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Ximboland Clock

letter of resignation/open letter to ximboland

Posts
89
Created
27.03.2024
Author
Iowa
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22432
Reputation: 5494
Posts: 240
Atheista
28.03.2024 22:13:51
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

absolutely my brother in David
Do you think pxdcheeri and alexapro check reports if you report their friends?

28.03.2024 22:13:51
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Pollyx
Level 125
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 1556056
Reputation: 48588
Posts: 764
Antitheocra
28.03.2024 22:16:26
Pollyx

everyone, please stop feeding the trolls, including here! do not reply in any way! do not respond with a gif, do not clap back, do not defend yourself, do not make a joke, do not acknowledge them at all—it does nothing, they enjoy it, and it only makes the problem worse. thank you everyone!

28.03.2024 22:16:26
♥ Join The Church of Xod, an all-state fashion & creative contest where you create a (fake)bimbo god! Be inventive, do some worldbuilding, have fun! Open until May 10th, extra prizes for Antitheocrans ♥
Here is my well-sourced educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians in Gaza and across Palestine as a whole, please educate yourself or you may fall for propaganda! 

AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168101
Reputation: 78482
Posts: 2452
Secville
28.03.2024 22:28:59
AuntieLice

Thank you for the advice Polly, I was desperate to hear an opinion of someone who started playing 3 weeks ago. I will stop responding to these trans trolls for the sake of my mental health. Enough is enough, their bullying and abuse ends today.

28.03.2024 22:28:59
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
ButterfIy
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 155961
Reputation: 46607
Posts: 2266
Secville
28.03.2024 22:49:37
ButterfIy

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER wrote:
absolutely my brother in David
Do you think pxdcheeri and alexapro check reports if you report their friends?
Something tells me they suddenly suffer with blindness, or what we call transableism.

It is atrocious what some people on this site get away with. Bullying another person is the most visceral form of cowardice, which is why I have never been able to, and will never be able to, bully another person. I am a true believer in both physical and mental wellness, and I thank you so much for the advice, Polly. I will no longer be feeding the trolls desperately out to bring me down, as white and as beautiful as I am.

28.03.2024 22:49:37
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Abu Hamza
Level 23
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 8775
Reputation: 7816
Posts: 382
Reasonopia
28.03.2024 23:01:51
Abu Hamza

good luck to the people with a collective 5 or 6 brain cells who want to start their own website and actually work on it consistently and stick to it - i don't think self diagnosed online autism is the kind of autism that makes you super good at coding and super productive, but you can try and see how far you'll get at least!

and also: although i am not a woman, i am a man of allah, i have to say this: the fact that lice and b have the best outfits out of pretty much everyone on this site makes it even more entertaining when people try to own them for what they do in the game... 
i could only dream of having sharmutas like them in my DMs...



28.03.2024 23:01:51
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



ladabunni
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 203893
Reputation: 66807
Posts: 319
Atheista
29.03.2024 00:44:08
ladabunni

Please be less obvious 

29.03.2024 00:44:08
 
ButterfIy
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 155961
Reputation: 46607
Posts: 2266
Secville
29.03.2024 00:56:56
ButterfIy

Literally, Iona is not even trying to pretend she’s not a self-centred troll. Utterly embarrassing, if you ask me.

29.03.2024 00:56:56
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270140
Reputation: 31635
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
29.03.2024 00:57:24
Iowa

lol

29.03.2024 00:57:24
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
ButterfIy
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 155961
Reputation: 46607
Posts: 2266
Secville
29.03.2024 01:03:35
ButterfIy

Me when you unironically wrote “ive been a martyr before” in reference to juggalo rights who didn’t even have a background :skull:

29.03.2024 01:03:35
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
ladabunni
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 203893
Reputation: 66807
Posts: 319
Atheista
29.03.2024 01:16:43
ladabunni



29.03.2024 01:16:43
 

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