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The Opposition

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
131
Created
22.02.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107202
Reputation: 64215
Posts: 2732
Atheista
19.03.2024 20:09:15
Heydi

*crickets*

19.03.2024 20:09:15
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
Dad
Dad
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 79023
Reputation: 32918
Posts: 198
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 01:36:05
Dad

Noooooo Butterfly get back on your lame parody account, it was funny watching you ratio people on your 37 burners :'(

SweetasNuts parody wrote:
And straight out of teh converation about how you held Iowa rule breaking and abuse of tools accountable? Oh you didnt
"double walk of shame for pxcherri"


20.03.2024 01:36:05
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22870
Reputation: 5535
Posts: 241
Atheista
20.03.2024 03:34:35
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

howdy weiners

20.03.2024 03:34:35
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Hot Topica
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 68929
Reputation: 42065
Posts: 2082
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 18:52:58
Hot Topica



20.03.2024 18:52:58
  FREE PALESTINE  
SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6147
Posts: 421
Atheista
20.03.2024 19:55:42
SweetasNuts parody

weiners is accurate term more specifically small weiners teh SUX are no wonder they are all so sensitive they need penis extentions

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
wrote:
howdy weiners


20.03.2024 19:55:42
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Muffy Mynxxx
Level 120
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1369659
Reputation: 31498
Posts: 699
Freethinkerland
20.03.2024 20:33:12
Muffy Mynxxx

SweetasNuts parody:    no wonder they are all so sensitive

also SweetasNuts parody:    but yOuu didnT sAy IM SORRYYYYY



20.03.2024 20:33:12
 


made using 
 
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270180
Reputation: 31709
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 20:35:27
Iowa

popping in to say i quite literally did say i'm sorry i just didn't say i'm sorry Good Enough because *long drawn out fart noise*

and they say pronouns are confusing


20.03.2024 20:35:27
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22870
Reputation: 5535
Posts: 241
Atheista
20.03.2024 20:52:23
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

We recognise you were busy working towards growing ximboland in all aspects - it’s fashion, democracy and economy and you failed so sort it out and say you are sorry and let bygones be bygones
You shall be wise to rise above petty quarrels and kindly write that you are sorry


20.03.2024 20:52:23
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6147
Posts: 421
Atheista
20.03.2024 20:58:09
SweetasNuts parody

"popping in to say i quite literally did say i'm sorry i just didn't say i'm sorry Good Enough because *long drawn out fart noise*
This is a lie ^^ considering you never typed the word "im sorry" out. so no you didnt quite literally say your sorry did you.
people on this site break rules get punished you broke 2 rules by editing posts in the Arena and not only that abused your tools by removing all text but then removed you edited out snarky comments to SweetasNuts and trying to cover what you did.
you have not been held accoutnable or been punished until you do you shouldn't be able to punish anyone else if you havent been. thats a double standard and sticking with the theme of pink house being tryants.

you had the balls the remove all my text oh wait you waited until my account got banned (so there would be no confusion from you DUX getting confused and not reading fanboy in username) to do it thinking you was smart but got caught out. I guess it fits you dont have balls to stick to your words and have your tools removed but then again you are a pussy all talk and dont back it up. you are a disgrace that you parade around like you havent broke rules and abused tools. You should be jailed and stripped as you are unworthy, untrustworthy, mentally unstable and have anger issues.

Iowa needs jail and to be stripped for breaking rules and abusing tools. nothing but a tryant.

20.03.2024 20:58:09
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Theodora Dee
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 63321
Reputation: 21332
Posts: 658
Secville
20.03.2024 21:07:55
Theodora Dee

this thread is in............



UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!! CONDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20.03.2024 21:07:55

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