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The Ximboland Slayyycast: Live Breaking News and Feature Reports

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Pollyx
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Antitheocra
16.02.2024 02:28:42
Pollyx

I was invited here by Honey Beee for a brief opinion piece segment with regards to the ongoing investigation into Bimburger's facilities, food preparation, and relationship with loyal bimbo hucow workers. As a representative of the nonprofit organization of Hucows for Humanity™, we support the Hucow Union which is currently filing a class action lawsuit against Bimburger. My name is Polly and I support hucow rights! What Bimburger is telling you is not the truth, so be careful what you believe! Stay tuned for what additional details can be revealed in the future as we receive more detailed advice from our Livestock Lawyers! We will try our best to keep the Slayyycast informed of all future details.

Pollyx

In a partnership between the Hucow Union and Hucows for Humanity™, please share this poster with fellow advocates and those who may not be aware of the injustices faced by loyal hucows, the backbone of Ximboland's booming dairy industry! Thank you for your time and for the invite, Honey Beee! Keep slaying and don't forget to support humanitarian milking and the growing scientific research into lab-grown, ethical protein sources <3

 



16.02.2024 02:28:42
♥ Join The Church of Xod, an all-state fashion & creative contest where you create a (fake)bimbo god! Be inventive, do some worldbuilding, have fun! Open until May 10th, extra prizes for Antitheocrans ♥
Here is my well-sourced educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians in Gaza and across Palestine as a whole, please educate yourself or you may fall for propaganda! 

Honey Beee
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Secville
16.02.2024 03:14:34
Honey Beee

Katrynah wrote:
We here at the Hucow Union have begun filing a class action lawsuit on behalf of all Hucows against Bimburger’s CEO on the counts of Hucow abuse, violation of Hucow rights, and gross criminal neglect of worker safety. Proudly funded by our nonprofit-for-profit sister organization, Hucows for Humanity™, we seek legal recompense and monetary compensation to Hucows impacted by unethical and dangerous business practices. If you, a Hucow, or any loved Hucows you know have been negatively impacted by Bimburger, please contact union representative Katrynah Kow.
Pollyx wrote:
I was invited here by Honey Beee for a brief opinion piece segment with regards to the ongoing investigation into Bimburger's facilities, food preparation, and relationship with loyal bimbo hucow workers. As a representative of the nonprofit organization of Hucows for Humanity™, we support the Hucow Union which is currently filing a class action lawsuit against Bimburger. My name is Polly and I support hucow rights! What Bimburger is telling you is not the truth, so be careful what you believe! Stay tuned for what additional details can be revealed in the future as we receive more detailed advice from our Livestock Lawyers! We will try our best to keep the Slayyycast informed of all future details..
Hello dear KSLA viewers and readers. We bring you special commentary from the TV Station addressing the comments made by the union representatives and the CEO of Bimburger.

As you can see, two union representatives have come up to speak against the alleged abuses that happen on a daily basis over at Bimburger Inc. and all and any associated partners, vendors, and products. There have been rumours of hucow abuse, suspicious ingredient sourcing, and inhumane working conditions. Bimburger's CEO, gemima1984, has been crafting an image to hide the horrors that hide under the surface. We do not know how gemima1984 became the CEO of Bimburger, why she did, or where she got the money to do so. We presume that there must be a secret sponsor behind this, but who? 

The sudden spread of Bimburger fast food chain restaurants around Ximboland has been nothing but concerning. As a matter of fact, the timing of the creation of it all lines up suspiciously with the finding of Investigator Shertley's head in Mr. Choops' freezer. We worry that the timeline might even go further back, perhaps by the fateful night that our beloved Cindy was murdered. Even though gemima1984 claims that Bimburger's beef is fresh and that hucows are treated humanely, we have reasonable suspicion to believe that that is simply not the case. Because of the few details we can share, as this is an ongoing investigation, we will do our best to help all union members with their lawsuit against Bimburger Inc et al. 

