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Muffy Mynxxx
Level 120
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1369659
Reputation: 31498
Posts: 699
Freethinkerland
25.02.2024 22:01:04
Muffy Mynxxx

I would like to start the Xatanist Party

25.02.2024 22:01:04
 


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Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107412
Reputation: 64277
Posts: 2732
Atheista
25.02.2024 22:31:28
Heydi

the chaos Xod??? of destruction and corruption…(of data)

25.02.2024 22:31:28
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271614
Reputation: 103975
Posts: 2817
Reasonopia
25.02.2024 22:51:23
KatieBoutique

Muffy Mynxxx wrote:
I would like to start the Xatanist Party
I'm going to hold you to it!  Slayyycast New Party Watch is now a thing.

25.02.2024 22:51:23
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7601434
Reputation: 134790
Posts: 2654
Secville
26.02.2024 00:54:11
Honey Beee

How should we summon this mysterious entity? We need to interview her !

26.02.2024 00:54:11

Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107412
Reputation: 64277
Posts: 2732
Atheista
26.02.2024 01:27:49
Heydi

what sort of ritual would summon her? wearing the glitched shop items or something??

26.02.2024 01:27:49
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271614
Reputation: 103975
Posts: 2817
Reasonopia
26.02.2024 01:32:35
KatieBoutique


...we're onto something big...




26.02.2024 01:32:35
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1082212
Reputation: 59501
Posts: 1981
Atheista
26.02.2024 18:31:56
Gemima1984

Oh boy, all this talk of religion and FurBimbos sure does have me thirsty... What about you guys? Are you looking for something sweet and sensational to help feed your appetite for current events?

WELL LOOK NO FURTHER!

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It pairs perfectly with our yummy BimBurgers! Mmm!

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26.02.2024 18:31:56
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271614
Reputation: 103975
Posts: 2817
Reasonopia
26.02.2024 19:28:46
KatieBoutique

THIS.  IS.  HUGE!  Moo!


We have a Breaking Report from The Senate:
A Court Case is about to commence.
We cannot say any more at this time, but if you have access to the Senate Chambers
You know that something moonumental is coming.

We cannot reveal anything even when we know who the prosecuted Ximbos are.
But at the moment we can guess who is first up.  [Hint...look at who's in The Dunk Tank.]

We are all nervous.  The earth beneath our feet is rumbling.  
A Senate Band needs to be assembled immediately!

And yes...we are drinking strawberry milkshakes and gobbling bimburgers.  Why not!?

K&S

26.02.2024 19:28:46
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7601434
Reputation: 134790
Posts: 2654
Secville
26.02.2024 19:54:43
Honey Beee

We have heard concerning reports from the outskirts of Bimbo City regarding a new kind of “pink cow” being used to produce “strawberry milk”. More news coming soon. 

26.02.2024 19:54:43

Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1082212
Reputation: 59501
Posts: 1981
Atheista
26.02.2024 20:22:39
Gemima1984

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26.02.2024 20:22:39

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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