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The Ximboland Slayyycast: Live Breaking News and Feature Reports

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liveangel
Level 246
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Reasonopia
27.02.2024 04:51:28
liveangel

*Sounds of a fire truck siren and horn approach, followed by hoses extinguishing the flames*
liveangel
Apologies for the delay. Our resources are scarce and are ill-equipped to deal with large scale emergencies such as this.

27.02.2024 04:51:28

KatieBoutique
Level 266
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Reasonopia
27.02.2024 06:12:26
KatieBoutique

Let’s do some Ximboland math (as we wait for the fire to be put out)…

A + B = X

Mr. Fromage = Mr. Cheese
Mr. SweetasNuts = Mr. Nuts

Cheese(A) + Nuts((B) = ?(X)

Solve for X.

27.02.2024 06:12:26
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
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bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
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Posts: 1966
Reasonopia
27.02.2024 09:45:33
bxdcherri

Liveangel has saved us all! Now we can distribute the raccoon tails throughout the studio! For #twatpride 

27.02.2024 09:45:33

Gemima1984
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Atheista
27.02.2024 12:50:11
Gemima1984

In honour of the recently extinguished fire at KSLA, we at BimBurger would like to announce that our burgers are now FLAMEGRILLED!

Introducing the new and exciting, BBQ Flamegrilled Bimburger!



Deliciously seasoned bimbeef, flamegrilled and served with delicious sweet barbecue sauce! Try it today!



Warning: This product contains Nuts.

27.02.2024 12:50:11
KatieBoutique
Level 266
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Posts: 2817
Reasonopia
27.02.2024 12:56:43
KatieBoutique

Warning: This product contains Nuts.

It also has cheese.  It looks like you solved for X and got a nearly identical answer as I did...
I'll post it in a bit...as my answer is still baking in the Sloven.
What was the name...the Ximpossible Burger?  Well...the Ximpossible is now possible.

27.02.2024 12:56:43
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
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liveangel
Level 246
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Reasonopia
27.02.2024 13:22:11
liveangel

Parts of the studio and some of the equipment is looking worse for the wear. Slaytie, you may want to contact your Xinsurance provider to see what your policy covers.

With the fire at KSLA extinguished, I must head to the pastures to save the hucows residing there. After that, I'll be open to interviews regarding the Fire Department... and the underfunding thereof.


27.02.2024 13:22:11

Honey Beee
Level 212
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Secville
27.02.2024 13:24:03
Honey Beee

BREAKING NEWS KSLA TV
liveangel wrote:
*Sounds of a fire truck siren and horn approach, followed by hoses extinguishing the flames*
liveangel
Apologies for the delay. Our resources are scarce and are ill-equipped to deal with large scale emergencies such as this.
OUR STUDIO HAS BEEN SAVED. MANY THANKS TO THE AMAZING LIVEANGEL FIREFIGHTER TEAM. WE NEED HELP #REBUILDING THE STUDIO. IF YOU HAVE ANY UNUSED XIMPUTERS AND XOUND EQUIPMENT PLEASE DONATE TO KEEP REAL MEDIA ALIVE. 

WE LOOK FORWARD TO OUR SPONSORS DONATIONS TO OUR CAUSE FROM ALL THE FLAMEGRILLED SUSPICIOUS BIMBURGER ADS. 

LIVEANGEL FIREFIGHTER TEAM IS SAVING THE HUCOWS NOW. XODSPEED LIVEANGEL!

27.02.2024 13:24:03

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5191582
Reputation: 72762
Posts: 1966
Reasonopia
27.02.2024 14:31:34
bxdcherri

As Prime Bimbo, I declare this a national crisis. The Pink House will be holding a meeting to discuss how we can help fund the rebuilding of the KSLA site. 

27.02.2024 14:31:34

Timothee Chatroulette
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Atheista
27.02.2024 16:26:52
Timothee Chatroulette

We will fund more donations than the rebuilding of the notre dame

27.02.2024 16:26:52
  
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271614
Reputation: 103977
Posts: 2817
Reasonopia
27.02.2024 17:12:53
KatieBoutique

A + B = Cheese and Nut Loaf+ Burgers:


Submitted to The Bimburger Corporate Office for study...is this the Ximpossible Burger Veg. 2?

27.02.2024 17:12:53
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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