We encourage more hucows to get in touch with our station or to have the union representatives pass their messages along. If you know anything about Mr. Chops' freezer or the truth about the sourcing of beef and Bimburger ingredients, send us an anonymous tip.

16.02.2024 03:14:34

KatieBoutique
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Reasonopia
16.02.2024 06:35:35
KatieBoutique



16.02.2024 06:35:35

Blecky89
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Freethinkerland
16.02.2024 16:25:20
Blecky89

For all devoted followers of Slaycast.

Brought to you by Pollyx!

16.02.2024 16:25:20
    
Gemima1984
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Atheista
16.02.2024 19:07:56
Gemima1984

BREAKING NEWS:


16.02.2024 19:07:56
KatieBoutique
Level 266
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Reasonopia
16.02.2024 22:33:52
KatieBoutique



16.02.2024 22:33:52

diet melon soda
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Atheista
17.02.2024 06:17:05
diet melon soda

VIVA BIMBURGER

17.02.2024 06:17:05

KatieBoutique
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Reasonopia
17.02.2024 21:55:48
KatieBoutique


Coming to The Slayyycast Studio:  A new 'game':

3 Tries for 1B$

Who qualifies for insertion into The Tank?
1. Fake Xews Peddlers
2. Deep Xtate Actors
3. Unfounded Xegal Claim Xnion Xepresentatives
4. Xonspiracy Theorists
5. Xournalists whose investigative stories don't hold water
6. Renegade Slayyyte Slayyynisters!

As a show of Solidarity with The Besties, Inc. 
and a shameless plug for The Ximdependent Party
I will be the first to enter The Tank and take what's comin to moi.

You will never dunk me...but good luck!
Slayto:"But Katie, how will they throw the balls?"
With a new spinning wheeeeeeeel, of course.

Katie

17.02.2024 21:55:48

Gemima1984
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Atheista
18.02.2024 20:24:21
Gemima1984

Calling all Ximboland Xegans!

Are you looking for something tasty and plant based for lunch? Are you wanting something delicious to curb those hunger pangs?

Then look no further than Bimburger's brand new, plant based XImpossible Burger! Our delicious burger is made from the finest, sustainably sourced mycoprotein and is suitable for vegetarians, vegans and those who just love a really damn good burger!

Try our XImpossible Burger today!

18.02.2024 20:24:21
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
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Reputation: 103484
Posts: 2784
Reasonopia
18.02.2024 22:23:13
KatieBoutique

OH MY XOD!!!!!!


The Forum has had a MAJOR update!



We are looking it over now to document the changes but this is HUGE!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

The Slayyycast Team


Here's the explanation of the new layout from our New Prime Bestie Cherri and her staff of BESTIES!  Moo!


                        ✩.・*:。───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:。✩ NEW FORUM LAYOUT  ✩.・*:。───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:。✩

Header
"Government Announcements" renamed "Government Quarters".
"Announcements from the Future" merged with "Announcements from Boob Palace" and named "Announcements from Boob Palace".
Added "The Pink House Office" that can only be read/accessed by the PB, FP and SMs.
Added "Xemocracy Arena" for our new politics section of the forum.
"Ximboland Court" has stayed the same.

Header "Senators Lodge" has been removed as a section and condensed to one thread named "The Senate" in "Government Quarters"

Header "Ximbo Citizens" renamed "Public Buildings".
"General Discussion" renamed "Haute Coffee Shop".
"Wit, games and educated frivolity" renamed "The Founders Inn Pub".
Added "The Nines" for our new shop workers section of the forum.
"Fashion & Forum Contests" renamed "The Runway".
"Bimboland National Gallery" merged with "Bimboland Theater" named "Bimboland National Gallery and Theatre".
Added "Cindy's Sex Shop" our new raunchy area of the forum.
"Help and advice" renamed "Immigration Office".

"State Town Halls" have stayed the same.

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18.02.2024 22:23:13

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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