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The Opposition

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
131
Created
22.02.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270180
Reputation: 31709
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 21:08:14
Iowa

yeah you're right i didn't say i'm sorry i said i apologize

20.03.2024 21:08:14
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168101
Reputation: 78512
Posts: 2452
Secville
20.03.2024 21:13:01
AuntieLice

SweetasNuts parody wrote:
When he mans up and actually grows a pair to say teh words "im sorry" and directly what he is sorry for i will.
I'm crying. I love you Mr Nuts parody, you always deliver what the public is begging for.


20.03.2024 21:13:01
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
Hot Topica
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 68929
Reputation: 42065
Posts: 2082
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 21:13:30
Hot Topica

eating a nice wiener on a hot dog bun yum yum yum

20.03.2024 21:13:30
  FREE PALESTINE  
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168101
Reputation: 78512
Posts: 2452
Secville
20.03.2024 21:17:49
AuntieLice

You, eating? Who would have guessed? We are all truly shocked!

20.03.2024 21:17:49
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22870
Reputation: 5535
Posts: 241
Atheista
20.03.2024 21:25:34
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Theodora Dee wrote:
this thread is in............



UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!! CONDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You shall visit Miss Sasha Saxara to help you cope with your conditions and sort it out https://ximbo.land/forum/introducing-ximbolands-historical-trauma-therapist-sasha-saxara/t14400?page...

20.03.2024 21:25:34
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6147
Posts: 421
Atheista
20.03.2024 22:27:19
SweetasNuts parody

You lied again you get worse by the day in Ximboland. worse tryant we have had in all of goverment. hows the anger issues going
Iowa wrote:
yeah you're right i didn't say i'm sorry i said i apologize

It is all Iowas moj fault who cant man up and have his tools removed for the chaos he caused in Ximboland Arena after editing posts and then abusing his tools. no integrity clearly and cant stand up and be a man and stick to his words clearly;
Iowa wrote:
if this section of the forum spirals into tyranny and censorship because i edited the pronouns used in a post i give mr. nuts himself my explicit permission to revoke my title of minister of justice


Theodora Dee wrote:
this thread is in............



UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!! CONDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


20.03.2024 22:27:19
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Hot Topica
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 68929
Reputation: 42065
Posts: 2082
Reasonopia
21.03.2024 00:12:07
Hot Topica



21.03.2024 00:12:07
  FREE PALESTINE  
CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 84012
Reputation: 7239
Posts: 361
Antitheocra
22.03.2024 16:21:21
CarCrashBimbo

RED ALERT!

An Opposition Ximboland Senator has told me that she is going to assassinate me before the election vote takes place.
It is in my comments section...at the very top.
RED ALERT!

22.03.2024 16:21:21
Dr.CarCrashBimbo - Psychotherapist - MFA - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July.  I HAVE AN OPEN FVCK BUDDY SLOT <3
I identify as The Minister of Fashion of The Fashionable Republic of Bimboland

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22870
Reputation: 5535
Posts: 241
Atheista
22.03.2024 16:42:25
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

This is unacceptable!

Where is the government?
Wheres the moral outrage NOW when Miss Kartynah sent an open threat of assassinating teh only political opponent?

I put it to you that you care only about yourself and bringing Ximboland, the political opponents and our democracy down.

This is an example of undermining our democracy, brazen act of terrorism and an open admission of planning to commit electoral fraud abd bimbo homocide.
Katrynah commented:
im assassinating you before the election





22.03.2024 16:42:25
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6147
Posts: 421
Atheista
22.03.2024 18:12:36
SweetasNuts parody

This threatening behaviour is disgusting and something needs to be done. who does she think she is saying she wants to assassinate CarCrashBimbo. honestly it should be grounds for banning. she katrynah needs to be banned for threatening another xitizen of our great nation.

22.03.2024 18:12:36
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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