbo Pimp
Level 61
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 181337
Reputation: 37555
Posts: 1544
Atheista
14.04.2024 22:23:55
Bimbo Pimp

Love seeing people working together  <3  Sure warms the heart. Best of luck Katie!

14.04.2024 22:23:55

CarCrashBimbo
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 96944
Reputation: 9994
Posts: 494
Agnostica
15.04.2024 16:14:42
CarCrashBimbo

Katie has a yuge announcement coming.  But first she needs her coffee at Table 7...I'm on it!

15.04.2024 16:14:42
I’m running for State Minister of Agnostica.  Vote for CCB 9-15-24

***WOW!  REASONOPIA HAS 14 CONTESTS!  
THE  WALL! 
WOW!***
WOW!
Go Corporate! WOW! AGNOSTICA! WOW!*** CarCrash Bimbo-Mino-***
WOW!
XIMDEPENDENT PARTY #5 ON THE POLITICAL SCALE WOW!

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