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Mimi venus
Level 26
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 12768
Reputation: 6886
Posts: 11
Agnostica
22.05.2022 02:29:56
Mimi venus

It's good to say it

22.05.2022 02:29:56
Lolitabonita
Level 15
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 2336
Reputation: 2074
Posts: 19
Freethinkerland
22.05.2022 02:51:13
Lolitabonita

Do y'all ever wish that you didn't *have* to rely on sleep but had it as a relaxing activity? Sometimes I really want to stay up all the time but I'm so tired (T_T)

22.05.2022 02:51:13
TheodoraAlleys
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12011
Reputation: 6675
Posts: 55
Atheista
22.05.2022 04:47:49
TheodoraAlleys

I hate music genre elitism!1!!

22.05.2022 04:47:49
Sex, drugs, greed & addiction
It's all part of our new-found religion


cherilyn
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2143
Reputation: 1838
Posts: 91
Atheista
22.05.2022 05:19:15
cherilyn

had a rough day today for not really much of a reason </3

22.05.2022 05:19:15

V1rtual
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1672
Reputation: 1277
Posts: 20
Freethinkerland
22.05.2022 05:52:41
V1rtual

Some of the childhood YouTubers I watched as a child had dirty jokes that child me did not know, which is kind of ironic because I am very dirty minded

22.05.2022 05:52:41
νятυαℓ :D
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270140
Reputation: 31635
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
22.05.2022 05:56:05
Iowa

just watched morbius w some friends 4 a joke nd it was as bad as i thot it would b but every1 failed to mention how horendously ableist the whole premise is LMAO

like morbius & his bestie r both chronically ill/disabled & morbius like gives himself vampire bat dna smthn abt blood idk but it turns him & his bestie in2 bloodthirsty killers. but if they dont drink human blood they go back 2 being disabled. so they keep doing it. nd keep kiling ppl. bc they would rather litrally kill ppl than go back 2 having a chronic illness. disney culdve given a movie 2 any minor marvel property & they chose this guy. good lord.

also it just was bad LOL

22.05.2022 05:56:05
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
gooeyborn
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9957
Reputation: 7739
Posts: 234
Atheista
22.05.2022 06:01:34
gooeyborn

CommunityVerified wrote:
made myself a strawberry banana smoothie today and it is very good :) fresh strawbebbies
fuck yes, i love strawberry + banana smoothies............. if you can handle lactose adding vanilla greek yogurt makes it even more pog  

22.05.2022 06:01:34
currently working on a dropbox/drive of img resources for profiles and forum posts for everyone to use! feel free to dm submissions!
3dpd
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6859
Reputation: 5090
Posts: 59
Secville
22.05.2022 08:53:46
3dpd

reading fleurs du mal poems to my friend until he falls asleep. instantly

22.05.2022 08:53:46

Milkkycathy
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11429
Reputation: 8691
Posts: 227
Secville
22.05.2022 09:32:58
Milkkycathy

remember when ppl were treating mbti as science for a moment, on the internet
like yhad even some ppl going zodiac is bs but mbti real, that was really fun, wish it came back to trends tbh i love pseudo science

22.05.2022 09:32:58
milkk | he/him | please try to balance my reactions to the same numbers if possible ♥
Jackslackofconsent
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7185
Reputation: 5722
Posts: 84
Agnostica
22.05.2022 10:08:25
Jackslackofconsent

mbti has more credit to it than zodiacs but it's insane how stereotypical and weird people treat it. it's a subjective take on observable science. humans behave a certain way and that is all fine and dandy but putting those traits and quirks into boxes is a completely subjective and highly fluid thing.
as most people who know "their" mbti have found it by doing some online test the whole thing kind of just falls apart.
yes or no tests can never incapsulate the human mind and it's traits.. mbti mfs are annoying.. talking about how they would never talk to istps or something and only date enfps 

22.05.2022 10:08:25
ur favourite psyop ;)

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

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The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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