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The Ximboland Slayyycast: Live Breaking News and Feature Reports

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viscerae
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 267486
Reputation: 95957
Posts: 1412
Atheista
20.02.2024 16:52:20
viscerae

As a bimbo cow, I would like to speak up in defense of Bimburger for their humanitarian work ethos and dedication to providing delicious meals and taking care of our bovine population. Did you know the apples in their Xapple Pie are 100% organic and non-GMO? It's true, and I'm not a paid actor either! Hey, what's tha- *is dragged off-screen*


20.02.2024 16:52:20
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270782
Reputation: 103570
Posts: 2789
Reasonopia
22.02.2024 22:07:32
KatieBoutique

Premiering Tonight! On KSLA Television's #1 Newscast:


...is the World Debut of the Most Popular Gameshow so far in 2024:



This counting game began 3 days ago by <redacted> and we thought it could use a ratings boost.
You can cast your votes for your favorite Slayyyer or Mooer here:

Here are the two battling Bimbos! And to sweeten the pot, we added this challenge:
The winner (loser) gets put in the Slayyycast Dunk Tank [TM]


Count down for No! Hoe, and up for Hoe: Yes!

LET THE BATTLE CONTINUE!


22.02.2024 22:07:32
#NOTMYPRIMEBIMBO #NOTMYSTATEMINISTER #OCCUPIEDBIMBOLAND
#DIDYOUBRUSHTODAY?  #THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
#STEALDIAMONDSFROMTHEJEWISHBIMBO #STEALMYMONEYANDREPUTATION
cannabisbimbo
Level 118
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1312189
Reputation: 78386
Posts: 199
Freethinkerland
23.02.2024 16:52:52
cannabisbimbo

Hot off the presses! Hucows taking the fashion world by storm! 


23.02.2024 16:52:52
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270782
Reputation: 103570
Posts: 2789
Reasonopia
24.02.2024 23:57:35
KatieBoutique




This graphic has been upscayled.  Zoom in and have a look...

The Dunk Tank is being prepared with it's first participant - "<blocked>"


24.02.2024 23:57:35
#NOTMYPRIMEBIMBO #NOTMYSTATEMINISTER #OCCUPIEDBIMBOLAND
#DIDYOUBRUSHTODAY?  #THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
#STEALDIAMONDSFROMTHEJEWISHBIMBO #STEALMYMONEYANDREPUTATION
Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7599522
Reputation: 134443
Posts: 2640
Secville
25.02.2024 00:16:36
Honey Beee

Yay I love the dunk tank!!!

25.02.2024 00:16:36

Theodora Dee
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 63116
Reputation: 21301
Posts: 656
Secville
25.02.2024 00:23:08
Theodora Dee

omg who's gonna throw the ball??????????

25.02.2024 00:23:08

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270782
Reputation: 103570
Posts: 2789
Reasonopia
25.02.2024 00:31:21
KatieBoutique

Let 'er rip...spinning wheel under construction...until then just imagine it...






25.02.2024 00:31:21
#NOTMYPRIMEBIMBO #NOTMYSTATEMINISTER #OCCUPIEDBIMBOLAND
#DIDYOUBRUSHTODAY?  #THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
#STEALDIAMONDSFROMTHEJEWISHBIMBO #STEALMYMONEYANDREPUTATION
EnthusiasticNaps
Level 121
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1393075
Reputation: 88765
Posts: 1453
Reasonopia
25.02.2024 03:49:22
EnthusiasticNaps

this is my new favorite part of the forums <333

25.02.2024 03:49:22

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270782
Reputation: 103570
Posts: 2789
Reasonopia
25.02.2024 10:14:24
KatieBoutique

Omg this just came across my desk! 



EnthusiasticNaps says: Breaking news the Furbpocalypse has hit the Slayyycast!

25.02.2024 08:06:24

Slayto: "Katie, what does that mean?"
I don't know...but it looks like we are going to need more microphones...

25.02.2024 10:14:24
#NOTMYPRIMEBIMBO #NOTMYSTATEMINISTER #OCCUPIEDBIMBOLAND
#DIDYOUBRUSHTODAY?  #THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
#STEALDIAMONDSFROMTHEJEWISHBIMBO #STEALMYMONEYANDREPUTATION
diet melon soda
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 58962
Reputation: 30334
Posts: 213
Atheista
25.02.2024 15:24:38
diet melon soda

soo excited to hear about the furbpocalypse id die for furbies

25.02.2024 15:24:38

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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