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Ximboland Clock

lets be real here

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PlushKlavier
Level 135
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1937093
Reputation: 70102
Posts: 1286
Reasonopia
21.05.2022 16:32:30
PlushKlavier

I bought some clothes and shoes from Vinted and new heart shaped glasses my bank account is crying but that's about going to be the only big spending I will do until my next paycheck

21.05.2022 16:32:30

Jackslackofconsent
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7185
Reputation: 5722
Posts: 84
Agnostica
21.05.2022 16:38:55
Jackslackofconsent

family is wonderful and terrible. ive come to thsi conclusion today after a birthday party with uncles and cousins and more

21.05.2022 16:38:55
ur favourite psyop ;)
Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7598300
Reputation: 134347
Posts: 2638
Secville
21.05.2022 19:34:36
Honey Beee

very true jack

21.05.2022 19:34:36

PlushKlavier
Level 135
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1937093
Reputation: 70102
Posts: 1286
Reasonopia
21.05.2022 19:56:57
PlushKlavier

Why am I so emotionally invested in this comedy-turned-semi-serious manga, I don't think I have felt this intensely about a piece of media in a while

21.05.2022 19:56:57

Frost Bite
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18658
Reputation: 13120
Posts: 101
Atheista
21.05.2022 22:40:23
Frost Bite

been rlly wanting to rewatch my old fav cartoons but binging things takes so long...... cringe

21.05.2022 22:40:23
there are no groups on this earth more unbearable to talk to than harry potter fans and people who watch south park
Sakura Drop
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18757
Reputation: 10559
Posts: 49
Atheista
21.05.2022 22:51:08
Sakura Drop

Shane Dawson deserved to be cancelled. i know it's an old story, but i just wanted to say it.

21.05.2022 22:51:08
thanks for listening "starts crying in pain but in a cute way"
CommunityVerified
Level 98
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 740693
Reputation: 40895
Posts: 713
Reasonopia
21.05.2022 23:01:35
CommunityVerified

PlushKlavier wrote:
Why am I so emotionally invested in this comedy-turned-semi-serious manga, I don't think I have felt this intensely about a piece of media in a while
which one ?

21.05.2022 23:01:35
 
40wetnoodles
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55278
Reputation: 13377
Posts: 308
Atheista
21.05.2022 23:41:46
40wetnoodles

had the most awful day at work, if i cant get saturdays off from now on im quitting i gotta find something different soon
>just waiting for jerma my love to start streaming so i feel better <3

21.05.2022 23:41:46
i want to impregnate jerma985

gwhore
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6796
Reputation: 5308
Posts: 52
Atheista
22.05.2022 00:48:44
gwhore

i cut my own bangs today yall wish me luck

22.05.2022 00:48:44
gore + whore = gwhore
he/him or whatever
feel free to fight or debate me that would be very sexy


 






CumDumpsterKittyy
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7911
Reputation: 5000
Posts: 55
Freethinkerland
22.05.2022 01:16:33
CumDumpsterKittyy

treasure planet is awesome

22.05.2022 01:16:33
i am normal i am off-putting everyone is in love with me i am invisible i am going to get mugged

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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