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nastya kviatkouski
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42241
Reputation: 23425
Posts: 167
Freethinkerland
26.07.2024 23:11:03
nastya kviatkouski

i was lookin for a job then i found a job 
and heaven knows i'm fuckin miserable now

26.07.2024 23:11:03
gimme butterflies or gimme death ✩ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*

Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97189
Reputation: 52940
Posts: 2357
Atheista
26.07.2024 23:48:20
Hot Topica

I think if you work on your birthday you should be allowed to be mean to customers

26.07.2024 23:48:20
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tibby
Level 51
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 106084
Reputation: 50563
Posts: 2228
Agnostica
27.07.2024 00:17:14
tibby

nastya kviatkouski wrote: (original post HERE)
i was lookin for a job then i found a job and heaven knows i'm fuckin miserable now
why do i give valuable time to people who dont care if i live or die

27.07.2024 00:17:14
         
Sup3rS0nic0
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40371
Reputation: 23785
Posts: 247
Atheista
27.07.2024 01:35:42
Sup3rS0nic0

I find out who doctor umar was and i know he would not like my black ass since i am lesbain and have a white girlfriend 

27.07.2024 01:35:42
˗ˏˋ ꒰  I'm so dumb it almost Fuck!ing scary ꒱ ˎˊ˗
Bubi
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133434
Reputation: 40579
Posts: 1041
Secville
27.07.2024 04:11:58
Bubi

craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)
i like watching middle aged men over-explain technology. like yes please tell me more about how cd players or humidifiers work, get me obsessed with obscure light bulbs i think i will take a hot bath too tonight! sounds relaxing :)
I can recommend a channel called Technology Connections, I've learned so much from this guy

27.07.2024 04:11:58
tibby
Level 51
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 106084
Reputation: 50563
Posts: 2228
Agnostica
27.07.2024 04:14:20
tibby

youtube has sent me down a rabbit hole of catfish episode recaps, kinda digging it

27.07.2024 04:14:20
         
Pollyx
Level 126
Status: Minister of Fashion
Sex Appeal: 1585261
Reputation: 54144
Posts: 1007
Antitheocra
27.07.2024 04:16:53
Pollyx

that sounds like my thing tibby what youtuber does this

27.07.2024 04:16:53
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tibby
Level 51
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 106084
Reputation: 50563
Posts: 2228
Agnostica
27.07.2024 04:20:05
tibby

jayda hope! some of the ppl on these episodes are so delulu, i love it

27.07.2024 04:20:05
         
craigslist-stripper
Level 233
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 10470983
Reputation: 344981
Posts: 2041
Agnostica
27.07.2024 04:34:53
craigslist-stripper

Bubi wrote: (original post HERE)
craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)i like watching middle aged men over-explain technology. like yes please tell me more about how cd players or humidifiers work, get me obsessed with obscure light bulbs i think i will take a hot bath...
technology connections was LITCHERALLY one of the guys i was talking about. the source of my lightbulb obsession ❤️ (don’t ask me about lightbulbs it will engage Something)

also the other middle aged men i highly recommend are techmoan, LGR, modern classic, and (occasionally) ashens (he doesn’t talk about tech much, but when he does there’s a certain je ne sais quoi) anyways… if u guys care

27.07.2024 04:34:53

Daphnee_Mino
Level 39
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 46935
Reputation: 39932
Posts: 1307
Agnostica
27.07.2024 17:28:00
Daphnee_Mino

I like horse hoove cleaning vids

27.07.2024 17:28:00

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